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Thank you very much.
Welcome to the program, ladies and gentlemen.
My name is David Letterman.
And gosh, don't we have the mostest fun here?
You know, I was reading the paper this morning,
and occasionally something will leap out at you
and just kind of stun you in the head,
like you'd been hit with a highlight ball.
We have a man, and this is the first time.
Paul, you'll be interested in this.
Yes.
I may very well be.
This is the first time.
This program has been on the air 17 years,
all going into our 18th year.
This is the first time, as a member of our studio audience,
we've had a highlight player.
Highlight is a sport.
How do you spell that, Paul?
That would be J-A-I.
Yeah.
Dash.
Yeah?
A-L-A-I.
A-I.
Yeah, very good.
J-I-L-I.
Where is he?
Where is your...
Now, are you really a highlight player, or are you just...
Although, why would you make something like that up,
come to think of it?
You are a highlight player.
Oh, go ahead and stand up, for heaven's sakes.
And...
Hold it, hold it, hold it.
And your name again, sir?
Pardon?
I say your name?
Glenn.
Glenn.
And your last name?
Jones.
Glenn Jones.
That doesn't sound like a highlight player.
What should a highlight player's name be?
I don't know.
What would a highlight player...
Raul?
Raul?
Raul?
I don't think Raul, exactly.
But, you know, like, is there a...
Like, they're of Basque descent?
Most of them use their...
The town they were born, or where they come from is the name.
So, the town, or where they're from, is the name.
For example...
Uh, Rihando, uh, Marcoida, Joey, uh, Joey is American.
He's...
That's enough.
Sit down, sit down.
Sit in the sound for you.
Just sit down.
Just sit down, please, sir.
Okay, fine.
Just sit down.
Thank you.
I think...
Are there highlight groupies?
Do you have...
Oh, yeah.
Do you really?
Yeah.
No, you don't.
Do you?
It would make the game so much fun.
Yeah, okay.
And I think we're right in the middle here in America of, oh, what I'd describe
as high-lie-mania.
Anyway, thank you for the man who brought me a Sesto.
That's one of the mitts they use, isn't it?
Or, what do they call them?
I know that, but it...
I'm sorry, let's just start all over.
It's a basket, sure.
Nice to have you here, Glenn.
That's Glenn Jones, Paul, high-lie player.
See you, Glenn.
So, anyway, that's how this discussion began about something leaping out of the
newspaper.
And hitting you as if it were a high-lie ball, which is a pilota, right?
Yes.
Pilota.
What else do we need to know?
Fronton, pilota?
Gambling.
Faha.
Faha.
What's a faha?
Sash that we wear.
A what?
Sash that we wear around the world.
Is a faha.
Faha is a sash.
Faha.
So, I'm reading the newspaper, and this item just jumped right at me and hit me
in the
head like a faha.
And...
Listen to this.
Yesterday, the Senate voted to give $100 million in military aid to the Contras.
Now, in order to keep shipping costs down, the guns will be transported by
Nancy Reagan's
maid.
So, I thought...
So, now, this woman is arrested and charged with running guns to Paraguay, I
guess.
So, a reporter is now asking Nancy Reagan how she's going to get along without
her maid,
and she said, well, it's no problem now that George Bush is back from the Mideast.
But, you know, ladies and gentlemen, seriously...
Oh, fine.
You want to talk to Glenn some more?
Because I'm more than happy to spend the rest of the night talking about his faha.
Interesting statistic in the health section of Today's Times.
Okay.
Two out of three women interviewed for this poll feel that they would have a
hard time trusting
any birth control device manufactured by Ronco.
And another interesting poll in the USA Today this morning, and frankly, I
think these people
may be running out of good topics for polls.
Listen to this.
According to one in the paper today, it said that three out of four people in
the United
States make up 75% of the population.
Thank you.
Thank you, Anton.
Thank you.
We got a great show.
Joe Namath is here, Ashford and Simpson, and Lester Lannan.
Folks, here's a good friend, Paul Schaefer.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Stop it.
Thank you so much.
Stop that.
Hello, I'm sorry.
Don't do that.
Now, stop that.
My mouth is dry.
No.
I don't know how.
