Name: Supermarket Finds (w/Robert Goulet) on Letterman, August 12, 1987
Uploaded: 2017-05-30T16:31:58.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Supermarket Finds (w/Robert Goulet) on Letterman, August 12, 1987' from Don Giller on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-05-30. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Supermarket Finds (w/Robert Goulet) on Letterman, August 12, 1987' from Don Giller on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-05-30. Transcript available.

welcome back to the show boy paul today somebody in the mail i get a carton of
tomatoes from
somebody in the mail a carton yeah of beautiful vine ripe red tomatoes
wonderful yeah see that's
that's one of the great things about show business sometimes people will do
something
nice for you because the real problem with this country you can't get good
tomatoes
that's true by the way uh coming up at this half hour grace slick will be here
and also comedian
john witherspoon so that's later tonight tomorrow on the program senator eugene
mccarthy and comedian
paula poundstone that's tomorrow night paula poundstone and eugene mccarthy all
right now what
are we doing supermarket finds oh this is great i've been waiting a long time
to do this every
now and then our staff goes out to local markets here in the area and they find
little peculiarities
little oddities that anybody who goes shopping could pick up and bring home and
we're going
to show you how silly these little things are that are available to you the
american consumer paul do
we have music for supermarket finds we certainly do dave okay great in fact
joining me tonight is a very
special guest who's going to sing the beautiful theme from super i didn't
realize that he's in town
rehearsing for a nationwide tour of the fabulous rogers and hammerstein musical
south pacific
dave i want you to join me in all the folks at home in welcoming mr robert gulay
oh how nice
hey there folks listen in supermarket finds are back again the price just right
for you
the only change in charge of life or two first dave picks him up and then dave
puts him down i mean he's got
the the craziest grocery of anyone in town so pull up a chair pop open the booze
hang on here baby hey you can't lose
those supermarket finds are gonna live in your mind long after the final joke
is through
those supermarket finds from dave to you
from dave to you
thank you bob
robert gulay ladies and gentlemen
nice job
oh it's it's a magic night do we have time now for some supermarket friends wow
that was a
wonderful treat paul thank you very much all right here's our first supermarket
find this is lifeboy
soap and if you can see the little insignia down here it indicates that this
soap is the bar soap the
official bar soap of the nba boy honey you smell just like a power forward
you're moses malone fresh moses malone clean
that was darn nice robert gulay dropping in to sing the theme song there
here's number two this is a uh box of uh kellogg's uh what do we got there
frosted flakes
and as you can see right here in the corner there's a free snickers bar inside
that's in case your kids aren't getting enough sugar
here we have the ge mercury switch it's silent listen
well well of course it's silent it's ge it doesn't work
let let let me guess stockholders
uh here's something called le tips instant perfect nails right there
gee honey your fingers are lovely and the furnace is working perfectly
how are we doing one more how about two more
here's something called the striped dainties striped dainties that reminds me
paul i have to pick up my
laundry tonight
and finally we have butoni cheese ravioli in tomato sauce right there
it's the it's the perfect the perfect hot lunch for your little psycho
well we'll be right back here with grace slick and john witherspoon
you