Name: The Carolyn Clips
Uploaded: 2014-12-20T16:52:57.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Carolyn Clips' from Don Giller on Comedy Buff. Published 2014-12-20. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Carolyn Clips' from Don Giller on Comedy Buff. Published 2014-12-20. Transcript available.

thank you so much ladies and gentlemen good to have you here welcome to the
show have um
okay all right now we're gonna come on let me uh
let me ask you a question have you recently written a poem about the show
i uh i tell you i i you know i was uh i woke up uh and i was watching espn
today and i saw
something odd and i said i'm gonna bring this in put it on the show something
interesting
from espn i hope you like it take a look there you go watch
the world series of dreidel will continue in a moment
not too late to put that in your poem carolyn
huh maryland
and as always thank you so much to all the american men and women in uniform
around the world paul and i many many many many christmases ago were trying to
get to bagram air
base and could not because the c-130 had run off the end of the airfield and uh
we were gonna go
yes and we weren't gonna go this is afghanistan we were in afghanistan yeah we
were in kandahar
that's right and you know so we get on the plane no no no we're not gonna go
get off the plane plane
on and on and back and forth and back and forth and uh sadly we did not ever
get the chance to get
the to bagram but we were over there in kandahar for a christmas day this is
delightful
must be a
must be a way i can make some money off this this is an audience member wrote a
poem a lovely poem
and uh this looks like something that would be handed out to you at midnight
mass oh here
you know uh ladies and gentlemen the holidays are a wonderful time and there's
many reasons to be
thankful especially in the world we live in now and but but often there's
tension and the tension can
occur christmas morning yes so we have the list here tonight top ten things you
don't want to hear
things you don't want to don't want to hear on christmas there's a lot of
things you want to
hear oh of course i got you a new skateboard that you want to that's right yeah
here are the keys to
your new rolls royce that you would like to hear yeah but on the other hand the
other end of the
spectrum things top ten you don't want to hear here we go uh number ten freeze
fbi
number nine something's moving in the tree number eight he left the cookies and
milk but the tv is gone
number seven there's a caroler frozen on the porch
number six did you get a long rambling poem about the late show too
number five
my stocking has a foot in it number four
do you smell singed hair number three santa left a photo he took of us sleeping
no no no no number two no no no i said hug grandma and water the tree
and the number one thing you don't want to hear on christmas morning just
messing with you kids give
the presents back
ladies and gentlemen when we come back we'll be joined by j thomas thank you so
much