Name: Weekend Late Show Collection, 2011-2013
Uploaded: 2018-08-10T21:18:56.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Weekend Late Show Collection, 2011-2013' from Don Giller on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-08-10. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Weekend Late Show Collection, 2011-2013' from Don Giller on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-08-10. Transcript available.

Weekend Late Show Collection, 2011-2013

you know what um it's uh it's friday uh i tell you what let's do let's check in
with the gang
of bruce and linda and see what's coming up on the weekend late show kids take
it away yeah
thanks dave you won't believe the lineup we have for tomorrow i'm going to sit
down with
the reunited cast of the long-running comedy series wings fasten your seat belt
i will that's
going to be great bruce and i have a report on the fascinating trip i took
aboard one of our navy's
tactical nuclear submarines it was a little scary but a lot of fun all that
plus the latest sports
weather and winning lottery numbers on the weekend late show back to you dave
bruce and linda the
weekend late show they come in here and do a show on the weekends yes they do
really yeah and and the
thing what is it he's got some here and he's got some up there apparently none
of it quite works no
it's time now ladies and gentlemen to check in with bruce and linda and we'll
see what's coming
up tomorrow on weekend late show take it away bruce linda thanks dave this
weekend linda and i will be
taking karate lessons on the show hi-yah i think it's karate bruce karate is
that how they say it
so well i guess that's karate lesson number one and we're also going to show
you some inexpensive ways
you can insulate your house using things you'd normally throw away dry cleaner
bags dryer lint sounds
crazy but it works all that and more plus the farm report on the weekend late
show
we'll look forward to that ladies gentlemen it's tonight's top 10 uh we got a
second here let's check
in with bruce and linda and see what's coming up tomorrow on the weekend late
show bruce linda take it away
thank you dave some show you've got tonight and we're going to keep that
excitement going tomorrow
when i interview mori amsterdam's nephew who has a treasure trove of great
stories from his uncle
about the old dick van dyke show he's got a whole book of them and i took a
trip to a local nhl hockey
arena to see what it's like to be the man behind the wheel of a zamboni oh did
they let you drive it
you'll just have to wait and see tomorrow well that'll be good we're also going
to step into
our cookery nook and show you some wonderful low-sodium brownie recipes yum so
bring your
appetite tomorrow on the weekend late show thank you bruce and linda ladies and
gentlemen on the
weekend late show they're very nice really that's great have you ever been on
the show no the week
i didn't know there was such a thing they seem to be using this set though yeah
it's the whole thing
it's fantastic so they come in on the weekends they do the weekend late show
repurposing of the
everything it's the week additional income that's exactly right yeah this is
how no i don't get a
penny you don't get from the weekend late show you own the weekend later i get
nothing who are you
i have no i control the weekend late show no all my money is at the red cross
ladies and gentlemen
hey we have a second everybody let's check in with the bruce and linda and see
what's coming up
tomorrow on the weekend late show kids thanks dave we have a star-studded show
lined up tomorrow
robert guillaume will be here he was tv's benson i think he did the milk of
magnesia ads too
and we're going to talk broadway with the one and only miss cheetah rivera
maybe she'll teach us a
couple dance moves we're also going to kick off our new rate your mate series
with dr d dorsey who
will illustrate some common relationship issues and let you see how your
significant other stacks up
uh-oh i hope my wife isn't watching all that plus adorable pets you can adopt
all on the weekend late
show back to you dave thank you very much that's bruce and linda they do a
great job the weekend
late show the week they do a great job yeah this is some kind a side production
of yours worldwide
pants no i have no getting more repurposing the studio on the dark days you hey
look doing another
show no no you got a problem take it up with you linda you don't know when to
stop what do you want
all the money you want to make all the money you can't make all the money
ladies gentlemen here's
tonight's top ten uh oh you know what's coming up i almost forgot uh let's
check in now with bruce
and linda see what's coming up tomorrow on the weekend late show kids take it
away thanks dave
hard to believe but it's the holiday season already gosh the year just flew by
wasn't it
yesterday that i put up the window screens well we're wasting no time in
getting you ready for the
holidays tony gertz our weekend late show personal shopper is going to tell us
about holiday gift
cards they're like gift certificates in a little plastic card that's a neat
idea we're also entering
the busy travel season and i spent the day with some air traffic controllers if
you think your job is
stressful hi-yi-yi all that plus we announced the first winner of our christmas
comes early drawing
somebody's gonna win this bread machine um fresh baked bread that's all
tomorrow on the weekend late
show back to you dave that's the weekend later thanks bruce and linda uh before
we uh get carried
away i want to call attention now to uh bruce and linda i want to check in with
bruce and linda because
they've put together a special a thanksgiving night uh weekend late show and we
just want to check
in and see what's going on so here now a host of the weekend late show uh bruce
and linda take it away
kids thanks dave did you ever wonder how and where kitty litter is made you
know i have several cats and
i've never known well tomorrow we'll take you to the world's largest
manufacturer of kitty litter
meow wow we've never done a story like that before and i'm going to talk to our
neighborhood fire
chief about holiday safety and he's going to teach us his favorite chili recipe
