Name: The Cape Thing Collection on Late Show, 2002-2004
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Cape Thing Collection on Late Show, 2002-2004' from Don Giller on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-03-21. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Cape Thing Collection on Late Show, 2002-2004' from Don Giller on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-03-21. Transcript available.

The Cape Thing Collection on Late Show, 2002-2004

Let's talk about your historical documentary.
Oh, yeah.
It's a tour of Washington?
It's a tour of the monuments and the memorials in Washington.
It's going to be on the History Channel on the 26th of November.
And it's about why we memorialize and why we create monuments
and how they connect us to our past
and how they shape our vision of the present
and what it means to put these things in a place
that become, to a certain extent, sacred ground.
And I love it.
And it's a great show, and I want you all to watch it,
and I'll know if you don't.
Wait a minute. How will you know?
How will you know if they don't?
Yeah, I see.
You'll badmouth each and every member of the audience if they don't.
That's right.
But this is particularly near and dear to your heart
because you are an historian of sorts, right?
Well, yeah, I love history.
I love to read history, and I love to try to figure it out.
And what it says about us,
someone once said that the child is the father to the man
and that the only way to understand an adult
is to go back to his childhood.
Well, that's true of the human race.
And so I'm constantly enthralled with our tale, our saga, our...
Which do you prefer?
If you have a preference of American history or world history, what...
Lately, it's American history.
Last, I would say, ten years, it's American history.
Are you one of these guys who knows everything about the Civil War
and things like that?
Yes.
No, don't quiz me.
The education of Max Bickford here at CBS on Sunday nights.
Sunday nights, the preemption of Max Bickford.
Oh, no.
Yes.
Nine o'clock is what it is?
No, it's gone at eight o'clock.
Eight o'clock.
Eight o'clock.
Sometimes it's on at nine o'clock, actually.
I don't really understand why.
Well, good luck with that, and enjoy your dinner with the audience tonight.
Well, thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
It's a pleasure to everybody.
Thank you.
We'll be back with Brett Buckley.
Thank you.
I just got to hear, hear you say, it's all right.
Come on, let's flash it down.
I'm going to hurt myself as well.
Is that any way for a man to carry on?
Whoa, you think he wants a little love won't go?
Atta boy.
Paul, I got a Joan Schaefer.
I'll just follow through the map.
Man.
This is from the Richard Dreyfus?
Yeah, the title of that album.
You are very good.
Yeah, we have to have to try.
You are very, very good.
We'll be right back with Tom Papa, everybody.
But love, trust, and understand.
I know that I can be part of you no one else would say.
I just got to hear, please say, it's all right.
And if I ever hurt you.
You know, I hurt myself as well.
Is there any way for a man to carry on?
I think he wants his little love won't go.
Try to tell you.
I love you, babe.
I love you.
Very nice.
You all right?
Yeah, I'm all right.
You seem a little down.
I got the blues.
Very nice.
Very nice.
God bless you, Dave.
I will never, ever be able to repay your generosity.
Thank you very much.
Happy anniversary.
Regis Philbin.
We'll be right back with Stephen Wright.
I'm only flesh and blood.
But I can be anything that you do, babe.
I could be president of General Motors, babe.
Or just...
If I ever leave you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Paul Schaefer.
You know what we gotta do?
The next time...
That's great.
The next time you do that,
you work your way out into the center of the stage
and you have kind of like a breakdown
and then I'll come out from the wings with a cape.
With a cape?
Now you're talking.
I'll put the cape over you.
Now you're talking.
And then you...
But I can't go.
I can't go.
I gotta come back.
That'll be great.
I love you too much.
Let's do that.
Now I feel like we've got something to do
for the next 20 years.
Ah.
Ah.
The lovely Cookie Roberts, everybody.
We'll be right back with All the Bells.
The love, trust, and understand
I know that I can be
Part of you that no one else can see
I just gotta hear
Hear you say
Come on, baby
Or just a tiny little grain of sand
Is that any way for a man to
Carry on?
Think he wants
His little love won't go
I'm trying to tell you
You're all right, Paul?
Beautiful.
You're great, Paul.
You all right, Paul?
Yeah, why?
Sound like you may have
A little touch of the blues.
Blues?
I got a little
I got Grammy Award winner
Paul Schaefer right there.
Thanks for a minute.
Grammy Award, Mr. Big Shot.
Country.
It's the medal.
We'll be right back
With Jim Gaffigan, everybody.
Any kind of man
Here's the answer to tonight's Late Show
Dave's Uncle Earl served 14 months in a minimum security prison for selling
counterfeit Disney merchandise out of his basement.
This has been the Late Show Affleck Insurance trivia question.
You can say I told you so.
You can say I told you so.
And I'm going to have you.
- -I can say I hurt myself, hurt myself as well.
-Well, Schaefer, everybody. -Ah, thank you so much.
-How about that? -I got the blues.
