Name: Brandon Gray-Devitt on Letterman, May 9 and 22, 1985
Uploaded: 2016-05-02T21:55:42.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Brandon Gray-Devitt on Letterman, May 9 and 22, 1985' from Don Giller on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-05-02. Transcript available.

my next guest is a first grader at ps124 in manhattan he is also a fine cook
and the runner
up in the dormans kids can cook competition please welcome brandon gray devitt
thank you very much for being here
brandon now we were going to have you show us how to prepare your dish you won
second place in the
contest right yes what did you win for second place um 125 dollars that's a lot
of dough
what are you what are you going to do with the money um probably buy a car
and i have a feeling it's going to be a beauty
now uh you entered a cooking contest do you have you always enjoyed cooking
yes and uh do you cook a lot at home not that much yeah how often do you cook
at home do you fix dinner for mom and dad
no uh do you fix lunch for mom and dad
sometimes what would you fix lunch what would lunch be tuna fish yeah
now uh what was it your idea to enter the contest yes yeah well that's pretty
good now here is what uh what do you call this uh brandon what is the winning
uh dish here
cheese banana crunch cheese banana crunch cheese banana crunch now is this a uh
did you make up the recipe
you had no help from you had no help from your mom
no uh huh and and uh is this a hot dish brandon
cold it's cold i see and and and would this be like a dessert
would this be a main course what would this be
it would be a dessert a dessert and uh is it is it a healthy uh dish
yeah yeah yeah yeah and uh tell the folks uh quickly what's in there and they
may
uh in fact later when if you can come back we'll give them the entire recipe
when you come back
bananas walnuts walnuts and ram crackers and cheese
now do you like this uh dish no
so with a recommendation like that all i can say is ask for it by name ladies
and gentlemen
i'm gonna say well let me uh do you mind if i taste a little bit of this brandon
yeah all right okay okay so you've melted cheese over the bananas and the walnuts
and they're the graham crackers i'll just
you know it's not too bad
you ought you ought to reconsider this we got to do a commercial brandon we'll
be right back
brandon thank you very much it was nice to meet you come back will you come
back again and give us the whole
recipe all right uh folks we're going to california we'll see you monday night
and thank you very much have a good weekend
my first guest was here a couple of weeks ago and we had a small problem with
time so we decided it was only fair to have him back to prepare the recipe that
uh he uh used in the dormant's kids can cook contest he is a first grader at
public school 124 here in manhattan here is my friend brandon gray devitt brandon
come on out
hi brandon nice to see you again how are you
now uh let's uh pick up where we left off you you did not win the contest did
you brandon
i did you got that you came in second
i did you did come in second
so but you were a winner nonetheless you won 125
yes and what did you do with the money
i didn't do nothing with it yet
uh-huh
and what do you think you'll do with it what would you like to do with that
money
save it
save it that's a good idea now you're going to give some to your sister i think
because she was in the contest as well
yes
yeah she came in third right do you know what her recipe was
um
cheese puffs
cheese puffs now did you like the cheese puffs
i didn't taste it yet
uh-huh
uh and and
this uh we need to simmer this for a couple of days just about ready on tuesday
um so now now brandon uh what was the winning a recipe
um cheese banana crunch
now that was your recipe
now do you did you like eating that did you enjoy that
no
no
but but uh
the the the young man who had the winning recipe what was his recipe do you
remember
um
i'm gonna make today is um
um
cheese eggs and um surprise rolls
you're just going right ahead without me
okay
we're gonna make cheese eggs and surprise rolls
all right now one more question about the contest and then we'll get on with
the recipe
the the kid who won
what was his name
brandon gray
oh
now that's you
now you
now you can't you you won second prize for the banana crunch
the cheese banana
the cheese banana crunch
now there was another guy in the contest
right
remember him
what was his recipe
nothing
nothing
but see the judges were so impressed by how he prepared it
okay brandon
we're gonna
we're gonna make
tonight
we're gonna make uh
cheese eggs
and first of course i guess what
you burn a pound of butter
let's go
let me help you and we'll do it and this will be a lot of fun
don't burn a pound of butter
no i know but see we made a mistake see there's the butter right there
it looks like motor oil now
um okay so we got the butter
now what do we do brandon
take two eggs and two
two um
go ahead
two eggs those are jumbo eggs aren't they
large eggs
you could crack um
two eggs
you want me to crack them
you crack one i'll crack one
okay very good oh you got some
you got a little shell in there brandon
put a little more butter in
sure how much butter do you put in here brandon
that's one more piece
one more hunk or one more piece
one more piece
one more piece all right
do you cook a lot at home
not that much
not that much
okay now
uh is this a recipe you invented
no my sister did
your sister invented
okay now we got a couple eggs
what do we do with the eggs
whip them up
whip them up go ahead whip them
you could do it
now start with the cheese
what are you gonna do this summer
you're gonna cook a lot at home
no
what are you gonna do
i don't know
you'll find out when i come back
oh you're coming back and tell us what you did for the summer
booking himself for the next appearance already
okay now you tear up some cheese
all right
oh we've just burned some more
mmm
smells like a cheap movie theater in here
okay
all right brandon we got the eggs we got the cheese
and we have a full quart of motor oil now
now we put the what we put the cheese in here
you put this inside the bun
oh look out
all right
there we go
there we go
we got it we got to stir it up a little don't we
it's gonna burn there something's fierce
no put it all through the middle
do what?
put it to the middle
put it to the more to the middle
all right why don't you take over
put the sides to the middle
put the side oh you put the sides to the middle
I've never really made one of these
I've never really made one of these
it's like an omelet isn't it?
oh
no no
it's gonna be fine
trust me
all right now do we add the cheese now?
yes
okay
can I just put it all in here?
mm-hmm
all right
what is this shredded?
did you shred this Brandon?
okay there you go
and now you fold it over
you want me to fold it over?
do you mind?
do you like being here?
all right
did you see yourself the last time you
yeah but look at it this way
see you've been lost in the jungle for a couple of years
and this is all they had when they rescued you
you'd eat it
now Brandon I kinda screwed up your recipe
but I'm sure it's delicious
but it's my fault
I blackened the butter
and it's not the way it should be
but it looks like a wonderful dish
do you enjoy this one?
yes
you like this one
all right
well why don't you serve some
but I'm not gonna taste it
Brandon nice to see you
have a nice summer
okay
all right
we'll be right back
Brandon very good
you're welcome