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You know, Bill, there's something that I really love about the Windows 95, it's
really cool, and it just, it comes up right here, and you, okay, now what, that's,
it's, okay, now look, there, they're flying toasters, look, see, they're toasters
and they're flying, and then, oh, here comes the brandon, it got looking, it
got looking, let me show you something here, okay, huh, wow, cool, make that
fly, let me see that thing fly, wow.
From New York, farm-raised and sugar-frosted, it's The Late Show with David
Letterman.
Tonight, actor Lawrence Fishburne, computer wizard Bill Gates, and singer Tim
McGraw.
Plus, Paul Schaefer and the CBS Orchestra.
And now, a man who can't choose a long-distance company, David Letterman.
Very nice, very nice of you.
Thank you very much.
Okay, hey, right there.
How you boys doing?
Marvelous.
Ladies and gentlemen, on the program tonight, a fine actor, Lawrence Fishburne,
will be joining us in a matter of a moment.
Very nice, man.
The founder of Microsoft, Bill Gates, is on this program this evening, kid.
Bill Gates.
This guy, this guy, Bill Gates, he knows everything about computers.
I don't happen to own a computer.
I know nothing about computers, so I'm just going to drive him nuts with every
question I have about computers.
Do you have a computer?
No.
Do you have a laptop?
Nothing.
Do you have a modem?
No, no.
Do you have a hard drive?
Do you have a disc?
Do you have a mouse?
No, no mouse, no.
Do you have Windows?
No, I do not.
Do you have the Internet?
No, I haven't.
Are you sure?
No, I don't.
Do you have ROM?
I don't think so.
Do you have RAM?
RAM, ROM?
No.
Do you have an Apple?
I have an Apple.
Do you have IBM?
No, I have IBM.
How about a plain paper fax?
Do you have one of those?
That I have, yeah.
There you go.
Also on the program tonight, ladies and gentlemen, a wonderful country western
performer, Tim McGraw.
Now, do me a favor, say hello to Paul Schaefer.
He's right over there.
Hey, what the hell is going on here?
Ladies and gentlemen, each and every Monday, right here on The Late Show, what
we like to
do is bring you the most perfect marriage of comedy and technology in the
history of show
business.
Of course, I'm talking about The Late Show Quiz Machine.
Bring it in, boys.
Here we go.
It's the late show.
It's a thing of beauty.
It's a thing of wonder.
It's an amazing feat.
Quite an accomplishment.
And as always, ladies and gentlemen, this isn't just smoke.
No, no.
This is radioactive steam.
Yes, sir.
All right.
And here now, ladies and gentlemen, to operate the quiz machine for you tonight,
the man who
personally designed the software that runs this baby, the founder of Microsoft,
Mr. Bill Gates.
Bill, come on in.
It's a beauty, isn't it, Bill?
Looks good.
Makes you a little envious, doesn't it?
Sure.
Yes, sirree.
All right, first, before we operate the machine, I'm going to get your hard hat
for you.
Oh, there we go.
Excellent.
There you go.
Because this thing can get a little unwieldy.
Thank you very much, Bill.
Here now are the rules for the operation and performance of the quiz machine.
The quiz machine functioned for years as the old scoreboard at Boston's Fenway
Park.
I have no idea.
How about that?
The quiz machine contains over 4,000 separate parts, many of them edible.
And finally, when the quiz machine is in operation, people with zinc deficiencies
may experience
heart palpitations.
Here we go.
You understand how it works?
When I say press A, you press A.
When I say press B, press B.
When I say press C, you press C.
When I say close them up, you yank the close-up lever right there.
Here we go.
It's the quiz machine.
Several shoppers were injured at Tiffany's this weekend by A.
Press A.
There you go, Bill.
Nice job.
Looters reaching for unguarded merchandise.
B.
Press B.
Bargain hunters grabbing for sale items.
C.
Press C.
Anna Nicole Smith and Liz Taylor looking for husbands.
There you go.
Close it up, Bill.
Grab the close-up lever.
There you go.
Pretty good, huh?
Yeah.
Where'd you go, Bill?
Get back in here.
He's frightened.
He's frightened by the machine.
President Clinton spent the bulk of his Thanksgiving weekend A.
Drafting a balanced budget.
