Name: Marty, Nathan, Diana, Matthew, & Rosie on Late Show, June 3-7, 1996
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that was a live shot of the clouds blowing across men and look at that man had
some look at those
folks they know there's trouble look at them dancing around there in the dark
that's a live
shot I saw that coming Martin Short is here you know I think this is great I
wish to hell I could do
this I know this about you you and your family probably not so very far from
now not so long
from now are going to Canada you have you have an island in Canada yeah you're
gonna spend the
summer on your Canadian island we don't have an island really I had an island
no well I said that
once to uh to one of the segment producers a few years ago because it helped my
story yeah but I
don't it was a lie oh you don't really have an island no I don't have an island
but you know
it's the world of show business but I do have an on golden pond type place up
there and it's beautiful
loons like a little lodge no it's it's quite a large little place David I've
done very well and I've
saved and I was left money and you combine that at my age you've got quite a
little nest egg David
so good for you yeah congratulations but you know this is the place where um uh
the former owner was
friends of the royal family and Fergie and Prince Andrew honeymoon there no yes
in your house yeah no
really I swear to god no it's like that you in fact I found a royal thong with
the with the union no
no it's true and evidently she was not too happy she didn't quite get into it
you know uh because
you know I don't like the bugs I don't you know when she first got there that's
what she talks like
that's what she talks that way I got crickets in me flip-flops I do she's a
woman from the country I
see and uh and Princess Margaret used to go up there oh I didn't know that yeah
she'd have about nine
highballs by lunch so you're the new lawn cutting boy are you that lights out
yeah oh it's a fabulous
day well I hope you have a great summer well thank you now uh a song Marty may
we prevail on you for a
song is that possible you know wow it's funny Dave um I I wouldn't mind doing a
little piece but
would they like me too yes you know should I do it here over there no don't do
it here I can do it to
you no no no no no no all right all right well I'll do it over there we got
plenty of room over
there you know Dave in my business or in our business yeah thank you um when an
institution
like the Tony Awards happen every year you gotta be moved and you know it was
funny watching them
last night I was reminded of the first time I met you many moon ago you were
appearing in that
Cole Porter review Cole cuts and uh I remember you killing with a big 10 30
number I
happened to like New York with that big brassy baritone of yours and uh so on
the way over here
in the cab I I had some time there was traffic so I wrote a song uh a kind of a
tribute uh to the
Tony Awards and to how I feel and I think you do about Broadway God bless you
God bless you Paul
she loves me and my amazement I love her what the heck does that mean she loves
me so she doesn't show
it why should she when she doesn't know it yesterday she hates me now today she
loves me
and tomorrow tomorrow I'm tingling such delicious tingling I'm trembling what
the heck does that mean
what does that mean I'm freezing that's because it's cold I'm still I'm incanduscent
I'd like some
adolescent I'd like a straw on every wall I see she loves me she loves
wish me luck in the top note papi
hmm
me
me
me
me
me
me
you
me
me
me
me
me
me
me
me
me
me
me
me
me
me
me
me
me
me
me
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah.
Very nice.
Lovely job.
Thank you.
Very, very nice.
I'm losing dignity, did I?
Have a wonderful summer.
God bless you.
Marty Short, ladies and gentlemen.
Hey, Nathan Lane is here today.
What do you think?
You've had a couple of minutes to think about it.
Dave, I would love to sing.
You would love to sing.
If I look, I...
Well, get ready.
There seems to be a microphone here.
There you go.
And some spare change.
And a tick.
Dave and I go way back.
Yes, we do.
We were both in the chorus of Sweeney Todd.
We were at Victims 3 and 4, so we were killed early.
We had a lot of time on our hands.
And we talked about our futures together.
And, well, he would talk about the whole thing, a big-time talk show.
And I would talk about being his guest.
And we would laugh.
And we found out we had a lot in common.
We love fast cars, shaggy dogs, and a little number that goes something like
this.
She loves me, and to my amazement, I love it, knowing that she loves me.
She loves me.
True, she doesn't show it.
How could she, when she doesn't know it?
Yesterday she loathed me.
Ha!
Now today she likes me.
Ha!
And tomorrow, tomorrow I'm tingling.
Such delicious tingles.
I'm trembling.
What the heck does that mean?
I'm freezing.
That's because it's cold here.
But still I'm incandescent, and like some adanescent, I'd like to scroll on
every wacky wall I see.
