Name: BILL BURR - Balding Men [animated clip]
Uploaded: 2023-11-23T23:26:18.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'BILL BURR - Balding Men [animated clip]' from Bill Burr Animated on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-11-23. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'BILL BURR - Balding Men [animated clip]' from Bill Burr Animated on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-11-23. Transcript available.

um accidentally insulted girlfriend's bald brother-in-law oh my god i love this
already
uh bill thinks he's better than me burr and i do um that right there is when
you know somebody's
sad it's when they think they're better than you because they need to do that
okay i'm speaking
from experience it's why i always talk down to you guys and i will never stop
talking down to you
despite my uh academic record um i've been seeing this girlfriend for about
four months now
and she invited me to come to her family christmas celebration i already met
her mom dad and sister
but i never met her sister's fiance flash forward everything's going well we
had got done with
dinner and we were all sitting in the living room watching a christmas special
oh my god this is
perfect when i some when i said something i probably shouldn't have uh her
sister's fiance is about 25
and balding and when i say balding i mean he's got it bad nothing on top but
the sides are bushy bright
orange hair well that's not balding that's bald he wears a hat all the time but
he took it off and got
off the couch before i could even think i said lieutenant dan you ain't got no
hair everyone went quiet for a bit
then like the champ that she is she started laughing and playing it off like it
was nothing
but afterward she told me that he was very self-conscious about being a 25 year
old bald ginger well who
wouldn't be what should i do to fix it should i apologize or act like nothing
happened since you're
a bald ginger
i figured you'd have some insight that's fuck dude that was the longest fucking
way to insult me and
that was great go fornicate yourself i have to fucking look up that reference
lieutenant dan you
ain't got no hair what is that from lieutenant dan you ain't oh you ain't got
no legs oh that's from
forrest gump first of all you're fucking hilarious that's a great fucking
reference did you say it like
lieutenant dan you ain't got no hair wow okay i'm calling bullshit on your hole
before i knew what
happened before i could even think i just said that no you knew what you were
doing all right yeah okay
but still what you said was hilarious and he should have laughed it off all
right what should i do to fix it
should i apologize or act like nothing happened oh that's a tough one it makes
it tougher because he's a redhead
why does he have it all bushy just shave your fucking head man people will
think you know some jujitsu
maybe he should do that man look i don't know what i don't know how you fix
that i don't think you can fix it
what are you gonna say sorry i said you ain't got no hair like forrest gump in
front of everybody during the
holidays while watching a christmas special i mean how the fuck because he
knows everybody's laughing about it
afterward just play him this play him this fucking uh you know play him this
podcast
shave your head buddy get in fucking ridiculous shape get shredded and that's
it and you know what
you'll grow into your bald head it won't be as weird as in your 30s and then
you've already dealt with
the worst thing that can happen to a guy when he's aging other than fucking
getting a terminal disease
you've already fucking dealt with it when you shave your head ladies find it
confident they find it
confident as opposed to combing it over or fucking you know reappropriating
shit from the back of your
head and then walking around with that 90210 haircut for the rest of your
fucking life um or you could go
that route you know what i got one for you i this is how you fix it i got the
best one ever i got the
best one ever i got it i have it all right put some money towards this and i
will we'll do a we'll do a a go
go fund me that won't have his name we'll all know what it is it's the
lieutenant dan go fund me all
right you find where the best hair transplant people are out there and and and
collectively between my
listeners and me we'll get him a fucking hair transplant how about that does
that work let me
know that would be amazing if that became my charity you know some people save
the whales and then i could be the
spokesperson and still be bald so i'd look selfless selfless you know and i'd
be like the martyr
and he never took the time to do it for himself
*laughs*