Name: "Guadalajara Guido" Music Video on Late Show, May 6, 1996
Uploaded: 2017-12-29T02:55:16.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video '"Guadalajara Guido" Music Video on Late Show, May 6, 1996' from Don Giller on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-12-29. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video '"Guadalajara Guido" Music Video on Late Show, May 6, 1996' from Don Giller on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-12-29. Transcript available.

you know whenever Paul and I come into a new area for us like San Francisco we
come in like the
weekend before and we just spend some time getting to know the denizens of the
neighborhoods in the
city and we pick out one or two people just you know like a guy we find a guy
sure and then Paul
is as you know a musical genius oh yeah he plays the piano and everything yeah
and then we find out
we interview kind of debrief the guy and then Paul takes that information and
we turn it into a
fantastic rock and roll music video about the guy what would we do without you
Dave it's like a it's
like a custom greeting card a custom musical greeting card for that guy that's
exactly can I see it no
take a look at it right here oh yeah no we're gonna show it now don't worry by
the way Tom Tom and I
were talking during the commercial he was he was just kidding about the musical
big he thinks it's
a great success he thinks it's a wonderful idea and he hopes it runs forever is
what Tom was telling
me good luck back there in the musical big you kids anyway so that's what we
did Paul and I went
out found a guy and Paul produced a wonderfully entertaining musical video
about this man you're
about to meet where I'm watching yeah I'm Dave Letterman what's your name sir
Luis Luis this is
Paul Schaefer hello nice to meet you how you doing Luis how long have you been
driving a cable
car about a year and a half about a year and a half where you're from
originally Mexico but what
city in Mexico Guadalajara Guadalajara Luis left his home in Guadalajara
because he knew if he stayed he
wouldn't get far up I'm sorry what he knew if he stayed he wouldn't get far up
wow that stinks do you
have any kind of colorful characteristics or mannerisms or like nicknames or
anything oh yes I got a nickname
what's the nickname they call me weirdo sarducci they call him weirdo sarducci
put that in there yeah
he was one bad bad ditto some say he looks a lot like father
no that was fine how did you learn how to drive a cable car who taught you well
I got this great guy
that works here at cable car weird Dave weird Dave weird Dave is his name no
that was where'd you let her
play this thing the Brooklyn Academy of Music damn it and you know it ladies
and gentlemen please join us
now for the world premiere of the music video featuring the life of Luis the
cable car driver
now gather round you people to hear the tale of Guido and how he caught up with
his dreams by chasing a burrito
we don't came to San Francisco his eyes were full of stars he heard the ladies
love the dudes who drove the cable car so he went down to the station to get
the job he craved he was face to face with a man in charge a fella called weird
Dave
weird Dave
weird Dave had a burrito it was his only friend he called it Ricky got in
fights that never seemed to end
weird Dave and his burrito pal devised a test of skill they'd give the job to
Guido if he beat Ricky down the hill
we're rooting for you Guido down the guido so when the clock struck noon where
Dave let Ricky roll and Guido took off like a shot a zoom in towards the door
the burrito gained momentum yes it gathered lots of speed oh
we're going to take the ball but it wasn't any match for Guadalajara
quido
oh Guadalajara quido you won the big show down and since you started driving
you had not the girls in town
Guadalajara quido the whole world knows you're playing Guadalajara quido the
bells ring oh
- Ladies and gentlemen, Luis Montaño.
- Congratulations. Thank you to see you again. All right. We'll be right back.
Thank you, folks. Thank you very much.
We'll be right back.
We'll be right back.