Name: Ken Bank on Late Show, February 18, 1999
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ken Bank on Late Show, February 18, 1999' from Don Giller on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-01-14. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ken Bank on Late Show, February 18, 1999' from Don Giller on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-01-14. Transcript available.

what is your name Marnie nice to see you and from where Los Angeles oh Los
Angeles yeah I used to
live in Los Angeles California you know where I lived a little bit in Point
Doom you ever heard
of Point Doom yes oh it's beautiful up there yeah yeah and that was in like the
mid to early 80s
where do you live in Los Angeles by the Beverly Center oh that's that's nice
right but I'll tell
you something and this is no joke every day Los Angeles is so much more crowded
now than it
used to be isn't it doesn't drive you crazy yes because it used to be you get
on the freeways and
you get on the free will pick a freeway or the 210 and and put it just put your
cruise control just
you're like 90 95 boom go uh what do you do for a living there in Los Angeles I'm
my husband's agent
your husband's an agent no I'm my husband's agent oh your husband's agent oh
theatrical agent no no
what what kind of agent um his well he's a photographer oh I see I see well
that's nice is this him right
here hi nice to see you what is your name Ken Ken did you bring your camera no
that's crazy because
what do we do we got a guy a chiropractor from Indiana who's going to give us a
adjustment and it'd be nice
I'll give him a camera get him a camera get him a camera get him one of those
throwaway instamatic
things and I have a Ken document the whole thing later for the lawsuit pardon
me I had too much pre-show
soda good Lord uh have you ever had hanger steaks no no disrespect to Mike I'm
a vegetarian you're a
vegetarian well I think tonight would be the night to explore possibility of
being a vegetarian um so
good and you like uh uh what kind of photography advertising advertising okay
well this would be
great we'll get some cameras and you take pictures and then I don't know what
will happen all right
Marnie let's play uh who are these people right here who are these people right
there take a look who
are those people right there look at them oh my goodness mmm no that's
president Clinton's defense
team that's okay oh this is good right here tonight marks the final TV
appearance by
whom tonight marks go ahead George Clooney you want to talk it over with your
husband huh you
want to talk it over with your husband no I think I got this it's okay no no no
uh tonight marks the
final TV appearance of you what do you like that's pretty good okay there you
go pleasure meeting
you and I will try and get your camera and then you take some pictures okay it'll
be a lot of fun
don't worry all right thank you very much oh yeah and here's the music from the
late show also have a
safe trip back to Los Angeles we'll see you later a great job by the way Paul
yeah I don't know what
there you go take those back to the hotel nice meeting you okay there it is we'll
be right back
here with Irvin now magic Johnson
got a guy named uh is it Ken is that who it is we got a guy out there as a
professional photographer
and we decided instead of the little polar the thing instamatic deal because we
never see those
we got one of them uh Polaroid things watch that crap that's dangerous yeah uh
so uh Corky do me a
favor take this out to the the man right there and sir if you don't mind here's
what we'd like you to
do if you can surreptitiously kind of just uh glide through the theater here
while the show is on
the air and take some candid shots and then we'll put them in the old late show
scrapbook where where'd the
guy go is he bring him up here bring him up here yeah
just give him the camera don't get in the way don't get in the way because we're
doing like a big show
here we we want a candid document of what's going on nobody on stage no what no
what do you know
what possibly do you find entertaining about those people
no no the big the show the all of the excitement that is the show oh okay yeah
okay yeah just and
anywhere you want you like just stay out of the way stay out of the way exactly
but get some great
shots if you want that's the mark of a pro is it all right okay let's bring our
first guest out here
great terrific man nice guy fine athlete our first guest is uh one of the
greatest
to have ever played the game of basketball he has produced a new film entitled
passing glory
it will be shown february 24th on first on tnt uh here ladies and gentlemen say
hello to irvin magic
johnson
how are you i'm doing good nice to see you so they actually traded david wells
today huh that's what
what we hear yeah roger clemens yes sir which is to me and then we lost a
couple other players in the
process but to me and roger clemens a fine athlete yeah no question about it uh
but david wells
if he sells that are we gonna get half oh yeah we'll take care of you don't
worry about it luckily
his agent is here tonight oh okay we can make that deal happen
all right ladies and gentlemen now i guess we're gonna see the photos that the
guy was taking all night
oh that that'll be exciting yeah wait wake the kids uh my thanks to jewel also
to jake uh gyllenhaal
and irvin magic johnson we'll see you tomorrow night with lauren bacall good
night everybody
here kitty kitty kitty kitty