Name: "Watermelon" - Leo Kottke live, May 1971, & Don/Tad live, November 1972
Uploaded: 2019-12-03T05:52:18.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video '"Watermelon" - Leo Kottke live, May 1971, & Don/Tad live, November 1972' from Don Giller on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-12-03. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video '"Watermelon" - Leo Kottke live, May 1971, & Don/Tad live, November 1972' from Don Giller on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-12-03. Transcript available.

Did you know that a freshwater fish, let's see how does this go, wait a minute,
a freshwater
fish, a freshwater fish, I don't know if you'll be interested in this or not, a
freshwater
fish urinates constantly, and a saltwater fish almost never urinates, I'll let
you think
about that and tell you the answer later, the fish, oh the fish, yeah I forgot
about that,
the reason that happens is, you're really going to feel like fools when I tell
you, I'm
going to feel like a fool if I can't remember it, in a freshwater fish, for
instance a trout,
the inside of the fish is a lot more saline than the water it's in, so it has
to pee all
time or the salt in it's system will bloat it up and it will float to the
surface.
Geez.
And vice versa.
And vice versa.
And vice versa.
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The next tune is called "Watermelon."
If anybody can hear me.
It's called "Watermelon."
Leo Kotke.
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