Stop that.
I don't know why this happens.
Now, you know what?
People are going to look at that, and they're going to turn us off.
Now, stop that.
You have a lovely face, and if you do that, what happened if it got stuck like
that?
Well, then.
That would be the end of your career, wouldn't it, pal?
Yes.
Well, we've got a big show, so let's get right to it tonight.
First of all, we like to start off the broadcasts from time to time with a
little top ten list.
Now, these are the kind of things that tomorrow over breakfast, you and your
loved ones, your family, your friends, can all discuss at breakfast in the
morning or at lunch during the day.
And they're little, ooh, brain teasers, little puzzlers, little things to ruminate
on.
Right, Paul?
Little things to ruminate on.
I don't know whether I would have put it exactly that way, but yes.
Well, you couldn't put it that way because of that mouth ailment.
I know.
And tonight, I think we...
I'm going to come over there and slap you.
Okay.
I think we have a really interesting...
This is something you don't think of much, but it happens.
It goes on in the world around us.
The category tonight, top ten rejected model names for new cars.
Because hundreds and hundreds of cars come out each year, all with names that
we know and love.
But others never made the cut.
And here tonight, we have a list of the rejected new car model names.
Okay?
Rejected new car model names.
That's right, Ed.
Thanks.
You guys sounded great last night.
I really enjoyed that with your friend, Steve Wynwood.
Here we go.
Top ten rejected model names for new cars.
Number ten.
The Pontiac Sist.
I came this close to buying one of those.
Number nine, the Dodge Glove.
Number eight, the Oldsmobile Beiruder.
Number seven, the Nissan Spleen.
Number six, the Chevy Junta.
Number five, the Hyundai Accordion.
Number four, Mazda Eczema 500.
Number three, Dodge Johnson.
Number two, you go screw yourself.
And number one on our list of rejected model names for new cars, the Ford Gelding.
Thanks, Paul.
What was that, quickly?
Fun, fun, fun, Beach Boys.
Was it?
Yeah.
I played with the Beach Boys.
Paul played with the Beach Boys the other night.
Just the other night, out in New Jersey.
Yeah.
And I played Surfing USA.
It sounded great.
Paul brought in a little tape, and it sounded very nice.
Yeah.
Here we go.
It's viewer mail night, by the way.
If you've never seen this program before, here's what happens.
On Thursday night, we answer our viewer mail.
Wednesday night is recipes, Tuesday night is hypnosis night, and Monday is
anything goes night.
So, here we go.
Thursday, we answer our viewer mail.
Number one, dear Dave, do you remember me?
We went to high school together.
Just curious.
Jennifer Wills, Newtown, Connecticut.
Oh, geez, you know, I'm always eager to hear from people I went to school with,
but offhand,
I don't remember Jennifer, so what I'm going to do, I have the copy of my high
school yearbook,
the 1965 Riparian here for Broad Ripple High School, and I'm going to open it
up and see
if we can't find Jennifer Wills.
Let's see.
Oh, it's right here.
We had it.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Let's see.
There's the picture in the corner.
Let's see.
Jim.
Oh, yeah.
Jim Jennifer Wills.
Oh, that's strange.
Let's see.
Sophomore year, football.
Junior year, exchange student, Denmark.
Senior year, pom-pom girl, huh?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I remember Jennifer.
He was kind of a strange guy, but I do remember you, Jennifer, and thanks for
the letter there.
La-da-dee-dee-dee.
Dear Dave, letter number two begins.
What really goes on at those meetings that Paul Schaefer never attends?
Kim Rainey, Cincinnati, Ohio.
Good question.
Paul and I go around and around about this, but in all honesty, very little
goes on at
those meetings, and it's not really worth discussing, so we're going to go on
to letter number
three.
Oh, Dave.
We'll just...
Letter number three.
Dear Dave, letter number three begins.
Excuse me, Dave.
Yes, Paul.
I'm sorry.
You know, I happen to know those meetings are videotaped, so why don't we just
take a look
at today's meeting?
No, I don't think we want to.
Let's just go on to letter number three.
Letter number three.
No, no, wait.
