Name: New Halloween Costumes on Letterman, October 31, 1989
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'New Halloween Costumes on Letterman, October 31, 1989' from Don Giller on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-10-27. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'New Halloween Costumes on Letterman, October 31, 1989' from Don Giller on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-10-27. Transcript available.

Marty is this the big show this is the big show and in addition to that it's a
dark and stormy
night and all over New York City bizarrely costumed juveniles are demanding
everything
they can get from residents and tourists pretty much like any other night here
in New York City
but yes it's Halloween and tonight as a public service we are going to show you
some of the new
and the popular costumes kids will be wearing tonight let's walk now to the
Letterman living
room it's right back here join me won't you walk this way we're going to be
here it is finally this is uh this is my brand new New York City apartment it's
finally done Paul
what do you think oh it's good I love what you've done with the place thank you
very much
all right let's let's wait for the first little my gosh there's the bell let's
let's see who
hi come on in well look at this ladies and gentlemen it's big it's spicy it's
America's favorite meat
snack the Slim Jim hi honey how are you let's see uh for you we have a
container of a contact lens
solution there you go enjoy that thank you very much happy Halloween all right
now you see Paul if
that's the only trick or oh I was gonna say if that were the only trick-or-treater
I could go to bed
hi come on in yeah I think you probably guessed this one and you're going to be
seeing a lot of this
costume this year of course it's Jimmy Hoffa's tomb you see that's it
hi are you in there you know you know what we have for you is some pate do you
like pate
all right let me scoop you up some turn loose of the bag there we have it have
it over here
would you like one or two scoops all right two scoops the man apparently a pate
fancier and would
would like the additional scoop there you are all right enjoy that thank you
very much be careful
now happy Halloween is that the bell all right hi come on in nice to see you
how are you you know
ladies and gentlemen safety conscious youngsters love wearing this costume it's
a person receiving the
heimlich maneuver okay and here for you son we have a lovely garlic press I
hope you enjoy that be careful
now trick-or-treating happy Halloween hi come on in hi sweetheart how are you
well this is certainly
interesting and I guess as you can tell from this obviously a very familiar
sight it's a piece of
gum stuck to the bottom of a chair what is your name Latika how old are you
five years old all
right we have for you some clams do you enjoy clams I'm sorry you left what
five-year-old doesn't all
right Latika how many how many clams would you like three clams all right let's
count them out now one
whoop don't don't eat that one two that would you see that one is still alive
jumped right out of my
hand okay there you are now be careful you have the clams up here on your chair
all right happy clamming
oh there's the belly again oh hi how are you this is nice here's an enchanting
costume it's a gas station
restroom key
oh this is nice i think this is probably the best gift we're passing out
tonight it's a 25
gift certificate from jacobian myers
for all your litigation needs it's jacobian myers do you like do you like clams
happy halloween to you
get this door fixed hi come on in stand right over here you know it's a it's a
known fact that the
kids love tv stars and well who's their favorite i think this halloween you'll
find it's this guy
right here nightlines ted koppel
i'll tell you what i'm going to give you one of these they've been in the
family for years
hope you enjoy that it's beautiful isn't it happy halloween
hi how are you you know uh anybody who owns a dishwasher is familiar with this
common hot water mishap it's the melted spatula
wait a minute hold it here we have something you know what we're going to give
to you we have
uh william shatner's first novel called tech war do you enjoy uh william shatner
thank you
we're running out of stuff oh my goodness what is this come on in kids oh look
at this is quite a
production right stand right here now what do we have here exactly i'm piping
hot you're piping hot
nice and cool you're nice and cool oh it's a mcdlt isn't that cute do you want
fries with that i don't
think so clams let's see what we have for you kids look we have lovely shower
caps here's one for you
there you go and a shower cap for you be very careful now trick or treat happy
halloween
all right we've got a great show phil hartman is here al michaels is here and
the baffling mr baker
i have to go move my car i'll be right back