She loves me, she loves me.
Dave, here's a note that was good to me and my family.
In fact, it bought the house in Abagansett.
Me.
Me.
Me.
Me.
E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E
How you doing?
All right.
Well, Diana has been nice enough to sing for us tonight,
and the name of the song is a classic.
This is one of the greats.
That's a classic.
I will survive.
Hold it, hold it.
Wait, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it.
Just in case I don't see you later.
First, I was afraid.
Okay, start this song.
Go ahead, start it now.
I was petrified.
Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side.
And I spent so many nights
Thinking how you did me wrong.
And I grew strong.
I learned how to get along.
And so you're back from outer space.
I just wasn't in the fight to hear with that sad look upon your face.
Should have changed that stupid lock.
Should have changed that stupid lock.
I should have made it to the key.
And no one, just one second, could be back to bother me.
Turn around, turn around now.
Hey, walk out the door.
Turn around now.
Cause you're not welcome anymore.
You're not welcome anymore.
Weren't you the one who tried to break me with goodbye?
Did you think I'd crumble?
Did you think I'd lay down in time?
Did you think I'd lay down in time?
Oh, sure not.
I, I will survive.
Oh, as long as I know I'm loved, I know I'll stay alive.
Cause I've got all my life to live.
And I've got all my life to give.
I'll survive.
I will survive.
Hey, I, I, I will survive.
Every day you know the song.
I, I will survive.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, I, I will survive.
I will survive.
I, I, I, I, I, oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Fall apart.
Just tried hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart.
And so you felt like walking in.
And you expect me to be free.
But now I hold my head up high.
And you see me.
Somebody new.
I'm not that kind of little person.
Still in love with you.
And so you felt like walking in.
And you expect me to be free.
But I'm saving all my loving.
For someone who's loving me.
Oh, now, go.
Walk out the door.
Just turn around now.
Cause you're not welcome anymore.
Weren't you the way to the world?
Oh, yeah.
Who tried to break me with goodbye?
Did you think I'd crumble?
Did you think I'd lay down and die?
Oh, no, not I.
I will survive.
Oh, it's a long list.
I know how to love.
I know I'll stay alive.
Cause I've got a way to the world.
And you expect me to be free.
But I'm saving all my loving.
For someone who's loving me.
Oh, now, go.
Walk out the door.
Just turn around now.
Cause you're not welcome anymore.
Weren't you the one who tried to break me with goodbye?
Did you think I'd crumble?
Did you think I'd lay down and die?
Oh, no, not I.
I will survive.
Oh, it's a long list.
I know how to love.
I know I'll stay alive.
Cause I've got all my life to live.
And I've got all my love to give.
I'll survive.
I will survive.
I will survive.
I will survive.
Every day.
I will survive.
Oh, yeah.
I will survive.
I will.
I will.
I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I will survive
The End
Uh-oh
I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I will survive
Three nights in a row
Unprecedented
Thank you so very much
We have to pause for a commercial
We'll be right back
And the Broadway show is here, Jim Delaney, cast of Rent
It's a, it's a, it's a, you know, it's like a great, it's a great Broadway
night
Now, Monday, Marty Short started doing it, singing the song
Then Nathan Lane, then Diana Ross
What do you think?
Give it a shot, will ya?
You got a microphone right there
Yeah
There we go
Good luck to you
Where do you know there's a mic?
Godspeed
Okay, thanks, man
Matthew Broderick, ladies and gentlemen
Thank you
Okay, Dave, here we are
Why don't we, uh, just get right into it
Okay?
No patter
She loves me
And to my amazement
I love it
Knowing that she loves me
She loves me
True, she doesn't show it
How could she
When she doesn't know it
Yesterday she loathed me
Bah
Now today she likes me
And tomorrow
Tomorrow
I'm tingling
Well, it's just tingles
I'm tingling
What the heck does that mean?