You know, maybe my attitude hasn't been that great about attending the meetings,
but starting
right now, I want to change my attitude, and I'm going to give my complete and
undivided
attention to this show.
So, you know, I know the audience would like to see it, and I would really, let's
show
the tape of today's meeting.
Paul, I'm telling you, there's nothing really to see.
We, we, there's nothing goes on.
Just the one, just from today, because I know they're all videotaped.
Oh, fine.
Okay, fine.
Fine.
All right.
Here it is.
Here's what happened at the meeting earlier today, and I hope you're happy.
It's a meeting.
You know, it seems like to me, every surprise party I've ever attended, there's
always some
point where everybody yells surprise, so that's what we'll do tonight.
When Paul goes to his dressing room right after the show, when he comes out, we'll
all scream
surprise at him.
I mean, really loudly.
I mean, we'll really surprise him.
You're right.
You're right.
Did I tell you that Paul's favorite Las Vegas performer, Siegfried and Roy, I've
worked
up a whole new act for this?
There you go.
That's perfect.
Now, this is really coming along.
This is going to be a great surprise party.
Now, remember, if Paul finds out anything about this, it's no surprise.
So we have to keep it a secret, or it won't be a surprise.
You understand, don't you?
Yeah.
We want it to be a surprise, right?
Got you.
Kevin, go get the helium.
Seriously, right now.
All right.
Oh, this is going to be exciting.
I'll look over here in the file.
Okay.
Okay, Paul.
There you go.
There you go, Paul.
I hope you're happy.
You asked for it.
You demanded it.
You begged me.
You pleaded with me.
I hope you're happy.
There you go, buddy.
Ruined the big surprise.
I wasn't paying attention, did I?
Did I miss something?
Did I miss something?
How old a sport is high life?
Wait a minute.
Huh?
We're doing a show here.
Oh, yeah.
I'm sorry.
We've got to get going.
We're trying to do a show.
Letter number three.
Dear Dave, what would life be like without late night?
Hmm, your friend, Tim Garber, Largo, Florida.
Kind of one of those philosophical, metaphysical questions almost.
Life without late night.
Gee, I wonder what that would be like.
Gosh, life without late night.
Apparently, it would mean the end of civilization.
Letter number four begins, could you lend me a couple of bucks, your pal, Jizmo,
Boston, Massachusetts?
Jizmo.
Well, yeah, I wonder how he got the name.
Uh, probably an old family name like those names from Highlights.
Probably the town the guy's from originally.
It was Jizmo, Kentucky or something.
You know, when I got this letter, I knew I couldn't let my old pal Jizmo down,
so I hopped on a shuttle and flew right up to Boston.
And then, you know, here's what happened.
Right now, here's what happened.
Hello?
Hello?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, come in, come in, it's open.
Oh, hi, Jizmo.
Well, look who's here, Mr. Late Night Cover of People magazine himself.
Nice to see you.
How are you?
It's been a few years, hasn't it?
Yeah, it has been a few years, ever since you left me at the airport in
Richmond.
Some partner you were.
No, no, no, no.
You know, you know, the airlines just lost the luggage there, Jizmo.
Yeah, sure, sure, sure.
And I suppose your phone's been disconnected, too, huh?
Ha, ha, ha!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Listen, Jizmo, if you need some money here, it's a couple of bucks.
I'd be happy to help you.
You know, I had my mouth rewired last winter.
Ha, ha, ha!
Oh, oh!
It hurts like hell when it rains.
Listen, listen, I'm double parked.
I gotta run.
Nice to see you.
Hey, hey, before you go, Jocko, there's just one thing I wanted to say.
Sure, what's that?
I just wanted to say, keep watching the five programs on NBC, and Merry
Christmas to all
our viewers.
Oh, thanks, Jizmo.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas to you.
Merry Christmas.
Oh, hi, Paul.
Hi, Paul.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas, everybody.
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Merry Christmas.
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Merry Christmas, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Dave and Jizmo's holiday greeting is now available on videocassette.
Home viewers can make it one of their own family's treasured Christmas
traditions.
Order before December 1st.
Please specify beta, VHS, or 8 millimeter.
You'll be glad you did.
You'll interrupt my concentration.
Letter number five.
Here we go.
Five.
