Name: Chris Elliott as Paul Shaffer on Letterman, March 25, 1987
Uploaded: 2017-04-13T23:08:22.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Chris Elliott as Paul Shaffer on Letterman, March 25, 1987' from Don Giller on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-04-13. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Chris Elliott as Paul Shaffer on Letterman, March 25, 1987' from Don Giller on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-04-13. Transcript available.

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thank you very much thank you folks welcome back to the uh program that was
terrific chris elliott
in the band nice job chris oh thank you david thank you very much
we try hard yeah what was that uh you were playing that was great that was a
little thing called green
onions by uh it's by booker t and the mgs very nice nice job thank you very
much i really appreciate
that uh coming up in this half hour we have a psychic gene yeah yeah what is it
you know when
you appreciate something in vegas you're supposed to give the universal sign of
appreciation oh i
didn't know that there's there's a sign a universal sign what what is the sound
it's a universal sign
of appreciation in vegas and and uh and how does that go the sign well it's it's
the thumbs up with
the okay that's how it is thumbs up at the okay thumbs up with the okay and
that's it
that's the universal sign for appreciation it's the universal sign for
appreciation
thumbs up with the okay okay did you by the way we have a screen door here for
you chris i saw oh they're
terrific yeah they're lovely uh coming up in this half hour uh psychic gene dixon
will be here and uh
eric burton will be joining us also going to play a song a singer song with
right we're going to do a
a little something chris in the van yeah look forward to that uh but right now
it's uh it's time for uh
something we call small town news do you have uh do you have some music for
this chris what do you have
a little music for a small town news for small town news yeah we have something
for small town news
okay small town news here we go dave i don't know how to do this
it's just i think there's a switch over there on the right side by the oh right
here okay all right
small town news here we go small town news small town news you've been living
in your white bread world
that's all it is yeah thank you very nice and i guess that switch what turned
on the piano i guess
it switches on the organ i don't know i was playing the piano here we go it's
uh it's it's small town
news here from the uh bradford era bradford pennsylvania something from the
city beat a howard street
resident told bradford city police that someone entered her home sunday night
burned holes in her
scarf and replaced her false teeth with those of a neighbor's gosh i hope this
isn't the kind of
thing that inspires a rash of copycat crimes inspires a rash of copycat crimes
you you hope it's not the
kind of thing that that's right that's what that's my cause is a rash of deep
hope for that yes
here's something from uh a publication called the graphic from richmond indiana
for sale or trade
engagement ring sell 350 or trade for rifle and scope you know it's kind of sad
it's kind of sad but
at least the guy's not moping around the house excuse me dave is that chris was
that moping around the
house or was that mopping i was mopping mopping around the house mopping the
house oh i thought you said
mopping the house i didn't know i didn't hear it was mopping what are you doing
with your hair now you
get you get kind of a hulk hogan thing going with your hair and back oh yeah it's
kind of a hulk hogan
thing yeah here's here's something uh from the day new london connecticut south
new england egg
company we are seeking energetic people for production full-time start 475 per
hour excellent medical and
dental benefits the south new england egg company must enjoy sitting on straw
for prolonged periods of time
that's right give my best andre the giant here's something from the denton
record chronicle denton texas
i have a photo there a lovely woman sandy golshadi and her husband ahmad not
shown
manage the tack room and restaurant and private club come on sandy admit it you
have no husband
you're not married you've never been married there is no ahmad all right
james brown all right get me out of here
we'll be right back
so
so
hi welcome back to the uh program tomorrow on the show christopher reeve will
be here
you know he's uh he's uh he's superman christopher reeve in the films yeah man
isn't he yes he is
well nice to have you back yes thank you you know when you dish it out you got
to be able to take it
uh-huh and i think chris did a marvelous i was actually thrilled and honored is
that right to
have been done by chris good for you uh also on the program tomorrow will be