Name: Roger Daltrey w/Spin Doctors, "Substitute" on Late Show, February 25, 1994 (st.)
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Roger Daltrey w/Spin Doctors, "Substitute" on Late Show, February 25, 1994 (st.)' from Don Giller on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-10-28. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Roger Daltrey w/Spin Doctors, "Substitute" on Late Show, February 25, 1994 (st.)' from Don Giller on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-10-28. Transcript available.

I think this is gonna be exciting this is nice to see you guys again yeah sure
come anytime our
next guest is a uh there he goes look at him sneaking off there he is that gutless
little weasel i knew he'd run out of here he's a scared i tell you our next
guest is a founding member of the legendary group the who saturday night you
can order up his pay-per-view special entitled adultery sings townsend here
folks performing with spin doctors roger daltry roger
you think we look pretty good together you think my shoes are made of better i'm
a substitute for another guy
i look pretty tall but my heels are hot except the things you see they're all
complicated i look pretty young but i'm just backdating here
so stick to your lines for fact i see right through your plastic man i was all
white but my devil's black
i find a good suit is
i'm born with a plastic spoon in my mouth
and i'm on the north side of my town based east and east and east was placed
inside
And when you cry, it's a genuine problem and you won't try. So look at all the
charges. That's it, that's it, that's it, that's it. Substitute me for him. I
go for Jim. Substitute me for my mom. And such stuff in my Washington.
I go for Jim.
You think we look pretty good together. You think my shoes are being leather.
But I'm a substitute for another guy. I look pretty tall but my heels are high.
Simple things you see, they're all complicated. I look pretty young but I'm
just back-takes it here.
Substitute me for him, substitute my coat for gin, substitute you for my mum,
and please stop getting my washing done.
Substitute your knives and flat, I see them through your plastic bag, I looked
all white when my dad was black, my final intruders leave me out of the sand.
Substitute your knives and flat, I see them through your clothes and the other
side.
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side.
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side.
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We used to have this little thing in the drums that used to explode the skin
and smoke would come out and everything else.
And we did the rehearsal.
And it came to the drum bit and it went...
So Moon thought, well, this is not good enough.
So we got hold of the pyrotechnic guy and the brandy and a few hundred dollars.
And by the end of the day, when it came to do the show, and on this show, the
same show, was Bette Davis, Mickey Rooney.
And Bette Davis was in full Elizabeth I costume.
And it came to our bit and we do My Generation and the guitar starts smashing
everything.
And here comes the drum and it went...
And the whole... There was bits of the studio falling down.
The drum... The biggest part of the drum kit left was about this big.
Moon had blood streaming out of his arm.
Pete Townsend's hair went straight up like that.
And was fried in position.
Bette Davis passed out and we thought she'd had a heart attack.
And Mickey Rooney was going...
They didn't ask us back.
Bette Davis actually traveled with The Who on a couple of the tours, didn't she?
Yes, yes.
Yes, in a box.
Now, no.
And the special, your pay-per-view special, is more of what we saw here tonight.
You and the Spin Doctors and many other musicians performing music, right?
Yeah.
Because I'm very lucky to be 50 next Tuesday.
No, you're 50?
Yeah.
Happy birthday.
And out of this big mouth, although I didn't write it, came probably the most
famous words in rock and roll.
I hope I die before I get old.
And, uh, God, I'm here.
I never thought I'd make it, but rock and roll gave me such a wonderful life
that I wanted to celebrate.
And the show is...
The pay-per-view is the celebration.
Saturday night.
Sounds like a great evening.
Roger, good to see you.
Thank you very much for being here.
Thank you very much.
We'll be right back, folks.
We'll be right back.
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The changing had to come.
We knew it all alone.
We were liberated from the fore.
That's all.
The world looks just the same.
And history hasn't changed.
Cause the banners, they are blown in the last war.
I tear my hat to the new constitution.
Take a bar for the new revolution.
Love and dream changed all around.
Make up like it's hard to play.
Just like yesterday.
And I'll get on my knees, I pray.
We don't get fooled again.
Don't get fooled again.
Love it all.
Move myself and my family's side.
Give me have it to be left behind the line.
I'll get on my head, look my smile in the sky.
I know that they're hypnotized and alive.
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You think we look pretty good together.
You think my shoes are made of leather.
But I'm a substitute for another guy.
I look pretty tall but my heels are high.
The simple things you see they're all complicated.
I look pretty young but I'm just back dating, yeah.
So speak to your lines for facts.
I see right through your plastic man.
I look all white but my devil's black.
I find a little suit is really weird on the sand.
I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth.
From the north side of my town face,
east and east through space and south.
And I stare at you with me in the eye.
There's crocodile tears in what you drive.
There's a genuine problem and you won't try.
To work it out and talk to you.
That's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it.
That's it, that's it, that's it.
Washington.
You think we look pretty good together?
You think my shoes are being leather?
But I'm a substitute for nothing I'm not pretty tall and my heels are high.
Simple things you see, they're all complicated.
I'm not pretty young, but I'm just back to get to the end.
Substitute me for you.
Substitute my cove for gin.
Substitute you for my mum.
I can't stop getting my washing done.
Substitute your knives and facts.
I see you run through your plastic bags.
I looked on white when my dad was black.
I find a big suit is to leave me on the side.
Thank you.

