Name: Bill Burr - Gold Digging Dad
Uploaded: 2022-04-04T16:44:24.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Gold Digging Dad' from Bill Burr Animated on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-04-04. Transcript available. Click "JOIN" and become a premium subscriber. Thanks for watching.

it's time for advice with your host billy burr and i'm ripping off this melody
from somebody else
gold digging dad hey billy dad ass
you are a father and i want to know your opinion on on how you think this
should be handled for
context i am a female in my late 20s and have an older sister who has the same
concerns about our
dad that your dad's a gold digger is this your biological father this feels
like one of those
fucking jerry springer things starting off here you know what i need i need a
sip of water here
um all right let's see what we got here all right my dad has just gotten
engaged
to his soon-to-be third wife let's call her sally uh they are around 60 years
old
and he's had a bad track record track record when it comes to relationship i
asked him once what is it
that changes after you get married everyone always says after you get married
everyone always says
after you get married things change so she asked him what is it that changes
after you get married his
answer to this question was uh the woman always tries to control you they think
that they own you
after you get married uh hey you know that's that's not 100 false uh in his
situation i think the in his
situation i think the opposite is true he has admitted to things here and there
that support that uh like
when he told my sister that he wouldn't let my mom go to nursing school when
they were together because
he liked having her under his thumb his word oh is this one of these fucking
assholes
who doesn't like to be controlled but then controls other people i don't get
those people
um you would think if you don't like to be controlled that you would then
understand that other people don't either and you would have empathy
because you don't even have to put yourself in their shoes because you feel the
same way they do
strange strange but i would lie to you if i didn't say that i knew a lot of
people like that
anyways he said and when he also said that he told his last serious girlfriend
that he had erectile dysfunction but really he just didn't find her attractive
yeah there you go
he has always been super vain and really he's really only dates super small
women with big tits
this dude sounds like a guy's guy from the mid-1970s probably still drinks beer
with a pull tab
um so anyways he he meets he met sally several years ago and they dated for a
short time before he
broke up with her he told her that it was because he was scared of falling in
love with her
after a year after about a about a year ago sorry he was talking to my sister
about how we started
talking to her again and that if he married sally he would be set for life
because she has money
yeah he this is the problem with this guy is he he goes he gets into
relationships for wrong reasons
the wrong reasons money tits those are all dumb reasons to marry somebody you
know those are good
reasons to fuck around and have a fling she's got big tits those would be fun
all right great you know
what i mean i mean i don't i don't like mooching off people though i draw the
line on money now anyway
they began dating he began dating her a few months ago a few months later sorry
uh they are engaged and
he is chomping at the bit to get the marriage over and done with good i'm glad
he's chomping at the
bit she'll probably sense that and call it off hopefully my question is should
i bring this up
with him and see if he really is in love with her should i try and contact her
and feel out how things
are going with them i have never even spoken to this woman should i just say
fuck it if she's dumb enough
to get herself into this situation then it's on her i disagree with they always
say that well you're the
one who married her it's like if somebody's lying to you and saying that they
love you
you know how are you supposed to know uh anyway she has kids
and would hope that if they thought it was fishy they would talk to her about
their concerns
if it were my mom i would be all over her telling her wait until she really
knows what she's getting
into yeah but if you were her daughter you know the guy that she was marrying
wouldn't come up to you
and say hey you know i'm trying to marry your mother so i can be set
financially you know huh
you with me i'm taking part of your inheritance there little sweetheart right
uh should i insert
myself into the situation or should i leave it be i've only been close with my
dad for a few years
when i was a teenager and since then it's just been a distance relationship i
would really love
some advice from you and the lovely nia if she is available i'm a huge fan and
wish you and your
wonderful family the best of luck thanks and go fuck yourself i would say it
all depends on what
sort of relationship you want to have with your dad because he'll get fucking
he will be fucking
livid if he found out that you fucked this thing up um but it is kind of weird
to just stand back and
it's just like if he's gonna take her for money you know what about those kids
and shit so
i don't know what to tell you here um
you've never talked to her they're in their 60s
but even then some people they're just not good at reading people and if he's
just telling her all of
this shit i don't know i don't know personally i would probably just stay out
of it uh that's one
of those things it's just one of those fucking things if you don't know the
other person
how do you fucking bridge that gap and then the other person you're related to
like how do you call somebody up and say hey just let you know my dad's kind of
a selfish
asshole and he said uh if he gets with you he'll be financially all set i mean
you know what you
probably maybe you can do it anonymously do it anonymously and then just deny
it and just see what
the fuck happens that's that's the closest thing you could do but i i wouldn't
insert maybe there's
a way to do it that way i don't know