Name: Nia Trashing Bill [animated] Monday Morning Podcast
Uploaded: 2023-02-17T23:27:01.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Nia Trashing Bill [animated] Monday Morning Podcast' from Bill Burr Animated on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-02-17. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Nia Trashing Bill [animated] Monday Morning Podcast' from Bill Burr Animated on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-02-17. Transcript available.

yeah all you people lined up to see star wars you're making a major error you
want to go see moon
they can see both huh yeah i don't know why i shouldn't you know what it's just
it's fun to do
it's why i trash feminists because anything that's like taken so seriously you
have to
shit on just you are a fun you have a classic comedian brain you can't just
like be nice about
something like good for them you know standing up for what they believe and i
think that's great
you just have to shit on it like you and positivity are just like something
that i don't know i don't
you're gonna take it all the way to positivity you guys just don't mesh like
you just refuse to
allow positivity into your life you just don't think it's funny and no it's
just you have to break
the tension of somebody telling a story what's someone sharing their story why
is it tense for
you you just can't deal if the attention is not on you so you have to turn it
around and make a joke
and like make fun i agree with everything up until then okay up until then nia
attention on me when
i'm on stage off stage i'm not a fucking lampshade on my head guy am i no you're
not i don't try to
take over fucking conversations at parties i usually i'm standing at the wall
and you're like is
everything okay are you having a good time with your resting bitch face yeah
and i'm i'm like
you do have resting bitch face though it's handsome all right but it's bitchy
i know i'm not good at parties okay did he like the dip is he having fun like i
don't know like
yeah like heightened energy heightened energy happiness bothers you yeah i know
celebratory vibes relax people getting along with each other no no not relax
not relaxed not relaxed it's
like they heightened like when people's like oh my god when they're doing that
or when they're clapping
applauding somebody saying what they did was brave and there was no guns
involved there was no life or
death situation but you know it's just sort of your only definition of bravery
yeah like i think it has to
be like you know look they used to be hey good for you slap on the back that is
now brave
mm-hmm hey this kid uh he fucking you know he punched me in the face so i
punched him back oh good for you
now it's all that was so brave the way you stuck up to that bully no you know
each day over 4 000 students
no well what happened now is he gets punched in the face and then he makes a
video that goes viral
about that but you know and then the bully makes one and cries and then they
delve into that fucking
thing and meanwhile there's a swirl of trash two miles deep twice two and a
half times the size of
fucking texas out there out in the pacific ocean remember the first toothbrush
you ever fucking used
it's in there swirling around did you see that story about i forget where this
fish was costa rica
maybe but they caught a fish um you know they were fishing and i guess this guy
saw one fish and he
thought it looked sick and just weird so he cut it open and there was all this
garbage inside of the
fish yeah it's pretty depressing it's horrifying actually yeah and everybody's
walking around
calling everybody smiling and enjoying life and bill burr's here to let you
know
it ain't all rainbows and sunshine sweetheart what that smile off your face i'm
gonna bring you back
down to earth because that's what i do bill burr truth speaker that's not what
i'm saying killer
buzz killer life ruiner jesus christ do you really think i'm that bad
you and your dark cloud can just get off my rainbow no i'm just kidding good
lord um
yeah it's just funny that's all i'm doing here okay that's all it is i i look
at tv and i on
everything that i see it makes me laugh that's how i do it i it's probably
dysfunctional
i've been doing really well this year like you've watched reality tv and i don't
shit on it right i
just sit there oddly quiet and i feel you looking out of the corner of your eye
like why isn't he
saying anything well i appreciate you being able to let me enjoy my life in
peace i know it's hard for
you but uh because nothing is more important than the laugh um you're really
just feeling yourself right
now i am i'm now i'm on now i'm awake now i'm gonna roll okay let's do this let's
do two more hours of
this podcast
you