Name: David Bowie Collection on Late Show, 1995-2003 (full, stereo)
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'David Bowie Collection on Late Show, 1995-2003 (full, stereo)' from Don Giller on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-08-26. Transcript available.

David Bowie Collection on Late Show, 1995-2003 (full, stereo)

Okay, how are you?
Our next guest is one of rock and roll's true visionaries.
His brand new CD entitled Outside will be in stores tomorrow.
Ladies and gentlemen, it's a great pleasure to welcome to The Late Show, David
Bowie.
David.
The Late Show, David Bowie.
And here, a hundred miles to hell.
Oh, now, now.
If there was only something between us.
Oh, there was only something between us.
Other than our clothes.
Something in our skies, something in our skies, something in our blood,
something in our skies.
Patty, Patty, Patty, Patty, who's been wearing Miranda's clothes?
Check me out.
Oh, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now.
It's a hard, so hard, so hard, so hard, so hard, so hard, so hard, so hard.
Hearts will be lesson, hearts will be lesson, hearts will be lesson, falls upon
death. It's a hearts will be lesson, hearts will be lesson, falls upon death.
Falls upon death.
If there was only some kind of future, all around. If there was only some kind
of future, and these were burning skies.
Something in our skies, something in our skies.
Something in our blood, something in our skies.
Paddy. Paddy. Paddy. Paddy. Paddy. Paddy. Paddy, will you carry me? I think I've
lost my way.
Hearts will be lesson, hearts will be lesson, hearts will be lesson.
I'm already five years older, I'm already in my grave. I'm already, hearts will
be lesson, hearts will be lesson.
I'm already, I'm already, I'm already. Well you carry me. Oh Paddy. I think I've
lost my way.
Hearts will be lesson, hearts will be lesson, hearts will be lesson, hearts
will be lesson.
Thank you. David Bowie!
Let's, let's introduce our next guest together. We're like Regis and Kathie Lee.
You, you, you be Kathie Lee, I'll be Regis Lee. You just read it there.
I never watched the show. Just read it there.
No, stop it. Our next guest is one of the most innovative and influential
figures in rock and roll. His new CD is called "Earthly."
Here, here's where I hold it up. Okay.
Please welcome back to the program, David Bowie.
As soon as his head tilt his eyes from a screen, as his past kicks him back to
Atlantic City.
There's not even a demon in heaven or hell. Is it all just you in disguise?
There's not even a demon in heaven or hell. Is it all just you in disguise?
As I walk down the sky? As I walk down the sky?
Heaven gone, gone, gone, gone, gone.
As soon as his head tilt his eyes from a screen, as his past kicks him back to
Atlantic City.
There's not even a demon in heaven or hell. Is it all just you in disguise? As
I walk down the eye?
And I'm gone, gone, gone, gone, gone. Now I'm over the movies.
And I'm over there with silhouettes more. And I'm gone, like I'm dancing on
angels.
And I'm cold to the crock in the last, like a dead man walking, like a dead man
walking.
A tree of men dancing under moonlight, shaking their sets and their bones in
the voice that we were. An alienation in therapy sliding naked and blue, like a
badge of a child on the raceless shoes.
And I'm cold to the crock in the last, like a dead man walking, like a dead man
walking.
And I'm cold to the crock in the last, like a dead man walking, like a dead man
walking, like a dead man walking.
And I'm cold to the crock in the last, like a dead man walking.
And I'm cold to the crock in the last, like a dead man walking.
And I'm cold to the crock in the last, like a dead man walking.
And I'm cold to the crock in the last, like a dead man walking.
And I'm cold to the crock in the last, like a dead man walking.
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And I'm cold to the crock in the last, like a dead man walking.
And I'm cold to the crock in the last, like a dead man walking.
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And I'm cold to the crock in the last, like a dead man walking.
And I'm cold to the crock in the last, like a dead man walking.
And I'm cold to the crock in the last, like a dead man walking.
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And I'm cold to the crock in the last, like a dead man walking.
