Name: Stupid Human Tricks on Letterman, May 26, 1986
Uploaded: 2016-08-01T04:55:30.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Stupid Human Tricks on Letterman, May 26, 1986' from Don Giller on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-08-01. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Stupid Human Tricks on Letterman, May 26, 1986' from Don Giller on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-08-01. Transcript available.

okay welcome back to the show let me tell you who is here tonight belinda carlisle
is here
she's going to sing with the band paul and the gentleman in the band and uh
also uh all the way from los angeles california bail bondsman joy barnum he's
going to sing with
the band right paul and uh a visit from uh larry bud melman a little bit later
so
and uh to begin the festivities tonight we have a little something we like to
call stupid human
tricks these are uh interesting little gimmicks and uh peculiar tricks and antics
and so forth
that people have been taught to do and i guess they usually do them in bars to
win bets for drinks
and so forth uh remember this is only uh an uh what is it only an exhibition it's
not a competition
no wagering thank you very much sir is there a oh we have a doctor with us
tonight
oh is there is there a dr joe fusco here dr joe fusco come on out doctor
hi doctor nice to meet you what what uh where are you from first of all pre-port
long island yes
sir what kind of doctor are you i'm a dentist you are a dentist and uh how long
have you been practicing
for three years well you should be pretty good by now yeah yeah okay um and and
uh what are you going
to do for us tonight joe today uh we're going to dive through uh pair of
picture frames a pair of
picture frames now these are ordinary picture frames that you've covered with
uh some kind of uh
wrapping paper tissue paper and you've put them together with like uh some kind
of uh slats there yeah
one by two uh what would that cost you to do that uh 35 30 35 dollars okay and
you're going to dive
through those that's correct okay now do you need any help from me yeah sure i'd
like to come around
this way all right hold on to the frame i'm going to put these cards paul i'm
going to put these cards
here okay about this height right about where i have it right now hold it like
this yeah nice and firm
and which way are you going to dive through this back to the front okay and
what's the chances of me
getting my hands uh hurt if you hold it tight if you hold it tight there
shouldn't be any problem
at all okay just like that how about a drum roll uh joe sure that'd be nice
okay great this man's
a dentist ladies and gentlemen you're in good hands with this guy aren't you dr
joe fusco
oh thank you very much we still have some open lines keep those pledges coming
in
that was stupid wasn't it paul that guy could have uh could have knocked all
his teeth right down
his throat um that was stupid is mr frank evangelisti back there frank come on
out sir hi frank nice to
see you how are you
evangelisti where are you from frank uh andover new york what do you do for a
living there i'm
executive director of andover stork preservation oh you're taking care of
wildlife no what are you
doing we are a state-funded agency to uh give uh housing assistance to low and
moderate income people
oh i see well i was well never mind
all right i'll tell you one thing another outburst like that i'm turning i'm
turning this damn lamp on
you people okay
i'm sorry you had to hear that but i actually kind of hold you responsible for
it
okay frank what are you gonna do tonight i'm gonna stack dice gonna stack dice
all right frank
is this uh particularly difficult to do not really no extremely difficult
all right go ahead you're gonna stack dice so you're using a thing there what
are you
the dice cup a dice cup yeah four days all right one more time go ahead frank
how are you doing that by the way i don't know
that was pretty impressive wasn't paul it was a nice one did you see that
stacking dice yes are you
paying attention no i am okay okay our next guest is a mr dave stackhouse dave
come on out here sir
nice to see you how you doing dave good um where where are you from dave um boston
boston and
what do you do there i'm a student where you go to the university of massachusetts
amherst yes and
what are you studying hotel restaurant management and what do you want to do
when you get out probably
managed a hotel really i don't know what's the matter with me it's the holidays
i'm completely out of
whack uh and uh tell me what your little trick is here tonight dave i'm gonna
ride in the dryer and
change my shirt while i'm in there
this is an actual an actual dryer and where did you learn how to do this up at
school there's a
there's a big laundromat and we go over there sometimes late at night take a
few spins
and uh you're probably getting credit for this somehow
now this is the stupidest part of it let me have this card kevin uh lawyers for
nbc have asked me to
pass this valuable bit of information along to you this is this is nbc's policy
this is how they feel
about it if it were up to me give it a shot you know now is this dangerous no
not really it's not
it's not really dangerous so would you suggest people at home try it or not try
it right
no no you can't because this comes to us from the nbc legal department so
so don't try it at home it's very dangerous okay all right dave uh how long
will this take to change
the shirts once you're in there 40 seconds just clip let me go until i do it oh
let you go until
you do it yeah okay all right and uh do you want a drum roll or anything no
music okay a little music
could be nice paul some music some drier music punky music punky music all
right
so
very nice we're gonna look at it again in slow motion unbelievable there he is
yes sir
nice job dave thank you thank you very much for being here
take care bye-bye oh boy
out on his feet you know his parents are mighty proud
uh now that was unbelievable wasn't that this yeah but again but again take it
from me and paul
please don't try that at home huh this is the a stuff though yeah this is
really uh okay we're
gonna uh do a commercial we'll be back with belinda carlisle folks
we'll be back with belinda carlisle folks
we'll be back with belinda carlisle folks
we'll be back with belinda carlisle folks
we'll be back with belinda carlisle folks
we'll be back with belinda carlisle folks
we'll be back with belinda carlisle folks