Name: Bill Burr - Erectile Dysfunction Issue
Uploaded: 2022-03-25T13:44:05.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Erectile Dysfunction Issue' from Bill Burr Animated on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-03-25. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Erectile Dysfunction Issue' from Bill Burr Animated on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-03-25. Transcript available.

it's time for advice with your host billy burr and i'm ripping off this melody
from somebody else
self-induced ed from jerking it too much oh yeah oh yeah
all right uh self-induced ed from jerking it too much oh what from watching
like porn or something
hey bill buzzkill i'm a 22 year old guy whose dick doesn't work nowadays you
can you can come back
come on you can make a comeback to keep things short oh no pun intended uh i've
been single for
a good chunk of my life it wasn't for lack of trying i'm just not very good
with the ladies
this in turn led me to jerking off to satiate my more primal desires i've been
jerking it since i
was 14 about eight years and never saw any problem with it flash forward to
about a year ago
i met the most beautiful girl and we hit it off right away she and i started
dating soon after
and i've been dating and i've been dating for about a year now the sex is great
but i've started to
notice i don't have much sensitivity below the belt anymore i did some research
and i probably and i
apparently gave myself ed from jerking it too much well i thought that means
your dick doesn't go up
easiest solution is to stop but after eight years of jerking it it's kind of
like asking a dog to stop
licking it's nuts i want to stop because i want to be a better boyfriend for my
girl and i want her to
know that i can get rid of this but i've tried multiple times and it failed
each time do you have
any surefire fire ways to quit vices you were addicted to i'd love to hear them
uh hope you and
your family are doing well in these unusual times i wish i got to see you when
you came to texas but it
but it was but was in university at the time maybe next time thanks for all the
laughs and go fuck
yourself uh yeah you know what i would do just go talk to a uh a therapist he'll
get you right out of
that he or she whoever you go to will get you right the fuck out of that that's
not a big deal and that's
so so common um i went through a period i watched so much porn that the only
way i could bust a nut
was through jerking off so then i just had to not do it for a couple weeks and
then then i was fine
again with my girlfriend at the time so that that happens that's why you got to
watch out for porno
dude that shit is like you know and then also like you just start going down
these fucking
rabbit holes like everybody like i remember back in the day back in the vhs
days of porno right you
get a fucking porno tape and there was always something in there where you're
like oh my god
that is that is amazing like that's what i'm jerking off to and then there'd be
something on the
tape like oh my god that's too far that's disgusting if you kept the tape long
enough and watched it long
enough then that thing that used to get you off didn't get you off then you had
to go to the next
fucking level so um i think there's going to be a bunch of fucking studies that
are going to become
way more mainstream about how bad porno is not to mention the people that are
in it i don't want to
take away anybody's livelihood but like you know there's been documentaries
about what has happened to
people you know both male and female what happened to them as kids that makes
them go into that
industry so the whole thing is just uh it's it's just not something good i'm
just assuming that
you're jerking off to fucking porn but um uh i would you know what i would do i
would openly discuss it
with your your girlfriend and just tell her 100 and just say listen i need to
get help
because i love you and i want to i want to get through this and just get it all
out on the table
now that it's all out on the table you know women women fucking love helping
the guy out that they're
with they're really great when it comes to that shit you just got to tell them
what's going on what
they hate is when you fucking get all moody and because you're holding your
shit in just tell her
what's up go get a therapist fucking work it out i would literally tell her
listen i'm trying to
stop jerking off. I can't. I need help. There's nothing wrong with that. And
you're not the only
person that's had that fucking problem. So you'll be fine.