Name: Tony Mendez Show Plugs Red Horizon, April 2006
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tony Mendez Show Plugs Red Horizon, April 2006' from Don Giller on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-04-08. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tony Mendez Show Plugs Red Horizon, April 2006' from Don Giller on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-04-08. Transcript available.

Look what I have here. It's Don Gillard's new CD. He sings with his partner, Tad
Leathertop,
and it's really good. We're going to listen to a preview right now.
It's not so bad. I like it.
Honestly, what's that all about? I didn't think it was so bad. Did you?
I don't know. I can't even...
Good evening and welcome to the Tony Mendez Show starring Tony Mendez. I'm your
host, Tony Mendez.
We're going to listen to this again because...
Honestly.
Am I interrupting the show?
Yes, we're in the middle of the show.
A show?
Don't even...
Go on. Go on, you fool.
Did the food get here?
I'm me!
That was Tom Rupert.
Hey!
You know, last night we were listening and we were enjoying this song and that
ruffian, the punk Sibiscuit,
came in and interrupted and we couldn't listen to it.
And Stephanie and I want to listen to it because we like it, huh? You like it,
I like it.
All right, let's listen to it.
What was that?
That was an interloper.
I'm a slut.
You liked that, didn't you?
Good evening and welcome to the Tony Mendez Show starring Tony Mendez.
I'm your host, Tony Mendez, and I will be hosting the Tony Mendez Show along
with my co-host,
Stephanie Bibbitt Mendez.
Isn't that your name?
Yes, that's my name.
Because you want some fame, so you added Mendez to Bibbitt.
That's what I did. I added Mendez.
What's wrong, didn't that hurt?
Yeah.
I'm so sorry.
Want a value?
No.
What about a quelude?
No, I don't want a quelude.
Ecstasy?
No, none of that, none of that.
You know, we've been trying to listen to Tad's and Don's CD every night,
and every night there's some kind of interloper that comes and ruins it for us,
and Stephanie and I really like this CD.
Yeah.
So we're going to feature another song.
Hopefully there won't be any trouble tonight.
We're going to feature another song.
We're going to feature another song.
We're going to feature another song.
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We're going to feature another song.
We're going to feature another song.
We're going to feature another song.
We're going to feature another song.
We're going to feature another song.
We're going to feature another song.
We're going to feature another song.
Good evening and welcome to the Tony Mendez Show.
I'm your host Tony Mendez.
I'm here with my co-host Stephanie Bibbitt.
How are you doing, Miss Bibbitt?
I'm fine.
I'm glad you're in a good mood.
Yeah.
Hey, don't do that.
Honestly.
You smell.
So I had barbecue potato chips.
Get over it, okay?
Thank you.
Maybe if you had some, then there would be no problem.
What was it saying?
Oh, yes.
We're going to listen to another cut of Ted's and Don's new CD called Red
Horizon.
And Stephanie and I like it.
And every day there's been some animal interloping.
But you know what?
I locked up all the animals.
So tonight we're going to be able to listen to it uninterrupted.
I'm going to make it louder because I like it really loud.
Don't.
Don't make it louder.
Why not?
No.
I like it loud.
It's going to get mad.
I don't care.
So what?
I like it loud.
So come back here.
You big chicken, I don't care.
I'm just going to make it even louder.
When it's time to go crawling.
And the night goes on crawling.
And the night keeps on crawling.
And the night keeps on crawling.
Hey!
What are you doing in there?
And the night goes on crawling.
And the night keeps on crawling.
Hey!
What are you doing in there?
What are you doing in there?
What are you doing in there?
What are you doing in there?
What are you doing in there?
I'm going to get out of here.
I'm going to get out of here.
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Did you see me pecking at the CD?
I pecked it good.
Peck, peck, peck, peck, peck, peck, peck, peck, peck, peck.
I thought it was tasty, too.
Hey, good one, Seabiscuit.
We really screwed up the Tony Mendez Show.
There you are.
You think you can scrub the Tony Mendez Show and get away with it?
I'll teach you a lesson you'll never forget.
There's a window on the wall
You've all been kept out of sight
A blind drawn
To keep out the light
And keep you inside
Inside this sheltered heart
Heart of mine
I'm going to get out of here
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Did you lose a bet?
What is that?
Leave me alone
You don't know what you're talking about
Yeah, good luck with your little internet show
Hey, shut up
Get out of here
F*** you
Here, take that
Honestly
Where's your ID?
I'm leaving
Wow
What's this?
Whoa
Wow
Hey, hello Tony
Go right in
Thanks a lot
I'll see you later
Okay, see you later
We've got a sign in a minute
We'll just go with you
Hey, Tony
Did anybody tell you
That I look like Catherine Zena Jones?
Thank you
Thank you