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And I'm cold to the crock in the last, like a dead man walking.
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And I'm cold to the crock in the last, like a dead man walking.
And I'm cold to the crock in the last, like a dead man walking.
And I'm cold to the crock in the last, like a dead man walking.
I'm cold to the crock in the last, like a dead man walking.
Our next guest, one of the most innovative and influential musicians of the
past 25 years.
This is the new CD right here.
As you can see, it's entitled "Ours."
Ladies and gentlemen, it's a big thrill for us.
Please welcome back to the program, David Bowie.
David.
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Why does it turn? Why does it damn? Why does it claim? Why does it say? Who did
it? Who did it trust? Who did it listen to? Who did it sucks? I'm preaching to
my head.
I'm preaching to my ranch. I'm going to the other side of this town. I'm
preaching to my brain. I'm still breathing, I know you don't know why. That's
okay, sometimes you die. I'm still breathing, I know you don't want to tell.
Don't hold your breath on the breath that you're going to hell.
The things you know it's a hell They want it out, but they want it well
The things you know it's a hell They want it out, but they want it well
The things you know it's a hell
The things you know it's a hell
The things you know it's a hell
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Welcome back to the show
Thank you very much David
How you doing?
Pretty good
I don't know anything about finance
I don't know nothing about show business
But I heard a couple of years ago
Something that I thought
Well boy if this thing works
It sounds like genius to me
Yeah
You had an initial public offering
Of David Bowie stock
Which means you took your enterprise
Yes
Public is that what that means?
Yes it does indeed
And how does that work?
It means I'll get everything back
In a few years time
And I can do it ever again
Really?
Yeah
And how much
And isn't that my business
Well I guess it is
It's a public company
Yes it is
Yeah
How much money did we generate?
50 million
Whoa!
50 million?
It's not your money is it?
It's actually a secure rational thing to do
Otherwise I would hand that same stuff over to a publisher
I or my family would never see it again
And this way it comes back to my family
So what do you do with the 50 million?
I have no idea what I'm going to do
Well I had these shoes made
In fact
Wow
I waste nothing
There were a couple of safety deposit boxes that I had converted into wearing
They're worth a couple of million bucks right there
These safety deposit boxes have the buns in here
But it's all on the up and up
Yeah
So anything you do goes to raise the price of stock of this company?
Is that what it does?
I guess
You have no idea what's going on dude
No
Here let's talk about some of these photos here
Ah
What do you got here?
What are we looking at?
There
Hi
Thank you
This is Lou Reed
This is Iggy Pop and this is myself
There was a momentary
At this particular time there was the idea that maybe we could usurp the Osmonds
if we got together
But it never really panned out
Alright
Oh great thank you
That's
Same shoes
Um
This is
I was uh
What do I say about this?
Yeah whatever it is
You're ready to go whatever it is
Well
You're ready to go
Ah
Yeah
I was studying
This is when I was studying Tibetan Buddhism
Yeah
And it was
I thought maybe glam Buddhism may be something that I could investigate but it
didn't pan out
And there you go
Yeah
You're talking about a movie and a stage play
Yeah
Of that guy
Ziggy Stardust
Yeah
Well good
This is the CD
Hours
This is David Bowie
Thank you very much David
Thank you very much
Pleased to have you here
We'll be right back
Alright
There you go ladies and gentlemen
My thanks to David Bowie
Harrison Ford
Dan Quayle
Our good friend Craig Kilborn is next
Thanks for watching
Goodnight everybody
We make hats for pets
Here we go
Here we go
Our next guest is one of rock and roll's true innovators
His acclaimed new album is entitled Heathen and it will be in stores tomorrow
Let's see it's good or like that
There you go
Ladies and gentlemen please welcome back to the program David Bowie
We'll be right back to the program David Bowie
We'll be right back to the program David Bowie
We'll be right back to the program David Bowie
We'll be right back to the program David Bowie
We'll be right back to the program David Bowie
We'll be right back to the program David Bowie
We'll be right back to the program David Bowie
We'll be right bac