Name: New Halloween Costumes on Letterman, Oct. 28, 1982
Uploaded: 2016-10-27T00:53:51.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'New Halloween Costumes on Letterman, Oct. 28, 1982' from Don Giller on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-10-27. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'New Halloween Costumes on Letterman, Oct. 28, 1982' from Don Giller on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-10-27. Transcript available.

and we're right in the middle of the Halloween season it's upon us and it's a
good idea to be prepared for all the little ghosts and goblins that will soon
be haunting front doors all across this great land of ours hmm I wouldn't be
surprised if we got a couple of trick-or-treaters right here at the
front door of our studio let's go up here and see if maybe we don't have a few
trick-or-treaters perhaps who knows maybe we'll be lucky enough to have a
couple of trick-or-treaters here tonight and you know oh is that the bell let's
see who we have here hi how do you do nice to see you how are you folks you're
bound to recognize this perky couple whether they're interviewing a male
stripper or preparing an essay on aerobic dancing they're always bright
engaging
and laughing at each other's cute puns yes the PM magazine host and hostess
thank
you very much
okay here for some sushi just take a little if he likes I'm sure yes there you
are yes
what kid doesn't love raw fish all right thank you very much nice to see you
have a
a good evening bye-bye excuse me was that the doorbell all right who do we have
here how
do you do nice to see you son thank you for being here this next next costume
has always been popular
here it's that frequent butt of practical jokes the junior high math teacher
yes here he is ready to head home to the studio apartment that he shares with
his mom okay and for you I think
son we have some bullion cubes there you go enjoy those if you will thank you
very much
yeah I wonder if we have any oh there's the bell oh now this is ingenious uh
you know heat conservation is the is in with today's youngsters and nowhere is
it more evident than in the big popularity of this imaginative costume yes a
roll of fiberglass insulation it transports kids to the magical world of energy
conservation
for the small price of possible medical complications are you in there okay we
have for you some uh here's a little packet of styrofoam packing for finish up
your garage with that there you are can you put that just hang on to it there
somewhere no don't put it in your mouth that would be is there actually a kid
in here
okay there you go thank you very much let me help you
oh what do you know more kids here we go
oh how do you do
this is a a skeleton costume it's not very imaginative though is it
i'm not a skeleton i'm juliette lowe
you're juliette lowe no kidding juliette lowe the founder of the girl scouts
yes but she's been dead for several oh i get it great costume
uh okay there you go there's some candy give my best to juliet okay
kids sure are clever aren't they no
come on in if you will kids how are you nice to see you here here's a
frightening pair
these blazers tell the whole story ready with ideas about alternate financing
it's the real estate agents from
yes
and for you we have homemade chili there you are kids
i hope you enjoy that thank you very much
yeah okay let's see well perhaps one or two more what do you think and here
they are
yes the lovable characters from television are popular every year but some of
the costumes available
this year are a little bit too disturbing just step over here kids and you oh
pick out your own lobster
there you go right over there okay just kind of a joke you don't help yourself
you want some more sushi or anything else in there
okay is that it okay that's it thank you very much nice let me help you
okay there you go we have a grand show for you tonight right after this we'll
be meeting
baseball's bob euchre folks come on back