Name: Call for Madeleine on Letterman, January 18, 1989
Uploaded: 2017-05-30T23:28:32.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Call for Madeleine on Letterman, January 18, 1989' from Don Giller on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-05-30. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Call for Madeleine on Letterman, January 18, 1989' from Don Giller on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-05-30. Transcript available.

Cigarettes. Cigarettes we have here.
You're not encouraging smoking, are you?
No, I have nothing to do with this.
I know.
This is, I don't know anything about it,
I don't sanction this, and it nearly killed me.
Al, ha, ha.
Smoking does kill, I understand.
Hello?
Hello, it's, it's a dollar and a half for the first minute.
Would you like to talk to Susie or Sharon?
What? Hello?
Hello?
Yes, what can I do for you?
Madeline Smythely?
Hang on, does she have a really nice tan?
I'll see if I can get her.
We have a Madeline Smythely here?
He said Smythely.
Let's don't put words in this man's mouth.
We don't even know who this is.
No, there's not a Madeline Smythely here.
Excuse me, do you mind if I put you on the air for a second?
Yeah, do you mind?
This is, my name is Dave.
Can I just put you on the air a second?
I think it's important that we hear this message.
Do you mind, sir?
Okay, we can talk to this gentleman.
Hi, how are you?
Now, who are you looking for?
I'm looking for Madeline Smythely.
Madeline Smythely.
What does Madeline do that you know of?
I don't, I have a message here to call Madeline Smythely.
It came into my office.
What office is that, sir?
What is your name, by the way?
My name is Edward Losey.
Ed, do you smoke?
I don't.
All right.
I don't smoke cigarettes.
All right, what do you do for a living, Ed?
Gosh, what a hip guy.
Ed, what do you do for a living, Ed?
Actually, I'm a personal manager in Hollywood.
Okay.
All right, so anyway, you're looking for a Madeline Smythely.
Yes.
Okay, and what is the message?
I got a message here that her gorilla suit is here in the closet.
Now, I don't know if it's a joke or what, but it's just...
All right.
I got a funny feeling I've been had.
Yeah, but anyway, you have Madeline's gorilla suit if she needs it.
Yes, it's here.
Okay, nice talking with you.
Oh, wait a minute.
There's my call holding.
I got to go.
Okay.
Let's see.
Well, let's do our top ten list.
Is that right?
Is that where we are now?
Anybody?
It's butts aplenty.
Our category tonight, as always, prepared for us by the home office in Lincoln,
Nebraska.
Personal manager from Hollywood.
From Hollywood, yeah.
Madeline Smythely.
Top ten, the tonight's category, top ten least popular fairy tales.
Well, these are the least popular.
Yes, that's right.
I see.
That's right.