Name: Barbara Gaines Reads the Top Ten on Letterman, December 16, 1985
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Barbara Gaines Reads the Top Ten on Letterman, December 16, 1985' from Don Giller on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-05-20. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Barbara Gaines Reads the Top Ten on Letterman, December 16, 1985' from Don Giller on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-05-20. Transcript available.

Thank you very much.
We have a keen program for you.
Beatrice Lidecker is here.
She's an animal psychic.
And we have the gentleman responsible for the production and creation of 60 Minutes,
Mr. Don Hewitt is here, and a fine comedian, Mr. George Wallace.
Paul, do you want any ice?
I'm going out for ice.
Anybody want ice?
Gee, I hope there's a little left.
Do we have any ice left in here?
Do you guys get plenty of ice?
Here, have a little ice, George.
Where's Mr. Hewitt?
Hi, Don.
Care for some ice?
Do you have tubs of ice over at 60 Minutes?
No, we don't need ice.
There you go.
All right.
Don't eat at all.
Oh, my God.
$200 million.
Who wants ice?
We have plenty of ice here.
Here you go.
Paul, you want ice?
We got ice here.
Anybody else get some ice?
Oh, look out.
NEATLY PACKAGED, TOO, DON'T YOU THINK?
SHOULD WE JUST BRING OUR FIRST GUEST OUT HERE?
DO WHAT?
TOP TEN?
FINE.
WELL, I CAN'T FIND IT.
OH, HERE IT COMES NOW.
COME HERE, COME HERE, COME HERE, COME HERE, COME HERE, COME HERE!
COME HERE, HEY, HEY, COME HERE, COME HERE!
WHAT?
COME HERE, COME ON!
IT'S BARBARA GAINES, BARBARA, COME OUT HERE, COME ON!
Come here! Is she coming? Barbara, just come out and do the top ten for her.
Come here! Come here! Come here! Come here! Come here! Come here! Come here!
Sit right here! Sit right here! Sit right here! No! My face looks terrible! I've
got a bad day! No, you look fine. Tell people why it's a bad day for you.
Because you're giving up.
I stopped smoking yesterday. Come here! Sit right here! Now, here. Do the top
ten list for us. Come on. Do the top ten list for us. It's a good thing, too. I
can't run around like this anymore. All right. Top ten list from our home
office in Milwaukee. From our home office in Milwaukee. Stop blazing at me! Oh,
yeah. Encourage them not to laugh. Good idea.
Top ten hairstyles or actresses who have recently overcome inferiority
complexes.
All right.
Number ten, crew cut.
Number nine, shag.
Number eight, paid boy.
Number seven, wedge.
Number six, skin diver.
Number five, Avante.
Number four, pixie cut.
Number three, permanent wave.
Number two, popador.
And the top ten hairstyle or actresses who have recently overcome inferiority
complex,
Sally Field.
Yeah!
That was nice, wasn't it? Barbara came out and did that thing.
Nice, nice job.
Ha-ha!
Ah.
She's a very, very sweet woman and very, very shy, and we're lucky to have her.
Aren't we?
We sure are.
My first guest tonight makes a living talking to animals about their problems.