Name: Dennis Rodman Remote on Late Show, November 15, 1996
Uploaded: 2018-11-14T21:15:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dennis Rodman Remote on Late Show, November 15, 1996' from Don Giller on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-11-14. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dennis Rodman Remote on Late Show, November 15, 1996' from Don Giller on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-11-14. Transcript available.

One of the best parts about travel, and I, by the way, I believe, seriously,
travel is the best investment one can make in oneself.
And whenever we travel, and we've been doing a lot of it here lately with The
Late Show,
what I do, I like to come into town a couple of days early, call up a really
good old friend,
and just spend a day or two goofing around town.
That's exactly what I did. Here, watch the videotape. I'll be right back.
Well, now, when I get the blues, gonna get me a rock and chill.
Well, now, when I get the blues, gonna get me a rock and chill.
And the blues overtake me on the rock right away from here.
Now, when I get lonesome, I get on the telephone.
Now, when I get lonesome, I get on the telephone.
Well, I call my baby, tell her, on my way back home.
Well, flip, flop, and fly.
I don't care if I die.
Flip, flop, and fly.
I don't care if I die.
Don't ever leave me, don't ever say goodbye.
Give me one last kiss, hold it a long, long time.
Give me one last kiss, hold it a long, long time.
Well, hold that kiss till it's been in my head like wine.
Well, here come my baby, flashin' a new gold tooth.
Stop the music.
Stop the mu-
We can make this much funnier.
Well, here come my baby, flashin' a new gold tooth.
Well, here come my baby, flashin' a new gold tooth.
Well, she's so small, she can marvel in a payphone booth.
I don't care if I die.
I don't care if I die.
Don't ever leave me, don't ever say goodbye.
Give me one last kiss, hold it a long, long time.
Okay, this is the moment you've been waiting for.
Finally, you get to meet your long-lost twin brother from Kingston, Ontario.
Say hello to Matt Schaefer.
Oh, you're kidding.
Matt!
Matt!
I can't believe it!
Oh, you're so big!
Look at you!
Oh, my God!
Oh, you're big!
Oh, you look great!
I got so many women, I don't know which way to jump.
I got so many women, I don't know which way to jump.
I got so many women, I don't know which way to jump.
I got so many women, I don't know which way to jump.
I got so many women, I got so many women, I don't know which way to jump.
I got so many women, I don't know which way to jump.
I got so many women, I got so many women, I got so many women, I don't know
which way to jump.
Ladies and gentlemen, if the show goes really well, and if you folks continue
to be a delightful audience,
maybe, maybe, at the end of the show, I'll put the dress back on.
We'll be right back with the Chicago Top 10 list, Ann and Petra.