Name: Bill Burr - Buying Land Advice
Uploaded: 2022-03-09T13:03:49.000Z
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it's time for advice with your host billy burr and i'm ripping off this melody
from somebody else
all right buying land dear bill i'm a 21 year old from a big city on the west
coast my interest in
economics and real estate has has me interested in buying a small plot of land
at 21 look at you
good for you the area in which i'm looking is growing therefore it's not
entirely speculative
excuse me um i've been using my life savings and taking out a small loan which
i know i can pay
monthly and have paid off i've ran the numbers my only question is this being
my first endeavor i'm
a bit nervous is this the start of something that will ruin me or the first
step to something bigger
how do you get over that with stand-up whoa you went from real estate to
telling jokes hang on a
second i need a little sip of water here all right um okay i would continue to
look at land
i don't know shit about money other than i don't try and blow it so i'm
concerned that you're going to
be you said i'd be using my life savings does that mean your entire life
savings
if you have to do that you're only 21 i'd save up a little bit longer you
always have to have you always
have to have what the fuck money and if we've learned anything in 2020 you need
to have that money
because they'll help you out for a little bit and then you're on your fucking
own so
um you know all of these people who live like in these these uh not all these
people but a lot of
these people who live in really rural areas okay if they paid off their house
and they know how to hunt
and they have a well in their land like they can survive a really really long
fucking time
um there is something to be there needs to be a respect again between red
states and blue states
like this whole fucking real housewife shit that we're involved in it's just it's
really stupid
um but getting back to you um i get nervous when i i do uh when i invest in
that type of stuff but i
just make sure that i gamble with something that i can lose okay and if it's
your entire life savings
maybe you want to look for land somewhere different maybe buy a little bit less
maybe save up a little
bit longer but you're asking how do i get over it i would equate it to um
the um soloing how do you get over with you just make the decision that you're
doing it i made the
decision this week that i was ready and i was going to solo so and then it
ended up coming a day earlier
and then i got to do it twice and the how great i felt about myself and um and
i called up and and you
know i thanked my instructor profusely i still and i'm still in touch with all
of my instructors that
i've had throughout the years i still talk to all of those guys because i look
at them like they've
taught me one of the greatest skills you could have as a person to learn how to
fly i mean it's
you're flying it's unbelievable and they taught me how to do it safely and i
had nothing but great
instructors that um you know taught me how not to fly like an asshole so how
you get over
stuff is you don't take more risk than you're comfortable with but you do take
a risk and you
just have to say to yourself i'm doing this okay so if you want to invest in
land just know you're
going to do this and but then on the other side you don't have to like jump in
the deep end with
rocks in your pockets when you do it okay you know you can jump in the shallow
end you can still dunk
your head under the water in the shallow end but you know you run out of air
you can stand up oh look at
that analogy you get in the deep end you know hey you can get a little fucking
crazy so if you still
want to do it now um and i think your background in economics and real estate
that are two really
great backgrounds um for you to be successful in the future i think your head's
in the right place i
just i think you're nervous about this for the right reason it's it's going to
be taking too much of your
savings and you need a small loan i i i would be more cautious than that you
know um you got your whole
life ahead of you so i would i would buy a smaller piece of land that you can
that you can handle you
can make the payments it's not gonna uh you know it's not gonna crush you or
whatever and then you
can learn on that one and then when you pay that thing off now you got
something you know you got some
equity in that you can then you can use that to get a loan to get something
else and then you'll
be off and running and you'll be talking you'll meet people in the real estate
business that's
another thing i would go to open mics i would talk to comedians people at
different levels of doing
comedy and i would ask them questions and i would just soak it up so uh don't
listen to me for real
estate advice um but definitely talk to people that know uh know your business
because i don't know
your business but uh good luck and i'm proud of you at 21 that you're already
thinking like that it's
very mature you're out ahead of the game and you're going to live a great life
all right just
marry a sweetheart and you you're golden and um you know
there's really something to be said to being that smart in your 20s i wish i
was all right