I'm freezing
That's because it's cold here
But still I'm incandescent
And like some adolescent
I'd like to scroll on every wall I see
She loves me
She loves
Wish me luck, Dave
Thank you
Me
You're a little bit of a dream
I'm sorry, Dave, you're a little bit of a dream
I'm sorry, Dave, you're a little bit of a dream
I'm sorry, Dave, you're a little bit of a dream
I'm sorry, Dave, you're a little bit of a dream
I'm sorry, Dave, you're a little bit of a dream
I'm sorry, Dave, you're a little bit of a dream
I'm sorry, Dave, you're a little bit of a dream
I'm sorry, Dave, you're a little bit of a dream
I'm sorry, Dave, you're a little bit of a dream
I'm sorry, Dave, you're a little bit of a dream
I'm sorry, Dave, you're a little bit of a dream
I'm sorry, Dave, you're a little bit of a dream
I'm sorry, Dave, you're a little bit of a dream
I'm sorry, Dave, you're a little bit of a dream
I'm sorry, Dave, you're a little bit of a dream
I'm sorry, Dave, you're a little bit of a dream
I'm sorry, Dave, you're a little bit of a dream
I'm sorry, Dave, you're a little bit of a dream
Take a bow
Matthew Broderick
Thank you
Very, very nicely done
Congratulations
There you go, ladies and gentlemen
We've got to do another commercial
We'll be right back
The movie that Heather is in is Welcome to the Doll House
The movie that Heather is in is Welcome to the Doll House
And it's open now in certain parts of the country
And will open nationwide very shortly
It's Welcome to the Doll House
She's a lovely young woman
And I saw the movie too
Yeah, it's very entertaining
Yeah, she's terrific
Now, here's what I was talking about
Roll the videotape
Monday, Martin Short was doing this
Singing a big song
There he is
How about the color of that man's hair?
That was Monday
Then Tuesday
Well, he's still singing there
Monday
Still singing
All right, he's still singing
There, he's leaving the theater
Wow
Now on Tuesday
Now on Tuesday
Then Nathan Lane did the same thing, you see
He did?
Same thing
This is all Marty Short's idea
Wednesday, look, it's Diana Ross
She's doing the same thing
Then on Thursday
Matthew Broderick did it
That's right
So now
I don't
What do you think?
Come on, what do you think?
Oh, come on
Girl
I'm doing for you
Thank you, God bless you
I'm not even really a singer
I'll just try a little something for Dave
It's Friday
Come on, babe
Why don't we paint the town
And all that jazz
I'm gonna rouge my knees
I'll roll my stockings down
And all that jazz
Start the car
I know a whooping song
Where the gin is cold
But the piano's hot
It's just a noisy hall
Well, there's a nightly brawl
And all
Of that
Jazz
And all that jazzed in the air
And all that jazzed in the air
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Thank you very much for being here
We'll be right back

Marty, Nathan, Diana, Matthew, & Rosie on Late Show, June 3-7, 1996

that was a live shot of the clouds blowing across men and look at that man had
some look at those
folks they know there's trouble look at them dancing around there in the dark
that's a live
shot I saw that coming Martin Short is here you know I think this is great I
wish to hell I could do
this I know this about you you and your family probably not so very far from
now not so long
from now are going to Canada you have you have an island in Canada yeah you're
gonna spend the
summer on your Canadian island we don't have an island really I had an island
no well I said that
once to uh to one of the segment producers a few years ago because it helped my
story yeah but I
don't it was a lie oh you don't really have an island no I don't have an island
but you know
it's the world of show business but I do have an on golden pond type place up
there and it's beautiful
loons like a little lodge no it's it's quite a large little place David I've
done very well and I've
saved and I was left money and you combine that at my age you've got quite a
little nest egg David
so good for you yeah congratulations but you know this is the place where um uh
the former owner was
friends of the royal family and Fergie and Prince Andrew honeymoon there no yes
in your house yeah no
really I swear to god no it's like that you in fact I found a royal thong with
the with the union no
no it's true and evidently she was not too happy she didn't quite get into it
you know uh because
you know I don't like the bugs I don't you know when she first got there that's
what she talks like
that's what she talks that way I got crickets in me flip-flops I do she's a
woman from the country I
see and uh and Princess Margaret used to go up there oh I didn't know that yeah
she'd have about nine
highballs by lunch so you're the new lawn cutting boy are you that lights out
yeah oh it's a fabulous
day well I hope you have a great summer well thank you now uh a song Marty may
we prevail on you for a
song is that possible you know wow it's funny Dave um I I wouldn't mind doing a
little piece but
would they like me too yes you know should I do it here over there no don't do
it here I can do it to
you no no no no no no all right all right well I'll do it over there we got
plenty of room over
there you know Dave in my business or in our business yeah thank you um when an
institution
like the Tony Awards happen every year you gotta be moved and you know it was
funny watching them
last night I was reminded of the first time I met you many moon ago you were
appearing in that
Cole Porter review Cole cuts and uh I remember you killing with a big 10 30
number I
happened to like New York with that big brassy baritone of yours and uh so on
the way over here
in the cab I I had some time there was traffic so I wrote a song uh a kind of a
tribute uh to the
Tony Awards and to how I feel and I think you do about Broadway God bless you
God bless you Paul
she loves me and my amazement I love her what the heck does that mean she loves
me so she doesn't show
it why should she when she doesn't know it yesterday she hates me now today she
loves me
and tomorrow tomorrow I'm tingling such delicious tingling I'm trembling what
the heck does that mean
what does that mean I'm freezing that's because it's cold I'm still I'm incanduscent
I'd like some
adolescent I'd like a straw on every wall I see she loves me she loves
wish me luck in the top note papi
hmm
me
me
me
me
me
me
you
me
me
me
me
me
me
me
me
me
me
me
me
me
me
me
me
me
me
me
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah.