Press A.
Bill, you gotta hop in here.
We're not done.
We go through this all night.
B.
Creating a welfare reform.
A reform plan.
Thank you.
C.
Negotiating a treaty between white meat and dark meat.
There.
I wish I had the hard hat on.
All right.
Senator Bob Dole celebrated Thanksgiving.
Close it up, Bill.
Close it up, Bill.
There you go.
A couple of weeks, you'll be good as new.
Senator Bob Dole celebrated Thanksgiving by A.
Enjoying a turkey dinner.
Press A.
B. Spending the day with his family.
Press B.
C. Dressing up in the pilgrim outfit he wore on the Mayflower.
There.
All right.
Close it up, Bill.
Thank you.
Anyone who doubts that Beatlemania is once again sweeping America should be
convinced by A.
Press A.
The brisk sales of the Beatles' latest album.
B.
The high ratings for their TV special.
C.
Al Gore's new Beatles haircuts.
There it is.
There's Al Gore.
Wow.
All right.
Close it up there, Bill.
You want to see if you can change the color on the quiz machine?
Anything you can do for us?
All right.
All right.
Let's see.
Open one up there.
Open A up, Bill.
Let's see if that changed the color.
All right.
There's just some hash there.
Hit it again, Bill.
There you go.
Oh, that's nice.
All right.
Close it up.
Nice job.
All right.
According to many surveys, the city most depra...
Huh?
You have to open one more?
I'm sorry.
All right.
Now, try and close it up.
This thing is a beauty.
Get one of those Pentium chips in it, Bill.
I think that's the problem.
The quiz machine is down.
It's down.
I don't know what to say.
The quiz machine, ladies and gentlemen.
It's busting.
The machine is busting.
Open all three.
All right.
Let's try and open all three now.
All right.
All right.
You ever do any troubleshooting in the lab, Bill?
What's the matter, boys?
What seems to be the problem?
We got us a busted number two.
There's like eight guys back there.
Almost.
Sorry about that.
I don't think you, Bill, don't be so quick to blame yourself.
Whatever you do.
Okay.
Well.
This is only our third week.
Did we get a warranty on the damn machine?
I'll tell you what let's do.
Let's see if we can't repair the quiz machine.
And then we'll come back and try and finish it off.
We'll be right back.
Thank you.
Thank you.
All right, ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the Late Show.
Lawrence Fishburne is here.
Bill Gates is also here looking at her in the back there of the big Late Show
quiz machine.
A malfunction.
They had some kind of a meltdown in the, check the linear accelerator.
That could be the problem.
Also, Tim McGraw will be on the show.
Open up.
Open up one of these.
Let's see.
A, does A still work?
Is A working?
A works?
All right.
All right.
Let's try C.
Is C working as well?
All right, let's see if this thing will bust walnuts.
Do what?
Got to put them down here?
Fortunately, these walnuts come with double face tape.
That's how they're growing them these days.
Oh, they're doing one.
It's hydroponic walnuts with double face tape.
All right.
Let's see if this will work.
Well, no, that didn't work either.
But it was just fun for a second, wasn't it?
Yeah, okay.
Okay.
So, as you can see, ladies and gentlemen, the quiz machine has many, many
different features
that don't work.
As the co-founder and chairman of Microsoft, our next guest is responsible for
pioneering
the personal computer industry.
He's also written this book right here.
It's called The Road Ahead.
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the very wealthy Bill Gates.
Bill!
Thank you very much.
What did you think of that quiz machine?
Very impressive piece of equipment until it exploded, wasn't it?
I've seen better.
Now, at Microsoft, I have a feeling that you guys must have a vast research and
development
department.
New ideas come across your desk every minute of every day, don't they, pretty
much?
Almost.
Yeah.
So, now, if something like the quiz machine failed, what would you do?
What course of action would you take?
I'd recall it.
Recall it?
But wouldn't you fire a lot of people first?
No.
No!
Let's, I have like a million things to ask you.
First of all, if you can, describe for us succinctly what it is that you did
better and first that
put you where you are today.
What was the core of this?
What was the seed?
What is the essence of Microsoft?
When and how did that happen?
Okay.
I think there's a lot of elements that go into it.
A vision of what software could do.
