Name: "True Tales From the Old West" Collection on Late Show, 2009-12
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video '"True Tales From the Old West" Collection on Late Show, 2009-12' from Don Giller on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-10-11. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video '"True Tales From the Old West" Collection on Late Show, 2009-12' from Don Giller on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-10-11. Transcript available.

"True Tales From the Old West" Collection on Late Show, 2009-12

I get a feeling I'm just gonna take a guess here you people do you like true
tales how about the Old West do you like the old way huh let me go one step
farther do you like true tales from the old way talking our language you're
talking our language all right finally somebody's singing your song is that
what
you're saying yeah well tonight this is great we have one of the greats here we
put together a little segment it's something we call true tales from the
Old West with Bob BB Bobberson one of the great Old West true tale tellers of
all time are you ready I'm ready Alan take us away time once again for true
tales from the Old West with America's foremost Old West storyteller Bob BB
Bobberson one day old 10 maybe 20 years ago I was punching cows down the old
flying D with the pontoon brother and one of them says to me hey BB there's a
guy
up in Manitoba running 40,000 head looking for a hand with Brandon so I says
hey
Curly is that right and Curly says you bet BB so I hit him hard as I could with
a
big old heavy steel pole and I killed him I took his boots and I caught a ride
up to
Manitoba and I seen this guy sitting on his horse all puffed up like he'd been
poisoned and I says hey you better unsense that critter or he's gonna blow the
guy
looked at me like I was nuts and I am and he says okay that was 58 59
this has been true tales from the Old West with America's foremost Old West
storyteller Bob BB Bobberson we'll be right back
there was something that's great isn't it yeah something stirring about that I
think that
guy's nuts ladies gentlemen time once again for another true tales from the Old
West with Bob BB Bobberson time once again for true tales from the Old West
with America's
foremost Old West storyteller Bob BB Bobberson a couple years ago when Harry
Truman was president me and some of
the boys down at the four sixes got to thinking about running 10,000 head out
west of Yuma just for
something to do so I called up the Donover brothers and I asked could they
bring a string of Bronx out to show
me for the trip all the way down Gary the middle boy falls out of his truck
making a left turn and
kills himself so when they get to our place they're all like well that happened
so now what I told you
just give me them Bronx and get out of my way next morning me and the boys left
at dawn we got to the
river and it's all flooded so we tied the Bronx to a cottonwood and slipped
them across 18 drowning it
so we got back to the 46 the old man says how'd you boys get so wet
this has been true tales from the Old West with America's foremost Old West
storyteller
Bob BB Bobberson we'll be right back
I'd like to have the entire collection would you
I'd really like to have that we'll be right back with Matthew Perry ladies
guess what ladies gentlemen we looked through the pack and we found another one
it's time once again
just just call time life when we're done and they'll send you the whole
collection
once again another true tale from the Old West with Bob BB Bobberson time once
again for true
tales from the Old West with America's foremost Old West storyteller Bob BB Bobberson
here's the story I like to tell about a deal that went gunny sack on us when we
was just outside of
Santa Fe working rough stock at the old quarter circle rock and bar t6 lazy
nine double xl I had a big
old style you named a billy I hit with my truck outside of flagstaff billy
never been rolled and lost his
teeth eating hand grenades at the old park city armory so this guy leon says to
me hey bb how's about
that twenty dollars you owe me and I said that's right I'll tell you what I'll
let you have billy and we'll
call it square so he takes old billy and walks him out to the barn and billy
starts to
scream and holler and blow up and buck and I called jim in from the wagon and
he says hey jim
take a look at this wreck and he laughs great big and I'll laugh great big and
then billy butts
leon off and stomps him dead
this has been true tales from the old west with America's foremost old west
storyteller
bob bb bobberson we'll be right back all right we'll be right back with alicia
cusbert ladies and
so i i i i think everybody uh is loves the old west whether you know it or not
you love it and uh
it's a there's some as there's a romance uh to the old west i mean it's a it's
a part of uh our culture
that is uh is diminishing now still alive in some parts of the country but true
do you love true tales
from the old west oh who doesn't i uh we got out we had a uh a meeting and an
intern came up with this
idea and he said uh i uh i don't know why there was an intern in the meeting uh
but he he said you
should get this guy on this uh bob uh bb bobberson get him on his name is bob
bob yeah bb bobberson bob bb
bobberson right they said get him on and he's the the world's uh the most
famous uh well-known uh
old west storyteller so ladies and gentlemen get ready i think you're going to
enjoy this time now
for true tales from the old west with bob bb bobberson bob take it away
time once again for true tales from the old west with america's foremost old
west storyteller bob bb
bobberson one time when i was on a crew moving cows south of durango we've been
out 14 maybe 15 days
and cookie the old boy cooking grub gets all sideways because kenny the boy who
eats bullets tells cookie
how bad the chow is so cookie beats him to death with a rock two days later i
was so hungry i ate a treat
and all i could say was thanks a lot kenny
this has been true tales from the old west with america's foremost old west
storyteller bob bb
bobberson we'll be right back ladies and gentlemen we'll be right back with the
fabulous regis philbin
