Name: Rod Stewart & Ron Wood on Letterman, April 29, 1993 (full, stereo)
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Our next guest, ladies and gentlemen, truly a rock and roll legend in every
sense of the word.
His MTV special and an album entitled Rod Stewart, Unplugged and Seated, are
both going to be out next month.
Here now, this is very exciting, with his old friend Ron Wood. Please welcome
Rod Stewart. Rod!
Wake up, Maggie. I think I got something to say to you.
It's late September and I really should be working at school.
I know I'll keep you amused, but I feel I'm being used.
Oh, Maggie, I couldn't have tried anymore.
You left me away from home, just to save you from being alone.
You sold my soul, but I loved you anyway.
Morning, sun, when it's in your face, really shows your age.
But that don't worry me not.
In my eyes, you're everything is young.
I laughed at all of your jokes.
My love, you didn't need so close.
Oh, Maggie, I couldn't have tried anymore.
You made a first-class fool out of me, but I'm as blind as a fool can be.
You sold my heart, and that's what really hurts.
Yeah!
You sold my heart, and that's what really hurts.
You sold my heart, and that's what really hurts.
You sold my heart, and that's what really hurts.
You sold my heart, and that's what really hurts.
You sold my heart, and that's what really hurts.
You sold my heart, and that's what really hurts.
You sold my heart, and that's what really hurts.
You sold my heart, and that's what really hurts.
You sold my heart, and that's what really hurts.
You sold my heart, and that's what really hurts.
You sold my heart, and that's what really hurts.
You sold my heart, and that's what really hurts.
You sold my heart, and that's what really hurts.
You sold my heart, and that's what really hurts.
You sold my heart, and that's what really hurts.
You sold my heart, and that's what really hurts.
You sold my heart, and that's what really hurts.
You sold my heart, and that's what really hurts.
You sold my heart, and that's what really hurts.
You sold my heart, and that's what really hurts.
You sold my heart, and that's what really hurts.
You sold my heart, and that's what really hurts.
You sold my heart, and that's what really hurts.
You sold my heart, and that's what really hurts.
You sold my heart, and that's what really hurts.
You sold my heart, and that's what really hurts.
You sold my heart, and that's what really hurts.
You sold my heart, and that's what really hurts.
You sold my heart, and that's what really hurts.
You sold my heart, and that's what really hurts.
You sold my heart, and that's what really hurts.
You sold my heart, and that's what really hurts.
You sold my heart, and that's what really hurts.
You sold my heart, and that's what really hurts.
You sold my heart, and that's what really hurts.
You sold my heart, and that's what really hurts.
You sold my heart, and that's what really hurts.
You sold my heart, and that's what really hurts.
You sold my heart, and that's what really hurts.
You sold my heart, and that's what really hurts.
You sold my heart, and that's what really hurts.
You sold my heart, and that's what really hurts.
You sold my heart, and that's what really hurts.
You sold my heart, and that's what really hurts.
You sold my heart, and that's what really hurts.
You sold my heart, and that's what really hurts.
You sold my heart, and that's what really hurts.
You sold my heart, and that's what really hurts.
You sold my heart, and that's what really hurts.
You sold my heart, and that's what really hurts.
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You sold my heart, and that's what really hurts.
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You sold my heart, and that's what really hurts.
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You sold my heart, and that's what really hurts.
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You sold my heart, and that's what really hurts.
You sold my heart, and that's what really hurts.
You sold my heart, and that's what really hurts.
You sold my heart, and that's what really hurts.
You sold my heart, and that's what really hurts.
Ah, we have to do a commercial.
We'll be back here to visit with Mr. Stewart right after this.
Ron Stewart, ladies and gentlemen, and Ron Wood.
Congratulations, everybody.
You guys, you sounded great.
Very exciting.
Nice to have you here.
Thank you very much.
I'm going to be interviewed now.
You don't want to be interviewed?
What would you like to do?
No sex things.
You know who was here?
Your wife was here a couple of months ago.
I know.
Ah, she's a lovely woman.
You tried to date her once, do you remember?
Oh, no.
Yes, you did.
On an airplane going from New York to Los Angeles.
Geez, we're out of time.
Good night, everybody.
Absolutely true.
I turned him down.
Well.
Well, she's lovely.
She's not nuts.
Tell us.
The jackets will do it.
You know, that's what you're going to do.
Wear my jacket and I'll wear yours.
Tell me about a long time ago.
Is there any truth to this when you and maybe Ron was involved in this?
Holiday Inn, Hawaii, some kind of trouble, bounced out of the hotel.
Absolutely true.
We were a lot younger then, weren't we, Ronnie?
A John Constable picture was involved, I think, at the time.
That's right, yeah.
Yeah, we were.
What did he say?
We were.
Oh, come on.
Come down and tell us, Ron.
I didn't hear what you were talking about.
No, I'm still plugged in and not seated.
We used to get thrown out a lot.
Well, I'll sit on the edge.
What was the circumstance?
I think it was a disastrous room service, wasn't it, Ronnie?
Or why we used to smash up hotels?
We don't do it anymore, of course.
No.
Do we?
Not Jeff Ward either.
Helen Reade.
Helen Reade's manager and husband at the time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Long time ago.
That's quite a story.
In fact, that's a good song.
Well.
I'll tell you what happened.
What we did, we actually sabotaged his room.
Yeah.
We put towels down the toilet, didn't we?
Took all the light bulbs out, unfixed the bed so when he sat on it, it would
collapse.
