Name: Tony Mendez Show with DaveCon, June 19, 2008
Uploaded: 2016-04-08T02:03:17.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tony Mendez Show with DaveCon, June 19, 2008' from Don Giller on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-04-08. Transcript available. The Director's Cut with Alternate Ending.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tony Mendez Show with DaveCon, June 19, 2008' from Don Giller on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-04-08. Transcript available. The Director's Cut with Alternate Ending.

From the Tony Mendez Studios in Burbank, California, it's The Tony Mendez Show,
starring Tony Mendez, with your host, Tony Mendez, featuring Stephanie Berkel.
Hi, everyone. Hi. Welcome. I'm very sorry to inform you that David Letterman
will not be able to meet with you tonight.
What about Paul Schaefer? No, he won't be able to make it either. How about
Alan Coulter, is he here? No, he's busy.
But, but, but, but, but, we do have the star of The Tony Mendez Show.
Stephanie? No. Oh, yes.
Hello, customers! Now, listen. I know you came to see David, but he's not here.
He's at home counting his money.
But, as everybody know, I'm a famous photographer. I take pictures of people in
big groups, different cities, Boston, Chicago, Paris, where I was born.
They, I ask the people to, I, I want to have like, I want people to be naked
and take the clothes off and lay down on the floor.
So, I want you guys all to do it. Take your clothes off and lay down on the
floor.
I'll do it. I'll do it.
Oh, man!
Thank you, Sarah. You're a true artist. Go ahead. Take your pants off.
It's as big as sea biscuit. Yeah. Wow. No idea.
Oh, my God.
Oh, it looks like a big rat. Oh.
Pity! No, come back! Come back!
It's not a sausage!
Oh, my God!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Say cheese! Ah!
*Sings*
Actual.
Oh, uh, it looks like a big rat.
Oh.
That's a cow!
*Sings*
Oh, no! Oh, no! Stop!
you