Name: Bill Burr - CNN Rant
Uploaded: 2022-04-30T15:09:42.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - CNN Rant' from Bill Burr Animated on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-04-30. Transcript available.

I gotta tell you, you know, my mother-in-law comes over to help watch the kids
and she always puts on CNN.
And do you know what those fucking morons are doing?
Do you know what those fucking morons are doing?
They're fucking talking about Trump.
I swear to God, I cannot believe people watch that channel.
They're so dumb.
It's like, do you think these people give a fuck?
They want Darth Vader to come back.
They want him to come back because they got nothing to talk about because it's
show business.
And Joe Biden is a fucking bore.
They can't bitch about him because he's wearing a blue tie.
So now what do they do?
They're going out there.
They're doing what they did the first time to get this guy elected by giving
him all this free coverage.
While they act like they allegedly don't like him.
I don't buy it.
I don't buy it.
They're a corporate news channel and they just, they're just, they're fucking
treasonous, un-American pieces of shit.
Just like Fox News, MSNBC, just like all of them.
Just like fucking all of them.
I was at the gym the other day, right?
You know, oh, fucking Billy Big Boobs, right?
I'm on the elliptical.
And they had CNN on with the sound down.
And I wanted to ask him, can you turn the fucking channel?
No, they didn't have the sound down.
They made it seem like all of California was on fire, which I know it is.
But like, there's nothing I can do about it.
All right.
And then, then they go, okay.
And then, uh, now let's talk COVID and the numbers are up.
It's just like, what, what is their fucking deal on those, on those channels?
Don't they have any idea what they're doing to you?
Cycle, here I am at the fucking gym, trying to work off a bunch of goddamn ice
cream sundaes.
And all I get is fucking fires and pandemic shit.
You can't fucking, you know, how about a positive story?
I swear to God, if I ran a 24-hour news network, you know, our brand would be,
we give you two bad, but we still give you one good.
Two steps back, but one step forward.
We give you a couple of good stories.
You do a story that involves, uh, race relations where people are actually
getting along.
Well, that doesn't get ratings.
You have to make them feel like shit.
You have to scare the hell out of them.
You got to make them feel like they got a virus.
Their house is going to burn down.
And, uh, and that the fucking, the Nazis are coming back.
To us, those are the tent poles that make for a great, uh, uh, half hour news.
If they don't have a gun in their mouth by 18 minutes in, then we're not doing
our job.
I think that that's what they say.
You know?
Can you imagine if that was your fucking job?
To just go on TV every day and lie and, and get people to be against each other.
And, and just have everybody just sort of walking around in a low to high level
of hysteria.
To just go on TV every day and lie and lie and lie and lie and lie and lie and
lie.