I got the blues. -Pretty good.
-Carls Grodin, everybody.
We'll be right back.
I love you!
I love you, baby!
I love you more!
I love you more than you'll ever know!
I love you, baby!
I love you!
I love you, baby!
I love you more than you'll ever know!
I love you more than you'll ever know!
I love you more than you'll ever know!
I love you more than you'll ever know!
I love you more than you'll ever know!
I love you more than you'll ever know!
I love you more than you'll ever know!
I love you more than you'll ever know!
I love you, baby!
I love you, baby!
I love you, baby!
I love you, baby!
Great Paul Schaefer, everybody!
- -How are you doing?
-Hey, Paul.
-Hey, Paul.
-Yeah.
-Everything okay at home?
-Why do you ask?
Why do you ask?
I think we've got an act now!
Oh, it's wonderful!
Oh, yeah!
And then the...
Oh!
Snake Lady comes out, forget it!
I love you more than you'll ever know!
I love you!
I love you, baby!
I love you more than you'll ever know, baby!
I love you more than you'll ever know!
I love you more than you'll ever know!
I love you more than you'll ever know!
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I love you more than you'll ever know!
I love you more than you'll ever know!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
All right!
Well, thank you, Paul!
Did your prescription run out?
Something happened. I don't know what happened.
Nice to see you again!
I love you more than you'll ever know!
I love you more than you'll ever know!
I love you more than you'll ever know!
I love you more than you'll ever know!
I love you more than you'll ever know!
I love you more than you'll ever know!
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Where was I?
I'm sorry you have to see that!
That was pretty exciting!
That's very exciting!
The very definition of excitement!
Oh, boy!
Yeah!
Well, listen, have a lovely time down there in Houston!
Thank you very much!
Hope you come back again!
Very nice job!
Mark Maron, everybody!
We'll be right back!
I love you more than you'll ever know!
I love you more than you'll ever know!
I love you!
I love you!
I love you, baby!
I love you more than you love me
I love you more than you love me
I love you more than you love me
I love you more than you love me
I love you more than you love me
I love you more than you love me
Thank you very much
I love you more than you love me
I love you more than you love me
I love you more than you love me
I love you more than you love me
I love you more than you love me
I love you more than you love me
I love you more than you love me
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I love you more than you love me
Nice job with the cape
That was pretty good cape work, wasn't it?
Yeah, nice cape work
Nice to see you again
How you doing?
I'm good
Did you get the apple out of your throat?
Yes, I finally did, I think
I'll check later
I love you
I love you, baby
One, two, three
I told you so many times before
I love you
I love you
I told you, baby
I love you more
I love you more than you love me
I love you more than you love me
Baby, baby
I love you, baby
I love you, baby
I love you, baby
I love you, baby
We'll be right back.
Yeah, that's right.
I love you, baby.
One, two, three.
I told you so many times before.
I know.
I love you.
I love you, baby.
Oh, I love you more, more than you'll ever know.
Baby, baby, baby, baby.
I love you, baby, baby, more than you'll ever know.
Wow.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, I love you, baby.
Oh, I love you, baby.
Okay.
Now, ladies and gentlemen, performing the song from the new CD, The Rising, is
Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band.
I love you, baby, baby.
I love you more than you'll ever know.
Wow.
I love you, baby.
I love you, baby.
I love you!
Everything all right at home, Paul?
I got the blues, man.
I know.
Baby!
I'm a man with a temperament of love.
Love!
Love!
Baby, baby, baby!
Love!
There you go!
Thank you very much, Paul.
You all right?
I'll be all right.
Maybe your sinuses.
Nice job on the cape.
See, that's perfect.
Thank you.
That's perfect.
I enjoy it, thank you.
Yeah, you're not acting it, you're living it.
Right there, exactly, yeah.
Baby, I love you more than you'll ever know.
I love you.
I love you, baby.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
Baby, baby, baby.
I'm a man.
I'm lost.
Lost in the wilderness.
I'm lost.
Baby, baby, baby, I'm a man, I'm lost, lost in the wilderness, I'm lost.
I'm lost, lost in bitterness, lost, baby, I love you more.
Yeah, nice going, Paul.
Auntie.
Yeah, how about that?
Auntie on Kate tonight.
You can say I told you so.
And if I hurt you, it just means I hurt myself as well.
Is there any way for a man to carry on?
You think he wants his little love for God?
Try to tell you I love you, babe.
I love you, babe.
I love you more than you'll ever know.
I love you.
I love you, baby.
I told you so many times before.
I love you.
I love you, babe.
I love you, babe.
I love you, babe.
I'm a man.
I'm a man.
Well, I told you, babe.
I'll tell you all about me. I'll tell you all about me. Baby, baby, baby. I
love you, baby. More than you'll ever know.
Thank you very much, Paul. Justin Timberlake on Kate. That was a big trophy. I
thought he did a nice job. It was gr