Name: Pete Droge, "If You Don't Love Me" on Late Show, January 18, 1995 (full, stereo)
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Pete Droge, "If You Don't Love Me" on Late Show, January 18, 1995 (full, stereo)' from Don Giller on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-10-05. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Pete Droge, "If You Don't Love Me" on Late Show, January 18, 1995 (full, stereo)' from Don Giller on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-10-05. Transcript available.

Our next guest is an enormously talented singer-songwriter who tonight is
making his network television debut.
He's performing a wonderful song from his CD right here, Necktie Second.
Ladies and gentlemen, here's Pete Droge.
Pete!
If you want, I'll be by your side If you don't, maybe suicide
It's my love that'll kill me, dear If you won't hold me at me
Don't you fret, don't be scared Cause baby, I am a millionaire
Make you a star, and I'll make you a queen Put your fist in all the magazines
Okay, so I lied, no, that's true I'm having you
It's making me blue I want you for the rest of my life
Cause I want you to be my wife
Give you a rent, a home sweet home If you want, you'll be free to roam
Not too far, begging you to please Begging you please, my pants you need
Cause if you don't love me You'll kill myself
Well, if you don't love me You'll kill myself
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Thank you.