Name: Viewer Mail on Letterman, October 31, 1985
Uploaded: 2015-09-14T22:04:47.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Viewer Mail on Letterman, October 31, 1985' from Don Giller on Comedy Buff. Published 2015-09-14. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Viewer Mail on Letterman, October 31, 1985' from Don Giller on Comedy Buff. Published 2015-09-14. Transcript available.

the unbelievable sky cam did you have a good weekend paul very nice relaxing
really we just
we had a weekend we just had a weekend it's not thursday it's monday damn it it's
monday
get a hold of yourself what'd you do on the weekend i stacked a quart of firewood
in record
time thank you did you really that's right what did you do i uh got a lot of
sleep uh that was it about
it yeah that was it all right let's get on with this uh viewer mail my heart's
not in it this really
isn't viewer mail night is it no it's not as monday we've been on the air
almost four years every
thursday night is viewer mail night we've never once done viewer mail on a monday
but for the
benefit of the people at home and all of america i want you to do viewer mail
tonight like you've
never done it before
what a weenie
uh come on okay here we go here we go it's gonna be all right tonight is thursday
tomorrow is friday
we're all looking forward to the weekend
we have five minutes i know we got plenty of time for the viewer mail it's a
laugh pack don't you
think paul you were here yeah laugh packed yeah letter number one ladies and
gentlemen from viewer
mail a rare monday night edition it begins i need to submit a senior quote from
our high school for our
high school yearbook pretty soon and i haven't come up with anything yet any
ideas thanks chris ferrell
carmichael california uh chris you've obviously seen this show before so you
must know that it's
unlikely that we'd have any spare ideas letter number two dave if you would
please disappointment
in paul schaefer for his wisecracks recently about his hometown of thunder bay
paul uh was born and
reared in thunder bay uh why does he bad mouth canada stephen mcinerney uh bramley
is that how you
pronounce bramley bramley yeah bramley uh ontario ontario ontario okay paul
what about it you were
bad mouthing canada well uh i did make some disparaging remarks uh about the
country but
something had happened that day that gave me a pretty low opinion of my native
oh i'm sorry to hear
that it was just before that night's show and i think we had about 30 seconds
to air
30 seconds paul
well well well what have we here hiya shorty hey you don't have to call me
shorty i mean i have a name
right shorty uh what do you got here well those those are my lead sheets i'm
just working on it
like 30 seconds to air oh come on you guys oh get out of here that does it you
guys better get out of
here or i'm gonna call an nbc page oh an nbc page we're scared i'm not kidding
i'm gonna i'm calling a
page kimberly kimberly come over here guys you got to get out of here we got a
show to do yeah some show
oh come on five seconds later that doesn't you damn mounties i wish you'd leave
me alone
one and they've been on my case for the past five i don't know i don't know
no not really no no not at all just a just letter number um three three is that
right we're up to
three uh letter number three begins dear dave why is there not a poster of you
on the market we thought
all the big stars had posters made of them should that be telling us something
del gay it's signed
del gay and barbara bula first of all there is no one named bula
del gay and barbara bula barbara bula barbara bula
del gay and barbara bula meredith college raleigh north carolina del and barbara
well where have you
been there certainly is a poster of me and it's taking the country by storm
here it is right here
maybe this will jog your memory huh kids there it is you see dave says do this
for a choking victim
oh it's del gay and barbara bula and barbara bula
no no we're done letter number four how are we doing on time jeff we're all
right on time
oh good timing is so critical here when you're dealing with this fine-tuned
comedy
letter number four please send four photos please send i'm sorry let me begin
again
please send photos of your stars that children enjoy for our classroom at
school
thank you mrs patty berry hill venice florida you know when i read this letter
i was so curious about
what kind of school would solicit photos of celebrities that i decided to pay
them a visit you know i remember it
just as if it were yesterday because you see
so the fact of life i learned from last night's episode is you have to like
yourself before you
can expect other people to like you very good michelle you may take your seat
now for tonight's homework i want you to turn to page 18 and read the article
on the lander sisters
hi you must be miss berry hill how are you fine fine nice to see you class do
you know who this is
sean burt convy no sean burt convy is the host of tattletales this is david
letterman hi kids nice
to see you look uh here's the picture you asked for i brought it in i hope you
can use that
we'll put this up next to tim connor oh that's great listen do you mind if i
just stand over
here and watch for a few minutes no not at all okay thank you very much you're
just in time for our
history lesson in fact maybe you can tell the class what happened on september
11th 1969
spanish-american war that's the day bewitched got a new darren oh right right
now class pay attention
and repeat after me dick york dick sergeant dick york dick sergeant dick york
dick sergeant dick york
okay there you are another thursday night batch of viewer mail we all set we
have a good show despite
the fact that we're out of uh natural order here with the universe we got a
great show tonight nancy
burson is here brother theodore and howard cosell plus ladies and gentlemen we
have the sky cam we'll be
right back after you take a look at this
so
you