Roger Daltrey w/Spin Doctors, "Substitute" on Late Show, February 25, 1994 (st.)

I think this is gonna be exciting this is nice to see you guys again yeah sure
come anytime our
next guest is a uh there he goes look at him sneaking off there he is that gutless
little weasel i knew he'd run out of here he's a scared i tell you our next
guest is a founding member of the legendary group the who saturday night you
can order up his pay-per-view special entitled adultery sings townsend here
folks performing with spin doctors roger daltry roger
you think we look pretty good together you think my shoes are made of better i'm
a substitute for another guy
i look pretty tall but my heels are hot except the things you see they're all
complicated i look pretty young but i'm just backdating here
so stick to your lines for fact i see right through your plastic man i was all
white but my devil's black
i find a good suit is
i'm born with a plastic spoon in my mouth
and i'm on the north side of my town based east and east and east was placed
inside
And when you cry, it's a genuine problem and you won't try. So look at all the
charges. That's it, that's it, that's it, that's it. Substitute me for him. I
go for Jim. Substitute me for my mom. And such stuff in my Washington.
I go for Jim.
You think we look pretty good together. You think my shoes are being leather.
But I'm a substitute for another guy. I look pretty tall but my heels are high.
Simple things you see, they're all complicated. I look pretty young but I'm
just back-takes it here.
Substitute me for him, substitute my coat for gin, substitute you for my mum,
and please stop getting my washing done.
Substitute your knives and flat, I see them through your plastic bag, I looked
all white when my dad was black, my final intruders leave me out of the sand.
Substitute your knives and flat, I see them through your clothes and the other
side.
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side.
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We used to have this little thing in the drums that used to explode the skin
and smoke would come out and everything else.
And we did the rehearsal.
And it came to the drum bit and it went...
So Moon thought, well, this is not good enough.
So we got hold of the pyrotechnic guy and the brandy and a few hundred dollars.
And by the end of the day, when it came to do the show, and on this show, the
same show, was Bette Davis, Mickey Rooney.
And Bette Davis was in full Elizabeth I costume.
And it came to our bit and we do My Generation and the guitar starts smashing
everything.
And here comes the drum and it went...
And the whole... There was bits of the studio falling down.
The drum... The biggest part of the drum kit left was about this big.
Moon had blood streaming out of his arm.
Pete Townsend's hair went straight up like that.
And was fried in position.
Bette Davis passed out and we thought she'd had a heart attack.
And Mickey Rooney was going...
They didn't ask us back.
Bette Davis actually traveled with The Who on a couple of the tours, didn't she?
Yes, yes.
Yes, in a box.
Now, no.
And the special, your pay-per-view special, is more of what we saw here tonight.
You and the Spin Doctors and many other musicians performing music, right?
Yeah.
Because I'm very lucky to be 50 next Tuesday.
No, you're 50?
Yeah.
Happy birthday.
And out of this big mouth, although I didn't write it, came probably the most
famous words in rock and roll.
I hope I die before I get old.
And, uh, God, I'm here.
I never thought I'd make it, but rock and roll gave me such a wonderful life
that I wanted to celebrate.
And the show is...
The pay-per-view is the celebration.
Saturday night.
Sounds like a great evening.
Roger, good to see you.
Thank you very much for being here.
Thank you very much.
We'll be right back, folks.
We'll be right back.
We'll be right back.
We'll be right back.
We'll be right back.
We'll be right back.
We'll be right back.
We'll be right back.
We'll be right back.
The changing had to come.
We knew it all alone.
We were liberated from the fore.
That's all.
The world looks just the same.
And history hasn't changed.
Cause the banners, they are blown in the last war.
I tear my hat to the new constitution.
Take a bar for the new revolution.
Love and dream changed all around.
Make up like it's hard to play.
Just like yesterday.
And I'll get on my knees, I pray.
We don't get fooled again.
Don't get fooled again.
Love it all.
Move myself and my family's side.
Give me have it to be left behind the line.
I'll get on my head, look my smile in the sky.
I know that they're hypnotized and alive.
I'll get on my head, look my smile in the sky.
I know that they're hypnotized and alive.
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