What was the vision?
What was your vision?
Well, a computer on every desk and in every home.
Right.
I don't have one on my home or in my desk.
We're working on that.
But there was more to it than just that vision.
You must have known, how early did you realize you knew something that could be
exploited
and to this extreme?
Well, there were a small group of people who saw what this chip could do as it
became more
powerful.
And we sort of felt like a special group because we were all working on it.
We thought someday these big computer companies are going to have a huge
problem and this thing
is going to reach out to the entire world.
But every year we just kept hiring more people, working on it.
It's been 20 years since we started it and we're not really to the full
realization of that
vision even today.
But this came to you more or less when you were in high school.
You were so far ahead of people in your high school class with knowledge of
computers that
the school hired you, didn't they?
That's right.
I did the school scheduling.
It was a very nice position to be in.
And how did you make that work to your advantage?
Well, we had 80% boys and 20% girls.
Right.
But in my classes, they were all girls.
Just you, because you worked the schedule into the, there you go.
Why, why don't I have a computer?
We need, we need to find an application for you.
Part of your problem is you have too many assistants.
Uh-huh.
They're.
Well, I, I like, I like having assistants.
Well, they're, they're like human computers.
They're doing everything for you.
Right.
Uh, maybe you should let them have computers, but.
Yeah, I think, I think some of them do.
I, I, you know, I certainly haven't met all of them, but I think some of them
do.
But, but, you know, I think about this, and what about this internet thing?
Do you, do you know anything about that?
Sure.
What, what the hell is that exactly?
Well, it's, it's become a place where people are publishing information.
Right.
So, everybody can have their own homepage.
Companies are there.
The latest information.
It's wild what's going on.
You can send electronic mail to people.
Uh, it is the big new thing.
Yeah, but, you know, uh, it's easy to criticize something you don't fully
understand, which
is my position here.
Go ahead.
But I, I can remember a couple of months ago, there was like a big breakthrough
announcement
that on the internet or on some computer deal, they were going to broadcast a,
a baseball
game.
You could listen to a baseball game on your computer.
And I just thought to myself, does radio ring a bell?
You know what I mean?
There's, there's a difference.
There is a difference.
It's not a huge difference.
What is the difference?
But you can, you can listen to the baseball game whenever you want.
Right.
To.
Oh, I see.
So it's stored in one of your memory deals.
Exactly.
That's the RAM thing you talked about earlier.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Do tape recorders ring a bell?
Yeah.
I just, I just don't know.
What, what can you just knowing me, the little you know me now, what, how, what
am I missing
here?
What do I need?
Well, if you want to learn about the latest cigars or auto racing.
Right.
Uh, statistics?
Well, you know, I've got that covered.
I, I've subscribed to two British magazines devoted entirely to motor sports
and I call
the Quaker State speed line about two times a half hour.
So now, now would the computer give me more than I'm getting that way?
Oh, you could find other people who have the same unusual interests you do.
Uh, and.
You mean, you mean the troubled loner chat room on the internet?
Absolutely.
Uh, I think one day I'll get one of these deals, but I, you know, I've played
with them
and then you, you know, you're typing in and then you get that thing, that
little arrow.
Is that the arrow you move on?
You bet.
And then it's just, you know, it's like, oh, I get it.
It's an eye test.
What are we?
Um, tell me about your house.
Are you in your new house yet?
No, I'm still building that.
I'm hoping to move in by the end of, uh, 96.
Is this just like the coolest house of all time?
Uh, for me, it's the coolest house of all time.
What, what are the things that you've designed for the house that really you're
very excited about?
Well, I've got a, a trampoline room, uh, that I can go and use.
A trampoline room.
That's right.
This is like an actual trampoline or like a computer trampoline?
Non-virtual.
This is, uh.
This is the real deal.
Sure.
And, and you have, uh, artwork that can be changed?
Right.
I have very high quality screens, uh, throughout the house.
And so I can call up.
I can take a topic like scientists or Russia or Renaissance paintings.
And so different ones of images related to that topic will come up.
Uh-huh.
And, uh, wherever I go, you get those high quality displays.
Man.
Uh, how many square feet is this?
Well, it's, it's fairly big.
What are we talking about?
Oh, more than 50,000 square feet.
