Name: Another Biff Henderson Moment on Late Show, May 21, 1996
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Another Biff Henderson Moment on Late Show, May 21, 1996' from Don Giller on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-07-16. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Another Biff Henderson Moment on Late Show, May 21, 1996' from Don Giller on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-07-16. Transcript available.

*Music*
Careful!
Yeah! Come on!
Let's cut them there and be very, very careful.
Yeah, maybe we should have sent these out.
Oh, hi, Biff. How you doing?
Wahoo!
What the hell was that?
What the hell was that?
Biff?
Biff?
I'm sorry. Did you quit or something?
No.
You didn't quit, did you?
I didn't know we were back with commercial.
Oh, no, no. You look like you quit.
You all right?
Yeah, I'm fine.
All right, come on. Unfinish it up.
See anything like that.
You scared us all. You startled us all there with that thing, you know?
Be careful. Be careful.
Oh, you're all right.
Watch yourself.
All right, there, now just...
That's good.
Thanks, Bill.
Thank you very much.
You want to take yours off, too?
Uh-huh.
You want to take yours off?
You go backstage, take yours off, and then come out when you're ready, all
right?
I can't cut those.
Oh, no. You can't cut them. We'll take care of them. Yeah. Take care of them
again.
What do you got, like, million-dollar pants? What do you mean you can't cut
those?
You can't cut them a million dollars, man.
I'll take care of it. All right, Bill. All right. Fine. Get some counseling.
Strength.
I'm nice. I'm nice, I'll tell you. You know what it is. It's the heat. The heat's
gotten everybody.
Whenever the old Mercury gets up over 70. Oh. El Diablo. Loco Diablo.
Oh, what are we doing right now?
Last night, something very exciting, something historic happened right here on
the television program.
I've been in television a long, long time, and I've never seen it happen.
It was the first time I've ever seen anybody execute a quadruple take.
You know, you've seen, like, a double take. Boom, boom, that's a double take.
Maybe, rarely, you'll see, like, a triple take. One, two, three.
One, two, three. Last night, here on the program, one of our stage managers, Biff
Henderson, did a quadruple take.
Four. Four. That's right. Four.
Let's go see.
Roll the video tape. Here it is. There's Biff cutting Paul's pants. One, two,
three, four. All right.
Now, let's go back and see that again. Slow motion, instant replay. Here we go.
There's the first one.
I walk in one. There it is. Two. There it is. Three. And finally, four. He can't
believe it. What the --
He throws down the scissors and runs.
Biff, were you under the impression that I had passed away?
You looked like you had seen a ghost there.
Oh, my God. It's Dave. He's back. He's alive.
I can't believe my eyes.
- Yes!