I just didn't think we had time for these types of stories.
That's all right.
I tell you what, there's another song.
Oh.
Yeah, we're going to do that.
Go back.
Go back.
We have another song.
Go ahead.
Is this it?
I know.
Have I told you lately that I love you?
Have I told you there's no one else above you?
You fill my heart with gladness.
Take away all my sadness.
Ease my troubles, that's what you do.
All the morning sun and all its glory.
Is a day with hope and comfort too.
You fill my heart with laughter.
And somehow you make it better.
Ease my troubles, that's what you do.
There's a love that's divine.
There's a love that's divine.
And it's yours and it's mine.
Like the sun.
Like the sun.
Like the sun.
And at the end of the day, we should just kneel and pray.
To the one.
To the one.
And you're a love that's divine.
And you're a love that's divine.
And you're a love that's divine.
And you're a love that's divine.
And you're a love that's divine.
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Thank you.
Good job.
Thanks.
Good to have you here.
Good boy.
We'll be right back.
Thank you very much.
All right.
We're out of time.
That was beautiful.
Thank you very much.
My thanks to Jay Thomas.
Ron Wood also.
And Rod Stewart.
And me.
I'm Mr. Rock and Roll.
Good night, everybody.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.

Rod Stewart & Ron Wood on Letterman, April 29, 1993 (full, stereo)

Our next guest, ladies and gentlemen, truly a rock and roll legend in every
sense of the word.
His MTV special and an album entitled Rod Stewart, Unplugged and Seated, are
both going to be out next month.
Here now, this is very exciting, with his old friend Ron Wood. Please welcome
Rod Stewart. Rod!
Wake up, Maggie. I think I got something to say to you.
It's late September and I really should be working at school.
I know I'll keep you amused, but I feel I'm being used.
Oh, Maggie, I couldn't have tried anymore.
You left me away from home, just to save you from being alone.
You sold my soul, but I loved you anyway.
Morning, sun, when it's in your face, really shows your age.
But that don't worry me not.
In my eyes, you're everything is young.
I laughed at all of your jokes.
My love, you didn't need so close.
Oh, Maggie, I couldn't have tried anymore.
You made a first-class fool out of me, but I'm as blind as a fool can be.
You sold my heart, and that's what really hurts.
Yeah!
You sold my heart, and that's what really hurts.
You sold my heart, and that's what really hurts.
You sold my heart, and that's what really hurts.
You sold my heart, and that's what really hurts.
You sold my heart, and that's what really hurts.
You sold my heart, and that's what really hurts.
You sold my heart, and that's what really hurts.
You sold my heart, and that's what really hurts.
You sold my heart, and that's what really hurts.
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You sold my heart, and that's what really hurts.
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Ah, we have to do a commercial.
We'll be back here to visit with Mr. Stewart right after this.
Ron Stewart, ladies and gentlemen, and Ron Wood.
Congratulations, everybody.
You guys, you sounded great.
Very exciting.
Nice to have you here.
Thank you very much.
I'm going to be interviewed now.
You don't want to be interviewed?
What would you like to do?
No sex things.
You know who was here?
Your wife was here a couple of months ago.
I know.
Ah, she's a lovely woman.
You tried to date her once, do you remember?
Oh, no.
Yes, you did.
On an airplane going from New York to Los Angeles.
Geez, we're out of time.
Good night, everybody.
Absolutely true.
I turned him down.
Well.
Well, she's lovely.
She's not nuts.
Tell us.
The jackets will do it.
You know, that's what you're going to do.
Wear my jacket and I'll wear yours.
Tell me about a long time ago.
Is there any truth to this when you and maybe Ron was involved in this?
Holiday Inn, Hawaii, some kind of trouble, bounced out of the hotel.
Absolutely true.
We were a lot younger then, weren't we, Ronnie?
A John Constable picture was involved, I think, at the time.
That's right, yeah.
Yeah, we were.
What did he say?
We were.
Oh, come on.
Come down and tell us, Ron.
I didn't hear what you were talking about.
No, I'm still plugged in and not seated.
We used to get thrown out a lot.
Well, I'll sit on the edge.
What was the circumstance?
I think it was a disastrous room service, wasn't it, Ronnie?
Or why we used to smash up hotels?
We don't do it anymore, of course.
No.
Do we?
Not Jeff Ward either.
Helen Reade.
Helen Reade's manager and husband at the time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Long time ago.
That's quite a story.
In fact, that's a good song.
Well.
I'll tell you what happened.
What we did, we actually sabotaged his room.
Yeah.
We put towels down the toilet, didn't we?
Took all the light bulbs out, unfixed the bed so when he sat on it, it would
collapse.
I just didn't think we had time for these types of stories.
That's all right.
I tell you what, there's another song.
Oh.
Yeah, we're going to do that.
Go back.
Go back.
We have another song.
Go ahead.
Is this it?
I know.
Have I told you lately that I love you?
Have I told you there's no one else above you?
You fill my heart with gladness.
Take away all my sadness.
Ease my troubles, that's what you do.
All the morning sun and all its glory.
Is a day with hope and comfort too.
You fill my heart with laughter.
And somehow you make it better.
Ease my troubles, that's what you do.
There's a love that's divine.
There's a love that's divine.
And it's yours and it's mine.
Like the sun.
Like the sun.
Like the sun.
And at the end of the day, we should just kneel and pray.
To the one.
To the one.
And you're a love that's divine.
And you're a love that's divine.
And you're a love that's divine.
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