Name: Mr. Curious Collection on Letterman, Part 2 1985-86
Uploaded: 2016-07-14T03:06:40.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Mr. Curious Collection on Letterman, Part 2 1985-86' from Don Giller on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-07-14. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Mr. Curious Collection on Letterman, Part 2 1985-86' from Don Giller on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-07-14. Transcript available.

thank you ladies and gentlemen uh okay monday on this program folks you're
going to see michael
keaton and hugh hefner it's a rerun you don't have to watch it but whatever you
do please don't
watch that god-awful cbs late movie it's not a movie they don't care about you
don't waste your
time try a new hobby spend time with the family go out to dinner anything but
don't watch the cbs
late movie but then on tuesday night we'll be back and there'll be all brand
new shows bigger
and better than ever from what i understand
no no there no more vacations now through the 80s we're done you go straight
through
we're straight through we'll have we have one january 1st uh 91 90. well as
that unmistakable
music tells us there it is it's time once again for mr curious
excuse me do you have a second to talk with me my name is mr curious you have
just a second can i i'd be
what is your name sir i'm sorry what is your name oh what's in the box there
what do you have here in
i'm sorry material for the cutting room what are they making up there they make
it they're making costumes
yeah like big duck suits and stuff i just want to know what's in the box that's
all
hi how are you
it's a good thing i don't do this for a living
hi how are you doing hi excuse me a second do you have a minute sir
chevy chase that's right i'm chevy chase nice to see you
i'll watch the picture with um did you let me ask you a question did you enjoy
fletch did you go see
fletch no i didn't see such how about national lampoon's european vacation did
you enjoy that
oh please go see that please go see that did you like some of the earlier
things i did with goldie
hon oh good well thanks for watching take care bye bye did you see modern
problems no that didn't do
too well oh okay but thanks for stopping by sure all right bye bye my name is
mr curious come on over
here let me see what this is what do you have there adventure calling it tells
you all about the
vacations you can take huh right and where do you think you'll be going on
vacation uh maybe i'm
going to choose one of this places to go the lehigh river yeah well you know
most of the waterways in
the area now of course you're free to go ahead and do this if you want but most
of the waterways in
the area are contaminated with plutonium yeah and it will alter your very
genetic fiber if you get wet
yeah yeah but it still could be a nice trip yeah so enjoy yourself okay okay
bye-bye my name is mr
curious mr curious mr curious i just want to ask you a couple of questions what
do you do for a living
the mailman the mailman the mailman it's a tough city the mailman carried guns
and billy clubs what is
your name sir my name is louis louis nice to meet you my name is mr curious
where'd you get that hat
louis okay louis that's about all for the handshake thank you where's my hat
your hat where'd you get your
hat where's my my glove i don't know i don't know i didn't pack your stuff
today my name is mr curious
our friends uh the south of the border call me el curioso what do you have
there in the cart yeah yeah
yeah can i do you mind if i have a look at it
oh my gosh beer how much beer do you have in there how much beer
how do you do good luck to you thank you very much excuse me come here maybe
you can help me
you can be my assistant you can be uh the assistant mr curious all right i'm
deputizing you help me
help me stop this gentleman here excuse me sir this is my deputy
how do you do sir excuse me do you have a second
okay we'll be right back with mario hemingway
due to the extremely cold and snowy weather there has been a slowdown in almost
every aspect of new
york city life but for one man the important work must go on without pause
without rest i'm talking about
mr curious yes as that unmistakable music tells us once again it's time for a
visit from mr curious
this is how this works 17 degree weather and snow i stand out here like a jerk
which is better than being in the studio standing around like a jerk how do you
do
how do you do i'm just getting warmed up what do you have there in the basket
um books and things why
you have a toaster yeah a kettle well can i see some of this stuff no come here
just a second how you
doing listen you want me to dust the snow off those shoes for you here just
pick it up let me get it
off of that there you go all right let me hear the other one great okay have a
good day take care
who the hell is that it's the midnight cowboy and ratso how you doing nice to
see you
getting on that bus for fort lauderdale
it's like a wonderland can you say that for me like a wonderland
yeah it's like a wonderland how do you do nice to see you i'm mr curious what's
your name
huh what's your name lester lester nice to see you that's an unusual name isn't
it but how would you
describe this weather i don't know i was out at six o'clock and i didn't mind
it so much now it's
kind of yeah but but it's like a wonderland out here isn't it would you say
that okay bye lester
that was lester man i'm mr curious all right fine hal hal's telling me to
anticipate now
why don't you come out here and be mr curious
no come on out how you be mr curious for a while see how easy it is anybody can
be mr curious from the truck
oh good good come on out let me give you the microphone
you have a second can you come by a little later i'm just getting the hang of
this yeah mr curious
how you do you know mr curioso yeah what's up what yeah all right yeah what's
up just don't know what
okay i'd like to see what you have in the bag what do you have in the bag that
bag with the
the leather bag i'm sorry it didn't work out dave i think she was frightened
yeah
it might be this dead mouse that's uh scaring everybody let me see david maybe
maybe that'll
attract somebody oh god yeah put that down hot coffee no no ask you do you have
hot coffee for me
okay that's it i give up dave you're right it's tough okay excuse me do you
have a second come on
i'd like to knock the snow off your sneakers why well you don't want to fall do
you let me take it
off of it oh he gets mad as soon as somebody goes oh yeah well if you change
your mind okay
cute little dog wasn't it
excuse me excuse me
little cough medicine
we have to pause here for a commercial we'll be right back with matthew lesko
here in the united states folks we enjoy the four freedoms freedom of speech
freedom of religion
freedom from want and freedom to pester random passers-by i like to exercise
this god-given right
in the guise of that simple citizen mr curious
thank you very much
how do you do i'm mr curious
excuse me sir my name is mr curious
i have i have i have uh something for you would you like a a free gift
it's like a like a wonderland out here isn't it
no never know how i would describe it well depend upon the mood a man and
everything well what kind of mood are you in now
pretty good good good oh what are you going to do there oh my what are you
drinking how do you do
i'm mr curious
oh boy
the twinkle in her eye when she heard those magic words i'm mr curious
how do you do how do you do ma'am i'm mr curious nice to see you can i see what's
in your bag there ma'am
well i'm mr curious i just want to see what's in the bag
all right have a nice day
do you guys need any help you need any help i'll be right over
did you get these
okay
how do you do nice to see you my name's mr curious
what is your name huh gumby i'm sorry okay here comes three goofy looking guys
i don't know if we'll be able to talk with them but you'll have to agree that
they're goofy looking
gentlemen how are you nice to see you good i'm mr curious nice to see you bye-bye
what'd i tell you
hi how are you will you do me a favor you see that area right there by the
parking meter
that snow could you just like clear that away for me i'll hold this for you
come on let's
just clear this area so we can get a clean shot to the door do you see where
the
the door of the truck is here see now when somebody gets out of the van they
have to step
into the snow right right could you could you just take the shovel and clean
that up a little bit
here i'll hold this for you okay just just scoop up a little bit that'd be
great my name's mr
curious okay that's great thank you don't need to know anymore that's great
thank you very much
okay have a nice weekend okay bye-bye thank you
all right folks we have to do a commercial we'll be back with dave thomas
Thank you.