Name: Kids Tell Jokes on Letterman, June 9, 1992
Uploaded: 2018-10-18T02:49:34.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Kids Tell Jokes on Letterman, June 9, 1992' from Don Giller on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-10-18. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Kids Tell Jokes on Letterman, June 9, 1992' from Don Giller on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-10-18. Transcript available.

you know ladies and gentlemen it always gives us a great deal of pleasure
how would you like a sedative
all right one second here son it's good ladies and gentlemen it's the new howie
mandel
well bless your heart
it always gives us a great deal of pleasure to introduce our audience to new
comedic talent
tonight is no exception here they are from the neighboring borough of queens
new york it's the
kids of
is mom tired all the time
here they are the kids of ps144
ladies and gentlemen
all right is there a peter howard in this group
yes
what a stroke of luck right off the bat
all right peter come back here now uh
peter what grade are you in
you're in the first grade and uh do you go to school with the rest of the kids
here
you recognize some of these people um i recognize elena and charlie okay good
for you how old are
are you peter six and a half
um peter now i understand you have uh you have a little
heel yeah you have a you have a you have a you have a
uh who gave you money for the candy machine
all right okay all right now peter
i know okay peter we we understand you're going to tell us a joke
okay two two jokes and they're knock knock
knock knock jokes all right let's begin the joke peter all right knock knock
who's there
who's there is this the second joke have we moved on to the second
i just forgot okay all right who's there
atch yeah yeah atch who god bless you okay very nice peter very nice
these i'm sorry we don't have time for the second joke peter
well okay all right oh here we go who's there
what am madam madam madam who madame who
my damn foot stuck in the damn door the future of america ladies and gentlemen
the future of
america all right come right over here now we have to have to let the other
kids all right lock up
the equipment boys is there a charlie you're charlie con hi charlie nice to see
you how are you
good yeah what do you think all this it's good yeah
uh you go to ps144 yeah what grade are you in four you enjoy yourself there
yeah pretty good student
yeah do you ever misbehave yeah yeah oh all right uh charlie tell us your joke
what do you get when
you cross a dentist in a boat what do you get when you cross a dentist in a
boat the tooth fairy
oh the tooth fairy
thank you very much you have to stand next to peter now i'm sorry
cover yourself uh katie how are you good nice to see you katie how old are you
ten and a half
ten and a half you also get a ps144 are you out for the summer um not yet now
how will you spend
your summer at a pool club oh very very nice and good for you you you couldn't
be lovelier by
the way and i'm crazy about those earrings uh now katie you have a joke for us
yes okay let's hear it
what do you get with a thousand bunnies in a line jumping backwards that guy
over there
looks like to me
okay well we'll talk about your diet later so
uh what do you get when you what is it a thousand what do you call a thousand
what do you call a
thousand bunnies in a line jumping backwards i don't know a receding hairline a
receding hairline
thank you katie nice to see you how are we okay
ilana how do you do ilana good how how old are you six six years old so you're
in the first grade
no no you're in kindergarten in kindergarten wow very very advanced that you
would have a joke to
tell on a television show like this yeah do you enjoy do you enjoy kindergarten
yes okay are you
ready for your joke yes okay let's hear it ilana jacobs there's a little man in
my hands will you
please hold this jacket where is his jacket okay i'll hold it for you holding
the little man's jacket
what do you want him to do sing act or dance sing you want him to sing yes i'll
ask him all right
i'll give him a hundred dollars if he sings you want him to act yes i'd love
for him to act i'll ask him
he doesn't want to act this is like every meeting i've ever had with nbc
programming it's just
doesn't want to act do you want him to dance yes yes i would love for him to
dance okay please
do ask he doesn't want to dance what what should we do do you really believe
there's a little man in
my hand with all my heart
i do believe there's no i don't i'm sorry no with all my heart i don't believe
there's a man in your
head
leonard davis leonard so it's come down to this leonard nice to see you how are
you kind of a long
evening hasn't it uh you go to school with these kids leonard how old a person
are you 13 years old
and that puts you in third grade fourth grade fifth grade six in six i was just
getting to six
uh what how you gonna spend your summer leonard i don't know yet all right got
plenty of time to
think that over and uh you have a joke for us here tonight leonard okay what is
the difference between
a snowman and a snow woman what is the difference oh lord what is the
difference between a snowman and
a snow woman i have no idea snow balls
you know i i hate to see the kids working dirty oh
uh i i want to thank most of you for being here tonight uh we'll be right back
with the archangel
very very cute interesting kids it's one of those where occasionally you get a
glimpse into what it
might be like if you were something else just a little feeling of what it might
be like if you
were a teacher six minutes i'm exhausted could i say something quickly to the
kids of today to the young
kids work clean you kids as a kid you were that one on the end weren't you paul
i cannot tell a lot our next
guest.