Here we go, and then we get a great show.
Dear Dave, how much are you making?
Do you make enough?
Ron Bain, Rancho Cordova, California.
Uh, good question.
How much are we making, boys?
Same as always, Dave.
200 gallons.
Uh-huh.
Enough for everyone in the audience to buy a jug of our world-famous, 180-proof,
late-night
skull cracker.
Oh, great.
Now, now, uh, you, uh, you boys have a license to operate that thing, don't you?
A license?
Oh, sure, Dave.
Oh, yeah.
We've got a license.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, okay.
Oh, license.
There we go.
You ready?
Love you right back with Joe Namath, folks.
We'll be right back.

Viewer Mail on Letterman August 14, 1986

Thank you very much.
Welcome to the program, ladies and gentlemen.
My name is David Letterman.
And gosh, don't we have the mostest fun here?
You know, I was reading the paper this morning,
and occasionally something will leap out at you
and just kind of stun you in the head,
like you'd been hit with a highlight ball.
We have a man, and this is the first time.
Paul, you'll be interested in this.
Yes.
I may very well be.
This is the first time.
This program has been on the air 17 years,
all going into our 18th year.
This is the first time, as a member of our studio audience,
we've had a highlight player.
Highlight is a sport.
How do you spell that, Paul?
That would be J-A-I.
Yeah.
Dash.
Yeah?
A-L-A-I.
A-I.
Yeah, very good.
J-I-L-I.
Where is he?
Where is your...
Now, are you really a highlight player, or are you just...
Although, why would you make something like that up,
come to think of it?
You are a highlight player.
Oh, go ahead and stand up, for heaven's sakes.
And...
Hold it, hold it, hold it.
And your name again, sir?
Pardon?
I say your name?
Glenn.
Glenn.
And your last name?
Jones.
Glenn Jones.
That doesn't sound like a highlight player.
What should a highlight player's name be?
I don't know.
What would a highlight player...
Raul?
Raul?
Raul?
I don't think Raul, exactly.
But, you know, like, is there a...
Like, they're of Basque descent?
Most of them use their...
The town they were born, or where they come from is the name.
So, the town, or where they're from, is the name.
For example...
Uh, Rihando, uh, Marcoida, Joey, uh, Joey is American.
He's...
That's enough.
Sit down, sit down.
Sit in the sound for you.
Just sit down.
Just sit down, please, sir.
Okay, fine.
Just sit down.
Thank you.
I think...
Are there highlight groupies?
Do you have...
Oh, yeah.
Do you really?
Yeah.
No, you don't.
Do you?
It would make the game so much fun.
Yeah, okay.
And I think we're right in the middle here in America of, oh, what I'd describe
as high-lie-mania.
Anyway, thank you for the man who brought me a Sesto.
That's one of the mitts they use, isn't it?
Or, what do they call them?
I know that, but it...
I'm sorry, let's just start all over.
It's a basket, sure.
Nice to have you here, Glenn.
That's Glenn Jones, Paul, high-lie player.
See you, Glenn.
So, anyway, that's how this discussion began about something leaping out of the
newspaper.
And hitting you as if it were a high-lie ball, which is a pilota, right?
Yes.
Pilota.
What else do we need to know?
Fronton, pilota?
Gambling.
Faha.
Faha.
What's a faha?
Sash that we wear.
A what?
Sash that we wear around the world.
Is a faha.
Faha is a sash.
Faha.
So, I'm reading the newspaper, and this item just jumped right at me and hit me
in the
head like a faha.
And...
Listen to this.
Yesterday, the Senate voted to give $100 million in military aid to the Contras.
Now, in order to keep shipping costs down, the guns will be transported by
Nancy Reagan's
maid.
So, I thought...
So, now, this woman is arrested and charged with running guns to Paraguay, I
guess.
So, a reporter is now asking Nancy Reagan how she's going to get along without
her maid,
and she said, well, it's no problem now that George Bush is back from the Mideast.
But, you know, ladies and gentlemen, seriously...
Oh, fine.
You want to talk to Glenn some more?
Because I'm more than happy to spend the rest of the night talking about his faha.
Interesting statistic in the health section of Today's Times.
