Name: Pat, Kenny, & Frisbees on Letterman, July 24, 2000
Uploaded: 2020-10-31T02:09:27.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Pat, Kenny, & Frisbees on Letterman, July 24, 2000' from Don Giller on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-10-31. Transcript available. An idea that didn't go as hoped.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Pat, Kenny, & Frisbees on Letterman, July 24, 2000' from Don Giller on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-10-31. Transcript available. An idea that didn't go as hoped.

You want to try one more? Oh, here, here, I forgot to tell you this. I don't
know what's the matter with it. We got Kenny Sheehan and Pat Farmer, stagehands
here, out on 53rd Street. They're on, they're going to, we thought it's
summertime. It's a nice day. We'll have them play frisbee back and forth across
53rd Street up in there. But we, we, in choosing buildings, we got one that was
pretty high and then one that was pretty low. I think it's Roseland is where
Kenny is and then Pat, I think, is on the Ed Sullivan Theater building. And Pat,
you know, he can wing him down there all day, but Kenny, he's having,
so it doesn't, it's like, but we thought, here, let's try one. Let's see what
this is. There's Pat. Hey, Pat, how you doing?
All right, go ahead, Pat. Okay. Look at this. That's a pretty good shot.
Uh-oh. Lawsuit! Lawsuit! Now, honestly, take a look at the difference in the,
we thought this would work. Look at the difference in the elevation here.
All right, that's, that's got money.
Oh!
I'm going to take a catapult there.
Oh!
Why couldn't we?
Okay.
Why couldn't, why couldn't they just go down to 53rd Street and one, one on one
side of the street,
one on the other side of the street, they could play frisbee all damn day.
Okay, I think we've seen enough of that.
We got, we got one building a thousand feet high and another building 20 feet
high and somebody says,
yeah, I think that'll work.
I got to start going to meetings again, ladies and gentlemen.
Is that it? Are we done? That's all we got? That's all we got?
All right, we got a great show tonight, ladies and gentlemen.
When we come back, top 10 shocking facts about Dick Cheney plus Harrison Ford.
We'll be right back, folks.
What do we do? I'm still, I still can't get over that frisbee thing.
Yeah, that looks about right.
Let's go ahead and do that. I think Dave will enjoy this one.
You got a lot of money tied up in frisbees there.
I bet there's, I bet you've got $40 worth of frisbees out there.
Yeah, at least.
All right, let's see it one more time.
Just so, just to prove to me that, hey, Pat.
Pat, let me ask you a question. Can you talk to me?
Yeah, Dave.
Now, when you saw this, did you say to yourself, yeah, I think this will work?
I just figured I'd get a chance to hit Kenny.
Yeah, all right.
Well, there you go.
As long as there's a reason.
Okay.
Here we go.
Wing it.
That's a beautiful golf shot right there.
Okay.
Now, that part, that part works just fine.
God, I wonder what that is up there, all that stuff on the roof.
All right, Kenny, try it.
Here's the part that's troubling to me.
It's a little problematic.
See, kangaroo did a kangaroo on him there.
That's what happened.
A kangaroo.
And you know there's a pedestrian laying down there bleeding from the head.
There'll be a big lawsuit, a big story in the post.
Stupid human trick strikes again.
Yeah.
TV boy kills out of towner.
What?
Pat and Kenny are ready?
Here we go.
We figured out our frisbee problems.
There's Pat.
There's...
Wait a minute.
Have we figured...
We haven't figured anything out.
Where's...
Oh, there's Kenny.
How is that a solution?
They can't even see each other.
All right.
Try it.
Pat, can you see Kenny?
Yes, Dave.
Kenny, can you see Pat?
Yes, I can, Dave.
All right.
Try it.
Here we go.
Whoa.
My God.
It's just like NASA here, you know?
It's just...
I'm not sure this is any easier, actually, now that I...
I ain't going to that.
I tell you what, ladies and gentlemen, we're going to polish this up and try it
next summer.
Oh, boy.
Well, there you go.
We'll be right back.
We'll be right back.