50,000 square feet?
This theater is not that big, Bill.
It's got different parts.
It's got a place where I can entertain.
Uh, oh, well, that's good.
You don't want to cheat yourself on that.
Okay.
Is there something now beyond what we understand about computers that, uh, like
20 years ago, we didn't fully understand computers?
Is there now another level of something?
Maybe we haven't even thought of it.
Maybe it's not even possible.
Maybe, you know, a whole different, uh, mechanism, a whole different, uh,
software and hardware.
Or is this going to be it now through the end of time?
Mostly what we're working on now is the computer being a tool.
A tool to help us learn or find other people with the same interests.
Uh, eventually, we may figure out how to make the computer think.
But, uh, that turns out to be a very tough problem.
In fact, there's been almost no progress made on it.
So nobody knows when that'll happen.
Some people think it'll never happen.
Yeah, we don't want them to think, do we?
Not really, I would think.
Uh, it's, it's a scary thought.
Yeah.
It's too bad there's, uh, no money in this, too, isn't it?
It's a shame.
Um, the, the book is called...
The Road Ahead.
And, Bill, thank you very much.
I can't, uh, I can't thank you for your help here with the big quiz machine
tonight.
Bill Gates, ladies and gentlemen.
We'll be back with Tim McGraw.
Thank you.

Bill Gates on Late Show, November 27, 1995 (full, stereo)

You know, Bill, there's something that I really love about the Windows 95, it's
really cool, and it just, it comes up right here, and you, okay, now what, that's,
it's, okay, now look, there, they're flying toasters, look, see, they're toasters
and they're flying, and then, oh, here comes the brandon, it got looking, it
got looking, let me show you something here, okay, huh, wow, cool, make that
fly, let me see that thing fly, wow.
From New York, farm-raised and sugar-frosted, it's The Late Show with David
Letterman.
Tonight, actor Lawrence Fishburne, computer wizard Bill Gates, and singer Tim
McGraw.
Plus, Paul Schaefer and the CBS Orchestra.
And now, a man who can't choose a long-distance company, David Letterman.
Very nice, very nice of you.
Thank you very much.
Okay, hey, right there.
How you boys doing?
Marvelous.
Ladies and gentlemen, on the program tonight, a fine actor, Lawrence Fishburne,
will be joining us in a matter of a moment.
Very nice, man.
The founder of Microsoft, Bill Gates, is on this program this evening, kid.
Bill Gates.
This guy, this guy, Bill Gates, he knows everything about computers.
I don't happen to own a computer.
I know nothing about computers, so I'm just going to drive him nuts with every
question I have about computers.
Do you have a computer?
No.
Do you have a laptop?
Nothing.
Do you have a modem?
No, no.
Do you have a hard drive?
Do you have a disc?
Do you have a mouse?
No, no mouse, no.
Do you have Windows?
No, I do not.
Do you have the Internet?
No, I haven't.
Are you sure?
No, I don't.
Do you have ROM?
I don't think so.
Do you have RAM?
RAM, ROM?
No.
Do you have an Apple?
I have an Apple.
Do you have IBM?
No, I have IBM.
How about a plain paper fax?
Do you have one of those?
That I have, yeah.
There you go.
Also on the program tonight, ladies and gentlemen, a wonderful country western
performer, Tim McGraw.
Now, do me a favor, say hello to Paul Schaefer.
He's right over there.
Hey, what the hell is going on here?
Ladies and gentlemen, each and every Monday, right here on The Late Show, what
we like to
do is bring you the most perfect marriage of comedy and technology in the
history of show
business.
Of course, I'm talking about The Late Show Quiz Machine.
Bring it in, boys.
Here we go.
It's the late show.
It's a thing of beauty.
It's a thing of wonder.
It's an amazing feat.
Quite an accomplishment.
And as always, ladies and gentlemen, this isn't just smoke.
No, no.
This is radioactive steam.
Yes, sir.
All right.
And here now, ladies and gentlemen, to operate the quiz machine for you tonight,
the man who
personally designed the software that runs this baby, the founder of Microsoft,
Mr. Bill Gates.
Bill, come on in.
It's a beauty, isn't it, Bill?
Looks good.
Makes you a little envious, doesn't it?