hey do you like uh i'm trying tony but he won't look do you like uh true tales
from the old west
tales from the old west is good yeah you know what i uh i know that fella there
let's see some more
okay let's see more time once again for true tales from the old west with america's
foremost old west
story teller bob bb bobberson 14 years ago yesterday i was pulling fence
outside of cody in the old double
w spread i was riding old three legs he was a mean horse i called him three
legs because he only had three
legs some kind of explosion or infection or accident or thing like that so i
get on them just as a big old
rattle snake crawls up his nose and i get tossed into baxter county two days
later i come to and kenny
from the lazy ibm comes by and says hey bb you get bucked off and i says you
got that right boy we laughed
about that one this has been key tales from the old west with america's
foremost old west storyteller
bob bb bobberson we'll be right back that's right that's good huh that was
great you see that beautiful
sky oh magnificent we'll be right back with regis philbin ladies and gentlemen
you know what i love it's a summer time and everybody when it gets to be nice
and warm
outside summer in a couple of weeks you start thinking about the old west are
you with me
and uh i i'll tell you what i'm a real sucker for is great it seems like all
the great stories come out
of the old west and we found a guy we have some people gave us a call and we
found a guy he is the
foremost uh storyteller of true tales these are all true stories from the old
west and he's here with
us tonight and what a way to kick off the the summer season and get you feeling
good no better way than
true tales from the old west here now say hello to our good friend bob bb bobberson
bob take it away
time once again for true tales from the old west with america's foremost old
west storyteller
bob bb bobberson one time me and rodney k limp cat and his brother rodney was
working on the
triple a south of burke burnett rodney says to me hey bob can you bust a bronc
without pants
so i says yeah i believe i can so i get that old bronc ain't never been road
named stomp your guts out
so we brung him into the round pen and just as i was getting my pants off that
old horse goes nuts and
stomps rodney and his brother flat so i buckled back up and started screaming
for help but everybody's dead
this has been true tales from the old west with america's foremost old west
storyteller
bob bb bobberson we'll be right back the word picture i mean that guy really is
a very very vivid oh
man i love love stuff like that he's the real deal exactly right
time once again for true tales from the old west with america's foremost old
west storyteller
bob bb bobberson i remember one time heck must have been 12 years ago fella
comes into town and starts
spending like nobody's business he bought some boots bought a shirt and bought
himself a hat and he comes out of the
store and says what do you think and i said not bad just then a bus blowed up
and it killed him
this has been true tales from the old west with america's foremost old west
storyteller
bob bb bobberson we'll be right back
you know i don't know if you know anything about the television and well
neither do i but we uh
on this show i don't know i can't speak for other shows nothing is left to
chance there are no accidents
no coincidences on this show on this show because everything is a focus group
structure oh we take
every we break it down minute to minute we run it in front focus by a focus
group okay we hate that we
hate that we hate that we hate that we hate that it's multiple and and if they
like something then
then we there you go gravitate on right so uh what we found out over the years
is people and myself
included put me at the top of this list love stories true stories from the old
west
no yes i'm one don't you everybody yeah i think we all i think i speak for all
of us so uh after
they ran the focus group we went out and we said well who is the foremost uh
the storyteller uh true
tales from the old west we found the guy his name is bob bobberson his and he's
known as bb
bob bb bobberson because that's right and he's a fantastic he has nothing but
wonderful stories about
the old west so here now ladies and gentlemen if we have time for it now after
that introduction i think
that maybe we have time no we do time now for true tales from the old west with
bob bb bobberson
is anybody here old enough to remember the hop tailman brothers well then you
know how good they was
at busting bronx so one day we was waiting for a dust storm to blow through
this is way down on the old
flying connie so verne jumpers there's the hop tailman brothers to chase curly
the biggest horse i ever
saw into town with a d8 john the dumb one is all wound up wanting to go hot
bean it into town and
everybody's kind of warmed up finally i pulled out my 30-odd six and let a
little lead fly and i says
maybe that ain't such a good idea that's a true story
this has been true tales from the old west with america's foremost old west
storyteller
bob bb bobberson we'll be right back
i just want to say is it possible that martin short may be the most
entertaining man in the world it is
not only possible it is a confirmed fact sir a confirmed fact what a show he's
the greatest
what a show comes on a little uh talk show puts on a thing and it's
unbelievable yeah it's a high
note at the end and he's out of here i um i said to him backstage can is there
anything we can do for
you i mean you have given and given and given to us the the gift of joy and
entertainment is there
anything we can do for you uh hoping he would have nothing to say what what did
he say and he said
you know what he says i love uh true tales of the old west and i said really i
said you know what we
got a guy uh the greatest uh true tale of the old west storyteller bob bobberson
we do bob bb
bobberson this guy is the america's foremost uh teller of great stories from
the old west and martin said
well there you go the the ledger is balanced thank you very much oh so tonight
ladies and gentlemen
another true tale from the old west with bob bb bobberson bob take it away time
once again for true tales from the old
west with america's foremost old west storyteller bob 