Name: Spy Magazine Hit List, December 2, 1992
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Spy Magazine Hit List, December 2, 1992' from Don Giller on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-11-24. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Spy Magazine Hit List, December 2, 1992' from Don Giller on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-11-24. Transcript available.

Spy Magazine Hit List, December 2, 1992

Wake up, New York.
Good morning, everyone.
With Matt Lauer, Jane Hanson, and Joe Witte.
Here's how your day's getting started.
Today in New York.
She makes mistakes. I correct them.
News, weather, and information to start your day.
It's gonna be a gorgeous day.
Plus, up to the minute traffic reports you can count on.
Matt, Jane, and Joe.
If we didn't get along as well as we do,
getting up at 3 in the morning would be a nightmare.
Today in New York.
Weekday mornings at 6.
Only on WNBC.
For New York.
The latest on New York Jet, Dennis Byrd's surgery at 11.
Law & Order will return next week with an all-new episode.
Now stay tuned for this NBC special presentation.
What a dazzling evening.
Celebrities from the worlds of show business, politics, infotainment.
The stars have all come out tonight for Spy Magazine's Hit List.
Oh, here comes Demi Moore with her husband, former actor Bruce Willis.
And here's Arnold.
He's a Kennedy.
Oh, it's the always outrageous Madonna in her underwear.
That ought to win to replace in tonight's top 100 for sure.
This is really a mob scene in the very best sense of the word.
Let's move inside the auditorium.
And look, it's lovable Pat from Saturday Night Live.
Ladies and gentlemen, I can't believe it.
It's the king of pop himself, Mr. Michael Jackson.
And here's your announcer for the evening, Mr. Bill Malone.
Welcome to the 1992 Spy Magazine Hit List.
This is the real thing.
This isn't Dana Carvey.
A countdown of the 100 most annoying and alarming people at events of 1992.
The show does not need to be balanced with equal time.
Why?
Because I am equal time.
Not.
It did not cost the taxpayers a dime.
He's got a lot of talent.
Lesbian school trucker.
He has handled this situation as a disgrace.
Yes, I was Bill Clinton's robber for 12 years.
Starring Mary Tyler Moore.
From In Living Color, David Alan Greer.
Harry Shearer.
From Studs, Mark DiCarlo.
The Brady Bunch is Barry Williams.
From Spinal Tap, Derek Smalls.
Wren and Stimpy.
Wayne Newton, John Mashiach Jr.
And from Seinfeld, your host, Julia Louis-Dreyfus.
Hi.
Hello.
Good evening.
Wow.
You all got dressed up.
You look really nice.
Tonight, we are going to take a look back at 1992.
The strangest year of a strange era.
I mean, just think of all the historic changes that we've seen lately.
1989, the Berlin Wall comes down.
1991, the USSR crumbles.
1992, Ted Kennedy sobers up and gets married.
Unprecedented.
So, this evening, we are going to rank the most annoying
events and people of the past year.
Of course, it's only the beginning of December, so a lot more could still
happen.
Elton John might decide to do a coffee table book about his erotic fantasies.
It could turn out that Millie actually did write that book or Paul Prudhomme
could explode.
But on the bright side, 1992 has already produced thousands of appalling people
and events.
Yes, you already saw the first bunch of entries in our countdown, so let's keep
moving with our next item, one which we think will annoy and alarm you.
Here's the story of a moody lady who was raising up a multi-ethnic horde.
Some of them had special needs, like their mother, who wanted even more.
Then the lady met a man named Woody, who was busy indulging neuroses.
Soon, their family was almost bigger than Ethel Kennedy's.
Till the day this lady found some nudie pictures, Woody knew that it was much
more than a hunch.
He'd rather sleep with his cute staff daughter.
That's the way they all broke up the Farrow, Preven, Allen Bunch.
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That's the way they broke up the Farrow, Preven, Allen Bunch.
Here are a few more particularly annoying and appalling items, followed by some
commercials.
The commercials are the ones without the numbers on them.
The Farrow, Preven, Allen Bunch.
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This year, Americans were called upon to make an historic decision.
Black Americans, white Americans, Hispanic Americans, Asian Americans, all of
us came
together and voted for the Elvis stamp of our choosing.
Freedom.
Freedom.
Excuse me.
And now we have another chance to put democracy into action.
It's our new celebrity stamp.
Part of what we hope becomes a post office series commemorating our talk show
heritage.
It's the Oprah Winfrey stamp.
This time, there are three choices.
We would like to know which one you like.
The original, Fat Oprah, Thin Oprah, or finally, the Oprah Fatigans.
Join us now for the most unique, most exciting, most revealing show on
television, Love Phone
with Jessica Hahn.
Hi, girls.
How you doing?
Fine.
Feel like sharing your fantasies with us.
We'll take long drives together and who knows where we'll end up.
A guy who likes to take long walks in the summer.
And make popcorn.
And take long walks.
Go for a long walk on the beach.
And our perfect date would be a nice long walk on the beach.
A guy who likes to take long walks.
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