Very nice.
Lovely job.
Thank you.
Very, very nice.
I'm losing dignity, did I?
Have a wonderful summer.
God bless you.
Marty Short, ladies and gentlemen.
Hey, Nathan Lane is here today.
What do you think?
You've had a couple of minutes to think about it.
Dave, I would love to sing.
You would love to sing.
If I look, I...
Well, get ready.
There seems to be a microphone here.
There you go.
And some spare change.
And a tick.
Dave and I go way back.
Yes, we do.
We were both in the chorus of Sweeney Todd.
We were at Victims 3 and 4, so we were killed early.
We had a lot of time on our hands.
And we talked about our futures together.
And, well, he would talk about the whole thing, a big-time talk show.
And I would talk about being his guest.
And we would laugh.
And we found out we had a lot in common.
We love fast cars, shaggy dogs, and a little number that goes something like
this.
She loves me, and to my amazement, I love it, knowing that she loves me.
She loves me.
True, she doesn't show it.
How could she, when she doesn't know it?
Yesterday she loathed me.
Ha!
Now today she likes me.
Ha!
And tomorrow, tomorrow I'm tingling.
Such delicious tingles.
I'm trembling.
What the heck does that mean?
I'm freezing.
That's because it's cold here.
But still I'm incandescent, and like some adanescent, I'd like to scroll on
every wacky wall I see.
She loves me, she loves me.
Dave, here's a note that was good to me and my family.
In fact, it bought the house in Abagansett.
Me.
Me.
Me.
Me.
E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E
How you doing?
All right.
Well, Diana has been nice enough to sing for us tonight,
and the name of the song is a classic.
This is one of the greats.
That's a classic.
I will survive.
Hold it, hold it.
Wait, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it.
Just in case I don't see you later.
First, I was afraid.
Okay, start this song.
Go ahead, start it now.
I was petrified.
Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side.
And I spent so many nights
Thinking how you did me wrong.
And I grew strong.
I learned how to get along.
And so you're back from outer space.
I just wasn't in the fight to hear with that sad look upon your face.
Should have changed that stupid lock.
Should have changed that stupid lock.
I should have made it to the key.
And no one, just one second, could be back to bother me.
Turn around, turn around now.
Hey, walk out the door.
Turn around now.
Cause you're not welcome anymore.
You're not welcome anymore.
Weren't you the one who tried to break me with goodbye?
Did you think I'd crumble?
Did you think I'd lay down in time?
Did you think I'd lay down in time?
Oh, sure not.
I, I will survive.
Oh, as long as I know I'm loved, I know I'll stay alive.
Cause I've got all my life to live.
And I've got all my life to give.
I'll survive.
I will survive.
Hey, I, I, I will survive.
Every day you know the song.
I, I will survive.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, I, I will survive.
I will survive.
I, I, I, I, I, oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Fall apart.
Just tried hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart.
And so you felt like walking in.
And you expect me to be free.
But now I hold my head up high.
And you see me.
Somebody new.
I'm not that kind of little person.
Still in love with you.
And so you felt like walking in.
And you expect me to be free.
But I'm saving all my loving.
For someone who's loving me.
Oh, now, go.
Walk out the door.
Just turn around now.
Cause you're not welcome anymore.
Weren't you the way to the world?
Oh, yeah.
Who tried to break me with goodbye?
Did you think I'd crumble?
Did you think I'd lay down and die?
Oh, no, not I.
