Name: Bill Wendell's Last Night on Late Show, August 18, 1995
Uploaded: 2018-06-20T19:30:26.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Wendell's Last Night on Late Show, August 18, 1995' from Don Giller on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-06-20. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Wendell's Last Night on Late Show, August 18, 1995' from Don Giller on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-06-20. Transcript available.

nice to see you how the hell you doing welcome back to the big program bill cosby
is on the
show tonight author and director clive barker and uh leroy pernell tonight
ladies and gentlemen by
the way is the uh last night for our dear friend and beloved announcer bill wendell
bill has been
with us i think since the morning show paul before you were born before i was
born now paul you weren't
on the morning show no i was not now why is that i i didn't get the call but i
was there as soon as
you hit late night i was there i think you had a problem getting up in time
well sometimes people
have problems anyway bill wendell who has been with us and has been the voice
of this program
uh pretty much every single night every single broadcast we did uh on the
morning show and also
on the shows at the nbc and now each of the shows here at cbs bill is leaving
this is his last night
bill i just want to take a second here to thank you for everything for all your
fine work for for the
wonderful participation in the show
all your friendship good luck to you god bless you sir thank you for everything
bill wendell
and if i can if i can say something here too seriously not a minute too soon we're
all getting tired of the ascot
oh let's see ladies gentlemen here in my left hand i have a copy of tonight's
top 10 list let's go
how long has wendell been wearing a scarf i don't remember accessorize i guess
that's the key for the
90s isn't it accessorize absolutely wearing a scarf oh no god bless you paul
nice going yeah here let's
let's do a little experiment you just hold that camera still there here now
ladies and gentlemen if
you ever see something like this you know this is this you know what this means
bad camera work
just do this show like this tonight shall we uh here in my right hand i have a
copy of tonight's top 10 list
dumb guys all over the country yeah did you see letterman last night or
something else out of whack with the sony or something i don't know
add to some bitch on its side nothing happened they just pretty damn near slid
off the screen
by the way ladies and gentlemen if you're planning a big weekend i'm planning a
big weekend
i got that new uh john deere 40 horse riding more
oh and uh is it is it starting to be a problem yet is it it's like the high
school broadcasting club has taken over
the show all right you kids come on in you can run the equipment well give me a
chance one day just
uh go nuts do whatever the hell you want see if you can't i kind of like that
boy oh boy man i could
just phone this in like i'm not doing that already uh uh the top 10 list ladies
and gentlemen uh the
category from the home office in grand rapids michigan something has gone
desperately wrong here
one day all television will be like this you know we could do two or three
shows simultaneously here
like that that's right we got we got plenty of space now let's see that yes sir
what i'd like to see the
boys down in philadelphia at westinghouse looking in on this one tonight i don't
know they're wasting
a lot of screen if you ask me that letterman's goofy or something he could use
the whole damn screen
always sits in the corner and hides like a little monkey hiding like a little
monkey on his own damn
show how does that go paul hiding like a little monkey on his own damn show
hey the audience
that wasn't a lull necessarily oh i'm sorry i've got all right please please
come to the meeting and start
wearing a scarf now that bill's gone i don't know i just looked over there so i'm
in a scarf i thought
that's odd you guys wearing a scarf but it looked good didn't it did look good
yeah sure uh ladies
gentlemen the category tonight from the home office in grand rapids michigan
top 10 things lisa marie
will miss about being married to michael jackson
see because when you sit at home you really have no idea what's over here you
just have no idea it
could just be anything you have no clue as to what's over there what is over
there well what do you
mean you're like 20 feet i can see brother man oh what what kind of scores you
get on the sats paul
do they have those in canada i took the lsats actually i did great i don't know
what that is
that's for law school pre-law school oh okay good or talk show pre-talk show
okay ladies and gentlemen this gentleman is uh clive barker clive welcome back
to the program nice to see
you again it's been quite a while i'm sorry for the uh lateness of the hour we've
run out of time but
your film uh illusions lord of illusions opens uh friday august 25th and and
and if you can
please do me a favor come back some night when we have more time and we'll chat
about anything you
like sir is that a deal absolutely oh wow my thanks also to leroy parnell and
bill cosby have a great
weekend we'll see you monday good night everybody nice pants sister