Name: Dave and Paul Robbed at Gunpoint on LNwDL, Parts 1 and 2, 1983
Uploaded: 2016-04-25T18:29:46.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dave and Paul Robbed at Gunpoint on LNwDL, Parts 1 and 2, 1983' from Don Giller on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-04-25. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dave and Paul Robbed at Gunpoint on LNwDL, Parts 1 and 2, 1983' from Don Giller on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-04-25. Transcript available.

thank you folks we're out of time folks i want to thank you very much for being
here tomorrow
night ad man david ogle v graham parker and another installment of stupid pet
tricks thanks
for being here good night folks thank you very much folks come back and see us
anytime we
certainly appreciate your help and the hot buffet is on the 14th floor thank
you good night
absolutely sweet hot buffet will be on the 14th floor incredible it's
incredible where do you where
do you want to eat i don't know i was thinking about uh french food okay yeah i
guess so hi
fellas what's the topic i love talking about where we're gonna go eat well you've
come to the right
place what kind of restaurant are you interested in well we were talking about
uh french food well
what about lutece it's right down the street what's what's the name lutece you
know you can't tell me
you've never been to lutece do you no no i'm never you're kidding me no it's an
internationally known
four-star restaurant how about uh caravel or leg renoir you know i haven't uh
heard of those guys
really don't know the city very well do you well you know i know uh other areas
better than hold that
elevator right there would you please because you fellas come with me right now
because i've been
meaning to do this for a long time i'm going to really show you this town the
real town like you've
never seen it i'm going to show you bill wendell's new york thank you very much
for holding it
start spreadin' the news i'm leavin' today i want to be a part of it
thank you now here's something i really want to show you come on come on here's
a little place i
like to think of as my candy store boy oh boy i buy all my seasonal gifts right
here get the missus
valentine's day present every year got my mother one of a real big assortment
for her birthday in
june she turned 81 last june but she still loves her nougats there it is right
there now let me show
you something here come on come on let me show you come on a long night here's
where i get a lot of my
clothes leisure wear primarily come on dave take a look at this here oh i get
sweaters acrylic sweaters
socks ties askots you you see that shirt in there dave you see that shirt i
have four of those in
different colors four of them wow you know bill you don't need to tell us all
that stuff you're gonna
ruin you you fellas learning something here huh come on sure bill come on
definitely i want to
i can't tell you how you got it come on you've got to see this here's what i
call my new stand come here
every day sometimes more than once this is where i buy my gum aspirin when i
need it breath mints
q-tips oh my periodical hey look here's something that i think you'll be
interested in i look through
this very issue of field and stream this morning i might come back tomorrow and
buy it oh that's great
it's a full life isn't it bill certainly is dave certainly you know it's
getting kind of late i think
fellas come on i know it's late but let me show you just one more thing come
with me
now take a look at this fellas here's where they give tours of the building
i like to get dave dave this is where they give tours of the building yeah i
like to get on the tour
pretend to be a tourist and when they ask for questions i ask a question they
can't answer
then i give an answer what a kick you know i'm pretty funny when i get a chance
you should use me more on the show dave yeah well i you know come on come on
let me show you this
play along and we'll get a cab later yeah uh bill just exactly where are we
going oh you'll really
enjoy i gotta meet kathy i know paul just a couple of more minutes guys this is
the best part
nothing down here this is ridiculous just come along there's just one more
thing i want you to see
and it's right this way bill there's nothing there's nothing down here all
right hands up
let's have your wallets your hands where i can see them yeah what are you
talking about
the wallets right now both of you youtube paul and the jewelry come on give me
the rings
billy are you kidding don't push your luck you dave the watch come on the watch
oh bill it's a
present from my uncle breaking my heart dave hand it over oh but bill this is
crazy you'll never get
away with it don't make me laugh the id bracelet too everything you think they'll
take your word over
all mine i've been an announcer at this network for over 30 years now i'm going
downstairs
all right up against the wall both of you right now arms spread if i hear
anything at all
you're in trouble count to 500 and i'm just gonna leave you right here if i
hear a word i'm gonna let
little betsy do all the talking stay where you are
we're almost out of time folks thanks for being here tonight my thanks also to
kenny rogersson jeff
greenfield and andy summers have a good weekend we'll see you monday night
thanks again folks
i'll be right with you folks thank you very much for coming if you want to go
up to the 14th floor
they're drawing for a dinner with sue simmons so good luck and good night thank
you drive safely
all that uh last song you guys played was terrific one of my favorites oh thank
you very much it is
called not just knee deep right by funkadelic oh you're familiar with funkadelic
then oh what kind
of a wimp do you take me for well no no i just i just didn't know you were
interested in the whole
psychedelic r&b merger oh no yeah i really enjoy that what what was the album
that's from i mean i mean
i know but it just slipped my mind ah uncle jam he's babbling no that is the
name of the album it's
from uncle jam weren't you talking about the funkadelic song you guys played
tonight yes that's right
not just knee deep right that's correct yes well who played the original guitar
solo in that
uh well why don't we ask dave dave you're supposed to be so familiar with the
album who did play the
guitar solo the original guitar solo yeah uh well it's eddie eddie hazel eddie
maggot brain hazel
that's got that feel to it eddie maggot brain hazel no you're wrong about that
i happen to know it was
gary scheider no that doesn't sound right of course it's right it was his whole
it was not his number
it was gary doo-wop scheider no i know who it was who michael kid funkadelic
hampton
no way well the other two were on the record but gary doo-wop scheider sang the
vocal no no it's uh
eddie maggot brain hazel are you both wrong it's michael kid funkadelic hampton
come down to the
record library and i'll prove it to you i think you should go to the record
library some kind of a
seminar here it's more than i had hoped for
no i'm sure that i'm right it has that uh maggot brain mentality you'll eat
those words in a minute
dave come on you are both completely off on this i know it well
here let me uh let me just look it up in the catalog that's okay i know right
where it is come on
here you go look for yourselves
unbelievable he's right knee-deep guitar solo michael kid funkadelic hampton no
kidding i thought it
had that whole maggot brain kind of feel to it oh look wow i'm really sorry larry
my apologies well you
really do know your music well i certainly do in fact while you're here there's
something i'd like you
to listen to are you familiar with the yodel pop merger no no i don't think so
well wait till you hear trio
what's that's what i'm saying you hear from schmied as knee-high youngsters
they yodel and sang for their father's guests in his restaurant check this out
yodel cha-cha it's great
all right jump your wallets please i said your wallets oh no what is please now
how could you
oh i can't believe it and you paul give me your rings rings mr melman they're
brand new you're breaking
my heart what is it some kind of a joke what kind of a joke could it possibly
be i don't even know what a
joke is remember well he's right about that yeah shut up big mouth now i'm
gonna lock you in here
and if you so much as move an inch i'll fill you full of lead
by the way be sure and listen to cut six the pokal yodel is fabulous
locked what do we do now well check out cut six i guess all right poke a yodel
how does this happen to us
well now this is good too kind of nice yeah