I will survive.
Oh, it's a long list.
I know how to love.
I know I'll stay alive.
Cause I've got a way to the world.
And you expect me to be free.
But I'm saving all my loving.
For someone who's loving me.
Oh, now, go.
Walk out the door.
Just turn around now.
Cause you're not welcome anymore.
Weren't you the one who tried to break me with goodbye?
Did you think I'd crumble?
Did you think I'd lay down and die?
Oh, no, not I.
I will survive.
Oh, it's a long list.
I know how to love.
I know I'll stay alive.
Cause I've got all my life to live.
And I've got all my love to give.
I'll survive.
I will survive.
I will survive.
I will survive.
Every day.
I will survive.
Oh, yeah.
I will survive.
I will.
I will.
I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I will survive
The End
Uh-oh
I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I will survive
Three nights in a row
Unprecedented
Thank you so very much
We have to pause for a commercial
We'll be right back
And the Broadway show is here, Jim Delaney, cast of Rent
It's a, it's a, it's a, you know, it's like a great, it's a great Broadway
night
Now, Monday, Marty Short started doing it, singing the song
Then Nathan Lane, then Diana Ross
What do you think?
Give it a shot, will ya?
You got a microphone right there
Yeah
There we go
Good luck to you
Where do you know there's a mic?
Godspeed
Okay, thanks, man
Matthew Broderick, ladies and gentlemen
Thank you
Okay, Dave, here we are
Why don't we, uh, just get right into it
Okay?
No patter
She loves me
And to my amazement
I love it
Knowing that she loves me
She loves me
True, she doesn't show it
How could she
When she doesn't know it
Yesterday she loathed me
Bah
Now today she likes me
And tomorrow
Tomorrow
I'm tingling
Well, it's just tingles
I'm tingling
What the heck does that mean?
I'm freezing
That's because it's cold here
But still I'm incandescent
And like some adolescent
I'd like to scroll on every wall I see
She loves me
She loves
Wish me luck, Dave
Thank you
Me
You're a little bit of a dream
I'm sorry, Dave, you're a little bit of a dream
I'm sorry, Dave, you're a little bit of a dream
I'm sorry, Dave, you're a little bit of a dream
I'm sorry, Dave, you're a little bit of a dream
I'm sorry, Dave, you're a little bit of a dream
I'm sorry, Dave, you're a little bit of a dream
I'm sorry, Dave, you're a little bit of a dream
I'm sorry, Dave, you're a little bit of a dream
I'm sorry, Dave, you're a little bit of a dream
I'm sorry, Dave, you're a little bit of a dream
I'm sorry, Dave, you're a little bit of a dream
I'm sorry, Dave, you're a little bit of a dream
I'm sorry, Dave, you're a little bit of a dream
I'm sorry, Dave, you're a little bit of a dream
I'm sorry, Dave, you're a little bit of a dream
I'm sorry, Dave, you're a little bit of a dream
I'm sorry, Dave, you're a little bit of a dream
I'm sorry, Dave, you're a little bit of a dream
Take a bow
Matthew Broderick
Thank you
Very, very nicely done
Congratulations
There you go, ladies and gentlemen
We've got to do another commercial
We'll be right back
The movie that Heather is in is Welcome to the Doll House
The movie that Heather is in is Welcome to the Doll House
And it's open now in certain parts of the country
And will open nationwide very shortly
It's Welcome to the Doll House
She's a lovely young woman
And I saw the movie too
Yeah, it's very entertaining
Yeah, she's terrific
Now, here's what I was talking about
Roll the videotape
Monday, Martin Short was doing this
Singing a big song
There he is
How about the color of that man's hair?
That was Monday
Then Tuesday
Well, he's still singing there
Monday
Still singing
All right, he's still singing
There, he's leaving the theater
Wow
Now on Tuesday
Now on Tuesday
Then Nathan Lane did the same thing, you see
He did?
Same thing
This is all Marty Short's idea
Wednesday, look, it's Diana Ross
She's doing the same thing
Then on Thursday
Matthew Broderick did it
That's right
So now
I don't
What do you think?
Come on, what do you think?
Oh, come on
Girl
I'm doing for you
Thank you, God bless you
I'm not even really a singer
I'll just try a little something for Dave
It's Friday
Come on, babe
Why don't we paint the town
And all that jazz
I'm gonna rouge my knees
I'll roll my stockings down
And all that jazz
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