Okay.
Two out of three women interviewed for this poll feel that they would have a
hard time trusting
any birth control device manufactured by Ronco.
And another interesting poll in the USA Today this morning, and frankly, I
think these people
may be running out of good topics for polls.
Listen to this.
According to one in the paper today, it said that three out of four people in
the United
States make up 75% of the population.
Thank you.
Thank you, Anton.
Thank you.
We got a great show.
Joe Namath is here, Ashford and Simpson, and Lester Lannan.
Folks, here's a good friend, Paul Schaefer.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Stop it.
Thank you so much.
Stop that.
Hello, I'm sorry.
Don't do that.
Now, stop that.
My mouth is dry.
No.
I don't know how.
Stop that.
I don't know why this happens.
Now, you know what?
People are going to look at that, and they're going to turn us off.
Now, stop that.
You have a lovely face, and if you do that, what happened if it got stuck like
that?
Well, then.
That would be the end of your career, wouldn't it, pal?
Yes.
Well, we've got a big show, so let's get right to it tonight.
First of all, we like to start off the broadcasts from time to time with a
little top ten list.
Now, these are the kind of things that tomorrow over breakfast, you and your
loved ones, your family, your friends, can all discuss at breakfast in the
morning or at lunch during the day.
And they're little, ooh, brain teasers, little puzzlers, little things to ruminate
on.
Right, Paul?
Little things to ruminate on.
I don't know whether I would have put it exactly that way, but yes.
Well, you couldn't put it that way because of that mouth ailment.
I know.
And tonight, I think we...
I'm going to come over there and slap you.
Okay.
I think we have a really interesting...
This is something you don't think of much, but it happens.
It goes on in the world around us.
The category tonight, top ten rejected model names for new cars.
Because hundreds and hundreds of cars come out each year, all with names that
we know and love.
But others never made the cut.
And here tonight, we have a list of the rejected new car model names.
Okay?
Rejected new car model names.
That's right, Ed.
Thanks.
You guys sounded great last night.
I really enjoyed that with your friend, Steve Wynwood.
Here we go.
Top ten rejected model names for new cars.
Number ten.
The Pontiac Sist.
I came this close to buying one of those.
Number nine, the Dodge Glove.
Number eight, the Oldsmobile Beiruder.
Number seven, the Nissan Spleen.
Number six, the Chevy Junta.
Number five, the Hyundai Accordion.
Number four, Mazda Eczema 500.
Number three, Dodge Johnson.
Number two, you go screw yourself.
And number one on our list of rejected model names for new cars, the Ford Gelding.
Thanks, Paul.
What was that, quickly?
Fun, fun, fun, Beach Boys.
Was it?
Yeah.
I played with the Beach Boys.
Paul played with the Beach Boys the other night.
Just the other night, out in New Jersey.
Yeah.
And I played Surfing USA.
It sounded great.
Paul brought in a little tape, and it sounded very nice.
Yeah.
Here we go.
It's viewer mail night, by the way.
If you've never seen this program before, here's what happens.
On Thursday night, we answer our viewer mail.
Wednesday night is recipes, Tuesday night is hypnosis night, and Monday is
anything goes night.
So, here we go.
Thursday, we answer our viewer mail.
Number one, dear Dave, do you remember me?
We went to high school together.
Just curious.
Jennifer Wills, Newtown, Connecticut.
Oh, geez, you know, I'm always eager to hear from people I went to school with,
but offhand,
I don't remember Jennifer, so what I'm going to do, I have the copy of my high
school yearbook,
the 1965 Riparian here for Broad Ripple High School, and I'm going to open it
up and see
if we can't find Jennifer Wills.
Let's see.
Oh, it's right here.
We had it.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Let's see.
There's the picture in the corner.
Let's see.
Jim.
Oh, yeah.
Jim Jennifer Wills.
Oh, that's strange.
Let's see.
Sophomore year, football.
Junior year, exchange student, Denmark.
Senior year, pom-pom girl, huh?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I remember Jennifer.
He was kind of a strange guy, but I do remember you, Jennifer, and thanks for
the letter there.
La-da-dee-dee-dee.
Dear Dave, letter number two begins.