Sure.
Yes, sirree.
All right, first, before we operate the machine, I'm going to get your hard hat
for you.
Oh, there we go.
Excellent.
There you go.
Because this thing can get a little unwieldy.
Thank you very much, Bill.
Here now are the rules for the operation and performance of the quiz machine.
The quiz machine functioned for years as the old scoreboard at Boston's Fenway
Park.
I have no idea.
How about that?
The quiz machine contains over 4,000 separate parts, many of them edible.
And finally, when the quiz machine is in operation, people with zinc deficiencies
may experience
heart palpitations.
Here we go.
You understand how it works?
When I say press A, you press A.
When I say press B, press B.
When I say press C, you press C.
When I say close them up, you yank the close-up lever right there.
Here we go.
It's the quiz machine.
Several shoppers were injured at Tiffany's this weekend by A.
Press A.
There you go, Bill.
Nice job.
Looters reaching for unguarded merchandise.
B.
Press B.
Bargain hunters grabbing for sale items.
C.
Press C.
Anna Nicole Smith and Liz Taylor looking for husbands.
There you go.
Close it up, Bill.
Grab the close-up lever.
There you go.
Pretty good, huh?
Yeah.
Where'd you go, Bill?
Get back in here.
He's frightened.
He's frightened by the machine.
President Clinton spent the bulk of his Thanksgiving weekend A.
Drafting a balanced budget.
Press A.
Bill, you gotta hop in here.
We're not done.
We go through this all night.
B.
Creating a welfare reform.
A reform plan.
Thank you.
C.
Negotiating a treaty between white meat and dark meat.
There.
I wish I had the hard hat on.
All right.
Senator Bob Dole celebrated Thanksgiving.
Close it up, Bill.
Close it up, Bill.
There you go.
A couple of weeks, you'll be good as new.
Senator Bob Dole celebrated Thanksgiving by A.
Enjoying a turkey dinner.
Press A.
B. Spending the day with his family.
Press B.
C. Dressing up in the pilgrim outfit he wore on the Mayflower.
There.
All right.
Close it up, Bill.
Thank you.
Anyone who doubts that Beatlemania is once again sweeping America should be
convinced by A.
Press A.
The brisk sales of the Beatles' latest album.
B.
The high ratings for their TV special.
C.
Al Gore's new Beatles haircuts.
There it is.
There's Al Gore.
Wow.
All right.
Close it up there, Bill.
You want to see if you can change the color on the quiz machine?
Anything you can do for us?
All right.
All right.
Let's see.
Open one up there.
Open A up, Bill.
Let's see if that changed the color.
All right.
There's just some hash there.
Hit it again, Bill.
There you go.
Oh, that's nice.
All right.
Close it up.
Nice job.
All right.
According to many surveys, the city most depra...
Huh?
You have to open one more?
I'm sorry.
All right.
Now, try and close it up.
This thing is a beauty.
Get one of those Pentium chips in it, Bill.
I think that's the problem.
The quiz machine is down.
It's down.
I don't know what to say.
The quiz machine, ladies and gentlemen.
It's busting.
The machine is busting.
Open all three.
All right.
Let's try and open all three now.
All right.
All right.
You ever do any troubleshooting in the lab, Bill?
What's the matter, boys?
What seems to be the problem?
We got us a busted number two.
There's like eight guys back there.
Almost.
Sorry about that.
I don't think you, Bill, don't be so quick to blame yourself.
Whatever you do.
Okay.
Well.
This is only our third week.
Did we get a warranty on the damn machine?
I'll tell you what let's do.
Let's see if we can't repair the quiz machine.
And then we'll come back and try and finish it off.
We'll be right back.
Thank you.
Thank you.
All right, ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the Late Show.
Lawrence Fishburne is here.
Bill Gates is also here looking at her in the back there of the big Late Show
quiz machine.
A malfunction.
They had some kind of a meltdown in the, check the linear accelerator.
That could be the problem.
Also, Tim McGraw will be on the show.
Open up.
Open up one of these.
Let's see.
A, does A still work?
Is A working?
A works?
All right.
All right.
Let's try C.
Is C working as well?
All right, let's see if this thing will bust walnuts.
Do what?
Got to put them down here?
