Name: Girlfriend with Too Many Guy Friends - Bill Burr Animated
Uploaded: 2023-03-06T00:36:28.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Girlfriend with Too Many Guy Friends - Bill Burr Animated' from Bill Burr Animated on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-03-06. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Girlfriend with Too Many Guy Friends - Bill Burr Animated' from Bill Burr Animated on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-03-06. Transcript available.

Girlfriend with too many guy friends. Hey old Dr. Bill. I'm a 21 year old
college student and I
started dating this girl at my school five months ago. Things seem to be going
great but unfortunately
we've been away from each other this summer because we're from different states.
We talk
almost every day but there are some days when I never hear from her at all. I
just see her posting
different things she does with her friends on social media. I wouldn't have a
problem with it
except the majority of the time it's with a group of dudes. She's always
hanging out
with about five of her friends who are all guys and then a handful of times
there's other
girls there. Every time I see her post something about them I feel jealous and
angry that she's
spending all this time with other guys. Not only that but her most recent post
was on a
boat with all these guys wearing probably wearing probably her most revealing
bikini. I haven't
many of these guys so I definitely don't trust any of them and whenever she's
with them and I text her
she takes hours to respond or even waits to the next day. I want to bring it up
how I feel about
that but I don't want to make it feel like I'm telling her who she can and can't
hang out with.
So what do you think I should do? Bring it up that I don't like how she hangs
out with other guys or
just shut the fuck up and trust that she's not up to anything? It would be
great to hear what
Nia thinks to get a female perspective too. I wish she was here right now
because
you're going to get my perspective. Anyway sorry for the long email hopefully
it didn't
I didn't use too many big words for you. Yeah go fuck yourself.
What do I think about that? Yeah that's kind of weird.
I mean what would she think if you were fucking hanging out with like five
other broads
and you were wearing a Speedo and you didn't get back to her the next day.
She'd probably think that you were fucking around right? So I would just I
would just say to her say listen
I'm not trying to be a jerk here but uh
you know when you post you know when you're hanging out you seem to only be
hanging out with
other guys. You're on boats. You're wearing skimpy bikinis. It's it's making me
feel uncomfortable here.
All right. She's like what do you know you don't try to think and just go look
I'm just communicating that it it kind of makes me uncomfortable.
Just ask her just so let me ask you this. If you know if I didn't if I text you
and I didn't get back to you text me and I didn't get back to you for a full
fucking 24 hours.
All right. And then you see a picture on Facebook and I'm standing there with
my ball bag all in a bunch
you know
hanging out with like five chicks on a boat.
Just ask her am I out of line here.
Then also tell her too and please tell me
you know if you're not feeling it anymore and you want to hook up with other
guys
just let me know early on.
So you know the heartache is way less.
Just let me know.
All right.
But I dude I don't think that it's weird that you're uncomfortable with that.
That is weird.
You know hanging out with five guys in your most revealing bikini.
No those are just my guy friends.
Honey with all due respect.
It looks like you're in a sausage factory there.
You know wearing your little skimpy fucking outfit.
What's going on be one thing if you were there with one of your girlfriends.
Even then I'm thinking a little five on two action right.
What's going on.
I don't know what to tell you dude.
It might be just how she likes.
She may be like I don't like other girls.
I don't get along with other girls.
Maybe one of those people.
Well really you like hanging out with guys.
Why don't you do it with some clothes on.
How about that.
You know.
How about this.
Can we can we make a rule that you know you got to put on some clothes when you
hang
out with these guys.
How about that.
Because you know you're just going to get pissed and then you're going to start
hanging out with some chicks and just to piss her off you're going to start
taking pictures
and now return her text for a day and you start doing that childish shit rather
than
just getting right to the meat of the heart of the matter there right.
The meat of the matter.
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