Name: Dominoes on Letterman, 2004-2006
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dominoes on Letterman, 2004-2006' from Don Giller on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-03-05. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dominoes on Letterman, 2004-2006' from Don Giller on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-03-05. Transcript available.

Well, here we go. Are we ready? Is the guy ready? Robert, are you back there?
I am ready, Dave. All set.
Thank you.
Where is the beginning?
Start is right here with these silver ones, finishes up here with the mousetraps.
All right, anytime you're ready.
Okay.
Be very careful.
Thank you.
Don't hurt yourself.
There we go.
Wow.
Dave.
Thank you so much.
Robert Shebeka, ladies and gentlemen.
Thank you very much.
We'll see you tomorrow night.
Thanks for watching.
Good night, everybody.
Nice job.
Very impressive.
All right.
All right.
Are you ready, Paul?
I am ready.
So we bring up the thing.
Is that right?
Robert, are you back there still?
I am ready, Dave.
Are you all ready?
Is it all loaded?
Everything's set up?
We are ready to go.
faction biff now this is going to be a portrait of you that's correct careful biff
careful easy
good lord what's the matter with you i don't know maybe i just wanted to get it
over with yeah i
understand uh all right so you drop one of the big dominoes first is that what
happens robert
or a small domino start with the big one start with the big ones okay and there's
112 of the
large ones uh 6 000 regular sized dominoes anytime you're ready gentlemen take
it away biff has the
honors
oh that's exciting
wow wow
wow
very impressive thank you
thank you domino bob and biff lovely yes thank you we'll be right back with jim
gaffigan everybody
now uh we've done this from time to time and i love this kind of thing you know
you know those
guys who have the the big domino stunts where they spend all day putting down
dominoes and we got a
guy here tonight his name is ben herbst and he's from uh i think he's from tacoma
washington oh i'm
sorry olympia washington and he has spent the entire day putting together a domino
uh display can we turn
on the camera and say hello to ben herbst there is hi ben how are you nice to
see you how you doing dave
welcome to the program thanks for having me yeah
how many how many dominoes are you working on tonight uh about 6 322 when i'm
all done and and what
will happen what kind of things can we expect when you trip the dominoes we're
gonna go up some of these
ramps down some of these ramps set up some of set off some of these mouse traps
and some of these uh
helium balloons are gonna be released and there's gonna go up yeah some other
uh surprises along the
way is this the biggest domino display you've ever worked on no i've done on
bigger bigger uh what
do you do for a living back there in olympia i'm a grade school teacher at bolwyn
elementary yeah what
what grade what grade do you teach fourth grade oh and i bet the kids like the
domino stuff right
they love it yeah well go ahead and say hi to the kids if you can tell you don't
okay
so uh ben when whenever you're ready we'll come back and we'll see you now
remember it's
over 6 000 dominoes it's going to be very exciting thank you for joining us
tonight that's ben herbst
ladies and gentlemen that'll be
thank you very much adrian let's uh check back in once quickly with ben herbst
our domino expert from
washington how's it going ben great dave are we just about ready to launch yeah
any second any second we're
almost there how many more do you have to put in place a couple hundred okay
right around the corner uh we'll be right back with natalie portman and al
franken everybody
uh oh i'm very excited let's check back in with ben herbst from olympia washington
and you said
earlier a couple hundred i guess you're just about ready to go yeah almost how
many mouse traps you got
there tonight ben three and is that the most you've ever worked with i've
worked with 30 at one time
wow
did you think about calling orkin
and and are you going to have one of those what they call like the double helix
where we always like
to see the double helix thing going to spiral around the back side right down
okay all right good that's
that's ben herbst from olympia washington a little bit later exciting
uh on the program tonight the uh lovely natalie portman she's starring in a
brand new motion picture
called v for vin son of a bitch what no no wait a minute what no no oh
oh come on this is crazy oh man stop the music please stop the music this is
not the demonstration
It's not the demonstration.
It's okay.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Wow.
I don't --
Not enough -- not enough mousetraps?
I don't know, just --
Yeah, that's --
You see that.
Uh, ladies and gentlemen, here's tonight's top ten.
Hey.
Ben?
Yeah.
What do you think?
You wanna -- gonna try and set 'em up again?
Sure.
All right, well --
We'll be right back with Natalie Portman, everybody.
Thank you very much.
Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen.
If you, uh, set your TiVo for the domino demonstration, uh --
We think Ben may -- we think -- probably a breakdown is what it's looking like
now.
Yeah, we're gonna get him up to the nurse.
No, no, he's starting on it.
He's starting to get --
God, no, it's --
I hope the -- I hope the kids weren't watching earlier.
I know.
It's a shame.
It's a shame.
It's not inspiring.
See their teacher going crazy like that.
I hope the kids weren't going crazy like that.
All right.
Boy, that's too bad.
I hate that.
My thanks to, uh, Al Franken and, uh, the lovely Natalie Portman.
Isn't she gorgeous?
Ah, she is a goddess.
I mean, she just looks like something you'd see carved on a -- on a brooch.
Parceline vessel.
Beautiful.
Parceline angel.
Uh, and also, my thanks to Ben Herbst, our domino guy.
Ben, I understand you have some dominoes ready to go.
Is that right?
Yes, yeah.
All right, take it away.
Anytime you're ready.
Anton.
Did we --
Did we pay for his plane ride out here?
Brother.
Tomorrow on the program, Vin Diesel, Trey Parker, and Matt Stone, and Detective
Ronald Krieger
from New York City's Top Crime Scene Investigators.
Uh, that's the program tomorrow.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.