Fortunately, these walnuts come with double face tape.
That's how they're growing them these days.
Oh, they're doing one.
It's hydroponic walnuts with double face tape.
All right.
Let's see if this will work.
Well, no, that didn't work either.
But it was just fun for a second, wasn't it?
Yeah, okay.
Okay.
So, as you can see, ladies and gentlemen, the quiz machine has many, many
different features
that don't work.
As the co-founder and chairman of Microsoft, our next guest is responsible for
pioneering
the personal computer industry.
He's also written this book right here.
It's called The Road Ahead.
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the very wealthy Bill Gates.
Bill!
Thank you very much.
What did you think of that quiz machine?
Very impressive piece of equipment until it exploded, wasn't it?
I've seen better.
Now, at Microsoft, I have a feeling that you guys must have a vast research and
development
department.
New ideas come across your desk every minute of every day, don't they, pretty
much?
Almost.
Yeah.
So, now, if something like the quiz machine failed, what would you do?
What course of action would you take?
I'd recall it.
Recall it?
But wouldn't you fire a lot of people first?
No.
No!
Let's, I have like a million things to ask you.
First of all, if you can, describe for us succinctly what it is that you did
better and first that
put you where you are today.
What was the core of this?
What was the seed?
What is the essence of Microsoft?
When and how did that happen?
Okay.
I think there's a lot of elements that go into it.
A vision of what software could do.
What was the vision?
What was your vision?
Well, a computer on every desk and in every home.
Right.
I don't have one on my home or in my desk.
We're working on that.
But there was more to it than just that vision.
You must have known, how early did you realize you knew something that could be
exploited
and to this extreme?
Well, there were a small group of people who saw what this chip could do as it
became more
powerful.
And we sort of felt like a special group because we were all working on it.
We thought someday these big computer companies are going to have a huge
problem and this thing
is going to reach out to the entire world.
But every year we just kept hiring more people, working on it.
It's been 20 years since we started it and we're not really to the full
realization of that
vision even today.
But this came to you more or less when you were in high school.
You were so far ahead of people in your high school class with knowledge of
computers that
the school hired you, didn't they?
That's right.
I did the school scheduling.
It was a very nice position to be in.
And how did you make that work to your advantage?
Well, we had 80% boys and 20% girls.
Right.
But in my classes, they were all girls.
Just you, because you worked the schedule into the, there you go.
Why, why don't I have a computer?
We need, we need to find an application for you.
Part of your problem is you have too many assistants.
Uh-huh.
They're.
Well, I, I like, I like having assistants.
Well, they're, they're like human computers.
They're doing everything for you.
Right.
Uh, maybe you should let them have computers, but.
Yeah, I think, I think some of them do.
I, I, you know, I certainly haven't met all of them, but I think some of them
do.
But, but, you know, I think about this, and what about this internet thing?
Do you, do you know anything about that?
Sure.
What, what the hell is that exactly?
Well, it's, it's become a place where people are publishing information.
Right.
So, everybody can have their own homepage.
Companies are there.
The latest information.
It's wild what's going on.
You can send electronic mail to people.
Uh, it is the big new thing.
Yeah, but, you know, uh, it's easy to criticize something you don't fully
understand, which
is my position here.
Go ahead.
But I, I can remember a couple of months ago, there was like a big breakthrough
announcement
that on the internet or on some computer deal, they were going to broadcast a,
a baseball
game.
You could listen to a baseball game on your computer.
And I just thought to myself, does radio ring a bell?
You know what I mean?
There's, there's a difference.
There is a difference.
It's not a huge difference.
What is the difference?
But you can, you can listen to the baseball game whenever you want.
Right.
To.
Oh, I see.
So it's stored in one of your memory deals.
Exactly.
That's the RAM thing you talked about earlier.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Do tape recorders ring a bell?
Yeah.
I just, I just don't know.
What, what can you just knowing me, the little you know me now, what, how, what
am I missing
here?
What do I need?
Well, if you want to learn about the latest cigars or auto racing.
Right.
Uh, statistics?
Well, you know, I've got that covered.
I, I've subscribed to two British magazines devoted entirely to motor sports
and I call
the Quaker State speed line about two times a half hour.
So now, now would the computer give me more than I'm getting 