Name: The Beach Boys Sing the Top Ten on Late Show, August 30, 1994 (full, stereo)
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Beach Boys Sing the Top Ten on Late Show, August 30, 1994 (full, stereo)' from Don Giller on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-10-05. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Beach Boys Sing the Top Ten on Late Show, August 30, 1994 (full, stereo)' from Don Giller on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-10-05. Transcript available.

-Now, this is not an anniversary show per se,
but we thought we'd take the opportunity to show you things
that happened exactly one year ago tonight.
-That'd be fine. -Yeah, but it's not really
a full-blown anniversary show.
Little items, little things that happened
that we thought were fun, that were entertaining,
that were amusing.
A year ago, that's what we're gonna show them here tonight.
-We're not doing a real anniversary show yet.
It is taking place on our anniversary,
but it's not an anniversary show.
Nonetheless, we're gonna show some things, certain things.
-Paul, do me a favor.
Keep talking until I can think of a joke about your jacket.
-I could talk all day.
Thank you so much.
Happy anniversary, everybody.
-So, we're gonna kind of kick festivities off here tonight
with a very special Top 10 list.
In my right hand, I have a copy of tonight's Top 10 list.
Here we go.
From the home office in Sioux City, Iowa,
tonight's category, a Top 10 things from our first year.
Top 10 things that have happened right here on the show.
Yeah.
And ladies and gentlemen, to assist us tonight
in the presentation of this anniversary Top 10 list,
do me a favor, please welcome rock and roll legends,
The Beach Boys.
Come on in, guys.
Here we go.
The Beach Boys.
Come on in, guys.
Here we go.
The Beach Boys.
Okay.
Here we go.
Once again, the category tonight, Top 10 things from the first year of the show.
Number 10.
Number 10.
Number 10.
Number 10.
Number 10.
Yeah.
Yes, sir.
Number 10.
Number 10.
Yeah.
Yes, sir.
Number 10.
Number 10.
I actually heard Mike Love sing this.
Burr.
Number 10.
Number 10.
It's cold in here.
Number 10.
Oh!
God damn it.
We don't need a funny band, all right?
Okay.
Number 10.
I touch Kenny Rogers' beard.
Here you go.
Yeah.
Fluffy.
9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9.
It's late in the evening when Dave gets to read number 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9.
That's right.
Number 9.
Sean Connery arrives in a jet pack.
Number 8.
Number 8.
Number 8.
Dick Webber bowls a TV at number 8.
Here we are.
Here we are.
Rolling hat.
Number 7.
Number 7.
Number 7.
Number 7.
Here's number 7.
Number 7.
Yeah.
Yes.
Number 7.
Paul Schaefer gets hit by a cab.
Ah!
Oh, man.
Wish they all could be just like number 7.
I wish they all could be just like number 6.
So wish they all could be just like number 6.
I wish they all could be just like number 6.
Number 6.
One night during Stupid Human Tricks, we had a guy balancing a canoe on his
chin.
Yeah!
Five, five, give me five.
Here's number 5.
Here's number 5.
Here's number 5.
Here's number 5.
Here's number 5.
Here's 5.
Me and Paul go surfing.
Yeah.
Wouldn't it be nice if these were funny?
Well, it'd be up to number 4.
Number 4.
Mujibur and Serajul at Mount Rushmore.
Here they are live via satellite.
Three, three, three.
Number 3.
Number 3.
My mom asks Nancy Kerrigan if she would like some cocoa.
Do you like cocoa?
Yeah, it's okay.
Are you sure you wouldn't like some cocoa?
Oh, thanks.
Oh, thanks.
Alright.
Oh, I wanna take you to Bermuda, Bahama.
Girl, my pretty mama.
Key Largo, my T-go.
Baby, why don't we go down to number 2?
We'll have some laughs and maybe so will you.
That's what we're gonna do when Dave reads number 2.
Number 2.
When Dave reads number 2.
That's right, it's the greatest hits album.
Number 2.
Madonna.
Good.
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Ladies and gentlemen, we have to do a commercial.
When we come back, we'll be joined by Super Dave Osborne.
Come on back.
Nice to have you here.
Thank you.