Name: My Daughter's Boyfriend is a Loser [Bill Burr Animated]
Uploaded: 2022-04-08T20:00:44.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'My Daughter's Boyfriend is a Loser [Bill Burr Animated]' from Bill Burr Animated on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-04-08. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'My Daughter's Boyfriend is a Loser [Bill Burr Animated]' from Bill Burr Animated on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-04-08. Transcript available.

all right my daughter's boyfriend is a loser oh boy dear billy the kid first i
want to say
that i love the first two episodes of efforts for family and i can't wait
oh the first two seasons sorry and i can't wait for season three thank you i
don't like my
daughter's boyfriend i like how this guy gets right to it and i want to make
her break up with
him let me tell you about my girl she's 28 years old she has a great job she's
living in an apartment
with this guy the problem is that she pays for everything because he's air
quote between jobs
and also sometimes she calls me to fix some stuff for her and when i get there
i find this ass just
playing video games or watching a movie oh my god he doesn't even put on a show
for when his
the father of his girlfriend shows up yeah this guy's a bum he doesn't do shit
i really don't
understand why she's still with him my greatest fear is if she marries if she
marries that guy
can you please give me your opinion as a father oh my god dude i'm brand new to
this you're like a
grizzled vet with a 28 year old i got an 11 month old i'm gonna give you advice
can you please give
me your opinion as a father on how to deal with this problem should i tell her
to break up with him
or should i just keep my mouth shut and i would also love to hear what the
lovely nia has to say
about that about my situation thank you and keep up the good work well
unfortunately she's a little
pissed at me right now so uh i only got one more question here um
i i think i probably would have given him when i went over there
i would have just been like really you're just gonna sit there playing video
games while the
father of your girlfriend comes over to this apartment where she's paying for
everything and
you don't even have a job you're just gonna sit there and play video games who
raised you
i probably you know now i'm not the smartest guy and i also fly off
the handle a lot i would have said something along those lines and then if he
mentioned it to her
i just say listen i probably shouldn't have said that i love you i want the
best for you and
you know it it just as your dad it bothers me that you're paying for everything
and then i came over
to the fixed stuff and this guy couldn't even stop playing video games um you
know something don't
say anything because then you look like the asshole that's that was bad advice
all right swing and a
miss strike one i would say that to her just say listen i'm just going to say
this and just say
this i'm just going to say this one time i have to get this off my chest as
your dad because i love
you and i want the best for you okay i understand that the person you're with
right now is between jobs
and really try to fight the urge to do the giant air quote between jobs and
just say listen
okay i understand that you know people have ups and downs in life but it was
just kind of a red flag
to me that i went over to your apartment where you're paying everything where
there's a man there
all right and he sees the father of the woman that he's dating come walking in
to fix something
that he's not fixing he didn't even help me he continued to play video games i'm
just saying i'm a little
concerned about the overall drive of the man in your life and as men we can't
give you children
all right what we do is provide okay so uh
he just look like a giant 12 year old to me don't say that last part but just
say i'm just a little
concerned are you do you share those concerns and if she says no just say fair
enough maybe i caught
him on a bad day but just as your father i felt like i had to say something if
you're okay with him
then i'm okay with him and then you then you're good because now you put it out
there all right
but if you come at her and you're just saying listen you need to dump this guy
this guy's a bum because
i said joe then she's going to get her back up and be you know and it'll become
actually more romantic
to her that she's you know it's us against the world baby did you hear what i
said the kids can be
like well i was trying to get to level seven um that's the way i would handle
it and then after
that you just got to wash your oh god that's difficult you got to wash your
hands of it um
i don't know if i could do that
i i mean i would just start at some point if she stayed with him i would just
start openly teasing him
hey what do you say their their their couch face huh
whatever his name's mike hey mikey what's what's your favorite couch to sit on
when you're not
looking for a job you know hey mike what's what's your favorite what's your
favorite movie no let me
guess peter pan right where you get to be 12 years old for the rest of your
life
um that's what i would just i would roast him i would roast him you're so
progressive you know hey
mike what do you want what do you want for uh what do you want for christmas
you want an apron oh that's
right you don't even cook how about one of those inflatable uh donut things
that truckers wear when
they sit on their ass all day getting hemorrhoids um you want a stand-up desk
to play your video games on
i would just yeah maybe do that i would just start roasting him
you