Name: Tracy King's Stupid Human Trick on Late Show, November 17, 1993
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tracy King's Stupid Human Trick on Late Show, November 17, 1993' from Don Giller on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-02-20. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tracy King's Stupid Human Trick on Late Show, November 17, 1993' from Don Giller on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-02-20. Transcript available.

what a delightful woman though yes sir re all right let's get on to our final
participant for the evening Tracy King ladies and gentlemen Tracy King
Tracy how are you nice to see you sir come on out here where are you from Tracy
East Greenwich Rhode Island East Greenwich Rhode Island Rhode Island yeah
Rhode Island is a beautiful state isn't it about this big yeah it's a tiny
little
state what do you what do you do in Rhode Island I drive a tractor trailer all
right and make a good living doing that oh yeah bulk English muffins stink but
it's a living you know I'm sorry I didn't understand a word you said I drive
for
Mrs. Cavanaugh's I ship bulk English muffins oh English muffins English muffins
English muffins by the bulk yeah oh that that's how they're best boy you get a
English muffins by the trailer and any but is it is it like long-haul stuff you
go
across the country I go through Mass Connecticut so you're on the road all
the time you're like the last maybe morning oh you're home every morning good
for you all right well let's see what we have here Tracy we have a canoe we
have
a piano anything you can do for us here tonight
I go with the canoe all right what are you gonna do with the canoe I'm gonna
balance it on my chin
it gets lonely on the road is that what it is
you have what appears to be like a 16 foot fiberglass canoe and they're fairly
heavy and
unwieldy to say the least you're gonna balance it on your chin yes all right
Anton drumroll can
we do anything else for it just give a sec I gotta flip it over and I'm gonna
have you put your foot in front of it so that I can stand up on it okay
anything I can do to help you want a little calc for your chin
okay all right go ahead Tracy you tell me what to do all right he's got the rag
in
his mouth okay let me give you a hand with that
just uh put your foot right there so I can walk it up on it okay all right move
it a little bit so just adjust your foot okay I know these are heavy I used to
I used to own a canoe
what happened well I I don't know you think I'd have a story wouldn't you
it my goodness ah hey now you you've injured me twice okay all right how you
doing are you gonna put this on your chin
it's like that old joke what if what if people are really now just tuning in
and
they see this is it the hell is he doing okay do what okay drum roll
be careful be very careful
oh okay all right I'm right here Tracy
Oh, my God.
Put that down.
Tracy King.
My God.
Unbelievable.
Can I give you a T-shirt?
Yeah.
What?
You're my new hero.
We'll take care of it afterwards.
We'll give you one.
You all right?
I've got two canoes I can do.
Very impressive.
Let's take a look at this man alive.
The man with a canoe on his chin, ladies and gentlemen.
Thank you very much, Tracy.
Good luck to you.
You're the hitter of the night.
Good to see you.
Tracy King, ladies and gentlemen.
There you have it.
We're going to do a commercial.
We'll be right back here with John Levitz.
Nice going.
Thank you.