over in the cookery nook all
that plus we take a first look at the entries in our so you think you can quilt
competition all that on
the weekend late show back to you dave it's bruce and linda thank you bruce
thank you linda i'll be watching
did he look like he might have had a like a black eye or something a little
something going on there
i thought i noticed something like that what was that about i don't know you'll
have to tune in
tomorrow night i'm sure they'll talk about it oh you know what before we get
too far down the road
let's check in tonight with bruce and linda and see what's coming up tomorrow
on the weekend late
show bruce linda take it away thanks dave remember a few months back when we
met a mischievous little
boy who crawled up inside one of those stuffed animal machines at a bowling
alley of course he was
fine but the fire department had to get him out yeah what a mess well he did it
again and we'll be
talking to him here in our studio i'm awake i'm awake everyone knows this sound
it's a sidewalk santa's
bell but where did the sidewalk santa's go when they get off work our own wink
wilson investigates saint
nick's favorite ho ho hangouts hangouts that's good plus area ski conditions
hanukkah toys and we'll
taste some new and unusual flavors of fudge that's all tomorrow on the weekend
late show back to you
dave thank you very much it's bruce and linda ladies and on the weekend late
show
oh uh time now to check in with bruce and linda to see what's coming up
tomorrow
on the weekend late show kids bruce linda take it away thanks dave we're hoping
the fun you're
having tonight will snowball right into the weekend with us in fact i visited a
few of the tri-state
area's finest ski slopes to see the state of the art in snow making technology
my toes are still a
little frozen good stuff hey do you like gingerbread linda yes me too but
forget about the same old
gingerbread man cookies we're going to meet a local baker who will make a life-sized
gingerbread
likeness of your pet from dogs and cats to exotic fish speaking of cookies is
all of that holiday
sugar turning your teenager into a grinch i'm taking the fifth on that one my
14 year old barely speaks
to me now well our health editor tammy van buzkirk has the answers and it's
fascinating all that plus
road condition reports and diet tips tomorrow on the weekend late show back to
you dave thank you very
much bruce and linda on the weekend late show i love those kids we'll be right
back with the top 10 list of jude law everybody
well as uh as always and especially during the holiday season we've got quite a
busy weekend coming
up so let's right now before we get too far down the road check in with bruce
and linda and see what's
coming up tomorrow on the weekend late show bruce linda take it away merry
christmas days yes season's
greetings tomorrow is our very special christmas show and it's going to be the
best one yet
jose feliciano is going to join us by phone and with a little luck we're hoping
for some feliz navidad
wow we've been trying to get him for years we also have something very big
planned in the cookery nook
dale swenson who's known as a blowtorch chef will prepare an entire christmas
dinner including a goose in
under 10 minutes using only a blowtorch or two now that's a tasty time saver
and of course we'll
continue one of our favorite annual traditions meteorologist uncle mike sullivan
will give his
delightful reading of rudolph the red-nosed reindeer i love the way he acts out
all the different
characters yeah there's never a dry eye when he's finished all that plus plenty
of holiday surprises
tomorrow on the weekend late show feliz navidad dave thank you very much linda
same to you bruce and linda
they do a tremendous job uh you know what let's do now let's check in with our
good friends at the
weekend late show bruce and linda bruce linda take it away kids weekend late
show there thanks dave and
happy new year bruce have you done any after christmas shopping yet a little
sure i mostly honey gear well
if you think the best of the after christmas bargains are gone think again we're
going to reveal some
secret spots for deals so good they should be called steals oh are you going to
shop till you drop maybe and i will
visit the sanitation department facility that recycles christmas trees without
a doubt it's the biggest
pile of mulch i've ever seen oh i bet it smells wonderful um awesome you know
it's also going to
smell like romance in our studio because a charming gentleman is going to
propose to his girlfriend
live on our show and she doesn't know it yet yikes i hope it goes his way all
that plus i got my film
developed from new year's eve in times square and i'm bringing in some crazy
photos tomorrow on the
weekend late show back to you dave thank you very much bruce and linda on the
weekend late show
they do a nice job it's a whole different show i love those kids they're
fantastic sure yeah here you
go ladies uh before we get too far down the road ladies gentlemen let's check
in now with bruce and
linda to see what's coming up tomorrow on the weekend late show kids take it
away tell us all about it
thanks dave we're halfway through january how are those new year's resolutions
holding up well as
you know linda i'm trying to quit using nasal sprays and so far so good well
tomorrow we're going to
talk to psychiatrists carl flashburn about his new book so long bad habits
where he says the easiest way
to change your behavior is through self-hypnosis he's not going to make us cluck
like chickens is he
and over here in our cookery nook we have donald trump jr who's going to show
us how to make his
billion dollar meatballs mama mia do you make them with beef pork or veal i use
all three whoa
my goodness all that plus our weekly word puzzle and the saturday sermon from
father bob brennan
tomorrow on the weekend late show back to you dave thank you very much linda bruce
and linda
donald trump jr on the bruce and linda show that's a big show for them
you know before we go any farther let's do this these kids are great you know
bruce and linda
i like i'm starting to get to know them let's check in with bruce and linda to
see what