Name: Bill Burr - Helicopter Story (animated)
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Helicopter Story (animated)' from Bill Burr Animated on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-12-08. Transcript available. The video you've all been asking for. Please subscribe!

I saw this story down in Orange County, right?
Down in Orange County, California.
This guy gave helicopter tours for 30 years.
30 years without incident.
Hands the business off to his son.
The American dream.
"I built it up for 30 years. Here you go, son.
Make the family and the family game proud."
"Alright, Dad, I love you." Right?
Poor kid. Five days in.
He's supposed to give a tour to a couple.
Only the dude shows up.
The kid thought it was weird, but he's like,
"I need the money. I gotta give him a tour." Right?
So he takes this guy up.
10 minutes into the tour, the dude fucking jumped out.
Yeah.
Five days in.
Five days in from the balloons and the cake.
"We love you, son. Keep his family tree going.
The traditional line."
Five fucking days later, this kid,
he probably barely had the speech down.
Just sitting there flying the helicopter.
Alright, if you look out the left side of the aircraft,
that's Orange County.
There's over 27 miles of beaches.
Put your seatbelt back on.
27 miles of beaches.
Was established as a county in 1903.
Sir, please don't open the door, sir.
What are you doing?
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
What the fuck!
What the fuck!
What the fuck!
What the fuck!
Fuck!
Air traffic control.
I don't know who's on this frequency,
but you really need some of yourself
on the fucking helicopter.
Five days in.
So I read further into the story.
Turns out the guy who jumped out.
He was 61 years old, terminally ill.
He was in pain every day.
They couldn't figure out what was wrong with him,
and he had had enough.
At that point, that guy immediately became a hero
in my world, right?
You know what I love about him?
Not only did he make the decision,
he didn't go out like some pussy, right?
A can full of pills, watching a romantic comedy,
wrapped in an afghan that Nana made.
Fuck that.
Guy went out like a man.
Take me up in a chopper.
I'm looking at the landing page.
I'm looking at the landing page.
I'm looking at the landing page.
I'm looking at the landing page.
I'm looking at the landing page.
I'm looking at the landing page.
I'm looking at the landing page.
I'm looking at the landing page.
I'm looking at the landing page.
I'm looking at the landing page.
I'm looking at the landing page.
I'm looking at the land I love,
and then I'm jumping out like a superhero.
I loved it.
Yeah.
This guy...
This guy should have been wearing a fucking cape.
I can't imagine how elated he must have been
on that helicopter ride up after finally, you know,
just taking back control of his life.
Like, fuck you, disease.
I decide.
You know, ripping tubes out.
Gets a burger.
Shotguns a beer.
Take me up in the chopper.
He probably had his fucking foot on the dashboard.
You know, he's not even listening to this guy giving the tour, right?
Over 27 miles of beach. Put your seatbelt back on.
Established as a county in 1903.
Sir, please don't try to open the door. No!
Don't! Don't! Don't! Don't! Don't do that!
Incredible.
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