What really goes on at those meetings that Paul Schaefer never attends?
Kim Rainey, Cincinnati, Ohio.
Good question.
Paul and I go around and around about this, but in all honesty, very little
goes on at
those meetings, and it's not really worth discussing, so we're going to go on
to letter number
three.
Oh, Dave.
We'll just...
Letter number three.
Dear Dave, letter number three begins.
Excuse me, Dave.
Yes, Paul.
I'm sorry.
You know, I happen to know those meetings are videotaped, so why don't we just
take a look
at today's meeting?
No, I don't think we want to.
Let's just go on to letter number three.
Letter number three.
No, no, wait.
You know, maybe my attitude hasn't been that great about attending the meetings,
but starting
right now, I want to change my attitude, and I'm going to give my complete and
undivided
attention to this show.
So, you know, I know the audience would like to see it, and I would really, let's
show
the tape of today's meeting.
Paul, I'm telling you, there's nothing really to see.
We, we, there's nothing goes on.
Just the one, just from today, because I know they're all videotaped.
Oh, fine.
Okay, fine.
Fine.
All right.
Here it is.
Here's what happened at the meeting earlier today, and I hope you're happy.
It's a meeting.
You know, it seems like to me, every surprise party I've ever attended, there's
always some
point where everybody yells surprise, so that's what we'll do tonight.
When Paul goes to his dressing room right after the show, when he comes out, we'll
all scream
surprise at him.
I mean, really loudly.
I mean, we'll really surprise him.
You're right.
You're right.
Did I tell you that Paul's favorite Las Vegas performer, Siegfried and Roy, I've
worked
up a whole new act for this?
There you go.
That's perfect.
Now, this is really coming along.
This is going to be a great surprise party.
Now, remember, if Paul finds out anything about this, it's no surprise.
So we have to keep it a secret, or it won't be a surprise.
You understand, don't you?
Yeah.
We want it to be a surprise, right?
Got you.
Kevin, go get the helium.
Seriously, right now.
All right.
Oh, this is going to be exciting.
I'll look over here in the file.
Okay.
Okay, Paul.
There you go.
There you go, Paul.
I hope you're happy.
You asked for it.
You demanded it.
You begged me.
You pleaded with me.
I hope you're happy.
There you go, buddy.
Ruined the big surprise.
I wasn't paying attention, did I?
Did I miss something?
Did I miss something?
How old a sport is high life?
Wait a minute.
Huh?
We're doing a show here.
Oh, yeah.
I'm sorry.
We've got to get going.
We're trying to do a show.
Letter number three.
Dear Dave, what would life be like without late night?
Hmm, your friend, Tim Garber, Largo, Florida.
Kind of one of those philosophical, metaphysical questions almost.
Life without late night.
Gee, I wonder what that would be like.
Gosh, life without late night.
Apparently, it would mean the end of civilization.
Letter number four begins, could you lend me a couple of bucks, your pal, Jizmo,
Boston, Massachusetts?
Jizmo.
Well, yeah, I wonder how he got the name.
Uh, probably an old family name like those names from Highlights.
Probably the town the guy's from originally.
It was Jizmo, Kentucky or something.
You know, when I got this letter, I knew I couldn't let my old pal Jizmo down,
so I hopped on a shuttle and flew right up to Boston.
And then, you know, here's what happened.
Right now, here's what happened.
Hello?
Hello?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, come in, come in, it's open.
Oh, hi, Jizmo.
Well, look who's here, Mr. Late Night Cover of People magazine himself.
Nice to see you.
How are you?
It's been a few years, hasn't it?
Yeah, it has been a few years, ever since you left me at the airport in
Richmond.
Some partner you were.
No, no, no, no.
You know, you know, the airlines just lost the luggage there, Jizmo.
Yeah, sure, sure, sure.
And I suppose your phone's been disconnected, too, huh?
Ha, ha, ha!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Listen, Jizmo, if you need some money here, it's a couple of bucks.
I'd be happy to help you.
You know, I had my mouth rewired last winter.
Ha, ha, ha!
Oh, oh!
It hurts like hell when it rains.
Listen, listen, I'm double parked.
I gotta run.
Nice to see you