Name: Bill Burr - 3 Way Relationship [Animated]
Uploaded: 2023-01-16T21:07:16.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - 3 Way Relationship [Animated]' from Bill Burr Animated on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-01-16. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - 3 Way Relationship [Animated]' from Bill Burr Animated on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-01-16. Transcript available.

All right. Three-way relationship. Sir Billiam of Orange. I like that one.
Three-way relationship. Sir Billiam of Orange. Thanks for the podcast, man. I'll
try to keep
this short. So my girlfriend and I are 25 and been together for about four
years. Things aren't
great, but they aren't horrible either. Recently, we've started hanging out
more with her best
friend. And whenever we hang out, it's always a great time. Her friend has been
in a bit of a
relationship dry spell lately. And recently, my girlfriend told me that they've
been discussing
the possibility of us starting a three-way relationship. All right. Okay. I don't
need
to read anymore. Do it. Oh, wait. He says, my girlfriend and I have already
gone down this
road before with minimal complications, but that was primarily a sex-only
relationship, whereas
this new one would probably be more serious. What are you, fucking Jack Tripper?
How would
it be more serious? You're going to live with the two of them? That was a Three's
Company
reference for anybody under the age of 50. The problem is, I'd really like to
date the
friend. I think that we could make this trio work, but I could see myself
liking the friend
more than my current girlfriend and fucking the whole thing up for everyone. I
also think
that breaking up with my girlfriend after four years just to date her best
friend is a cunt
move and therefore is off the table. Finally, question. So should I encourage
this three-way
as it's the only way I'll ever get to date the friend, which seems quite cunty?
Or should
I just break up with the girlfriend, forget about the whole thing and move west
to start fresh?
Thanks again and go fuck yourself. P.S. Come do a gig in Maine before you get
too big for your freckles and only do stadium gigs. First of all, sir, you are
a fucking hero and you
are living a life, life right now that most men only fantasize about, myself
included. That's
fucking tremendous. That is a tremendous situation to have yourself in. You
know what I say? I say
you fuck them both, then you dump her and then you fucking, you move west and
start afresh. That's
what you do. And that's not a dirty move. Okay. Because what your girlfriend is
doing. All right.
She's into women. She's into both, but you're not going to marry this woman.
All right. This girl,
she's, she's rogue. She's a renegade. She's going to get a pilot's license, fly
around the fucking
world. This is Amelia Earhart, man. You don't tie this woman down. All right.
Fuck that. You're not
going to marry her. You know, you're not, but you want to fuck her friend. All
right. So why don't
you just do it? I say you fuck them both. All right. It's not a cunt move. They
brought
it up. You don't think your girlfriend's being selfish here. She's not, she's
sitting there
risking her friendship with her girlfriend to drag you into the fold. The whole
thing's
for, there's no fucking relationship here, sir. You're a fuck stick. And by all
means, let
them use you as such. Get yourself some condoms. Have a great time. I'd have my
suitcase packed
right outside the fucking bedroom door. Right. Then do the porky pig. That's
all folks. And
you're fucking out of there. God bless you. God bless you. But that's Jesus
Christ. People
shit on Maine. People make fun of that state. That's, that's considered a
problem in Maine,
everybody. It's God's country up there. Blue potatoes, fresh air. They got to
do something
to stay warm.