Name: Johnny Depp vs Amber Heard [Animated] commentary by Bill Burr
Uploaded: 2022-05-04T19:07:54.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Johnny Depp vs Amber Heard [Animated] commentary by Bill Burr' from Bill Burr Animated on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-05-04. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Johnny Depp vs Amber Heard [Animated] commentary by Bill Burr' from Bill Burr Animated on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-05-04. Transcript available.

Trial. Dear Bill, I've been watching the Depp trial, Johnny Depp trial, every
day on YouTube in the background while working. It's awesome, Bill. Watching
someone get caught lying is super underrated. Oh, I heard he is absolutely
destroying her.
I'm too big a Johnny Depp fan to watch that. I love that guy. And I just, you
know, I don't want to hear all this personal details. But from what I've seen,
the guy is destroying. And what's great about this is if he really does expose
this woman for lying.
I'm wondering all of these people that, you know, just accepted her lies about
him, if they're going to apologize somehow, because they publicly trashed him.
It'd be nice if they then publicly apologized and said, maybe next time we won't
jump to conclusions.
Anyways, because watching someone get caught lying is super underrated. Having
someone who has gone on the record is saying one thing, and then having proof
that the other happened is so fulfilling. On top of all of it, you get Johnny
effortlessly throwing that Hollywood charm around the courtroom. I'd love to
have it on vinyl. I got to be honest with you, my good buddy, Paul Verzi has
been watching it. He just keeps calling me up. He goes, are you watching this?
He's like, Johnny is absolutely destroying her. You know, I've just heard like
bits and pieces of that. And it really does amaze me how it just, the pendulum
just does not seem to swing the other way.
That all of these women's groups that when they see a woman that lies like this,
which really hurts their position, because there are women out there that are
in a relationship that this woman evidently lied and claimed that she was in
when she wasn't.
And for someone to go out and lie about it hurts the people that are actually
in it.
So you'd think that they would cover this and they would also talk about like,
you know, I remember a guy a long time ago told me, he said, if you're in a
relationship with a woman, if she ever starts swinging on you, lock yourself in
the bathroom.
Lock yourself in the bathroom. So, you know, she won't hit you anymore.
It doesn't escalate. And there's going to be no evidence of you at some point
because you're going to have to get her off you.
You know, she can be look at this mark in my wrist when he, you know, because
you caught her hand as she was swinging at you.
You caught her wrist and you're going to get in trouble.
You know, you're wearing a ring. It leaves a mark. It's like, no, I just
grabbed her arms because she was swinging at me.
No, we have to take you in and all of that.
It just fascinates me that when there's just a clear example of something like
this, that I think it really hurts feminism if they want more men to come along.
That if they would actually trash someone like this publicly, the way that they
would go after a toxic guy, because, you know, I don't matter if I'm going
after a toxic guy.
I get that. But, you know, I don't know.
If it all just pans out with a whole, oh, yeah, sorry about that.
Like, that's how it's going to end. It just it just doesn't seem right.
And you know what? It doesn't sit well with me.
So anyway, if I had the time, I would definitely I would be watching more of it.
I mean, Verzi's losing his mind like he's watching like a seven game series.
He thought it was going to be a seven game series, but it sounds like Johnny's
going to sweep.
Which makes me happy. Yeah, I like that guy.
And I'll see you next time.