Name: Dunkin' Donuts Remote on Letterman, July 27, 1990
Uploaded: 2021-08-24T04:28:52.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dunkin' Donuts Remote on Letterman, July 27, 1990' from Don Giller on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-08-24. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dunkin' Donuts Remote on Letterman, July 27, 1990' from Don Giller on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-08-24. Transcript available.

cover yourself
uh monday how do you do fathead
uh hey hey if you like tonight's show then by gosh tune in monday because guess
what
listen to this one shelley winters that's right shelley winters and oj simpson
later on this program tonight jerry seinfeld will be joining us and also margie
wallen
you know jerry seinfeld is like a big star here on nbc he's huge he has a brand
new runaway hit
uh half hour situation comedy right here beginning again yeah it was on for
about six episodes and
it's on in the fall yeah big deal it's called uh the seinfeld chronicle i see
oh the seinfeld
chronicles seinfeld chronicles right right just seinfeld just seinfeld very
funny very successful
young man just seinfeld yeah uh who doesn't dream of uh going into a dunkin
donuts to sample and to
rate every donut in the place well because of my considerable wealth and power
i can do a lot more
than just dream that's what we did and here look we put it on videotape watch
closely how many
different variety of donuts do you have here at this place they have about 52
all right then we'll rate
them one to 52 and uh this is uh maria maragos is this coffee hot yes piping
hot very hot let me just try
this is a plain donut they come out different people this one i can tell you
right now is number 52
all right this is next to last so here now we're making some headway lemon peel
oh my god this is my favorite this is my favorite this is absolutely my
favorite put this one at the
top the glazed piece you okay my lips are starting to vibrate you know what
that means yeah yeah i
know i could be blowing more coffee yeah more coffee that's right that'll calm
me down that'll settle my
what about one stuff with chunks of stew beef
i feel like i'm drunk
damn these donuts is tasty come on in please come on in we're tasting and
rating the donuts
yeah what did you get what was your purchase uh not really a donut is it sir
not really a donut
you should have gone to the the cruller shop for heaven's sakes yeah yeah you
go into a fish and
chips place and get the swiss steak i'll bet huh
you know when we're done here we're going over to baskin robbins and do the
same with ice cream
oh man i don't think i want to do this much more
something you need lunch today no i because you know i can't even swallow i've
been chewing the
same load now for the last 20 minutes you know i'm trying to take this finger
and do this
i don't exist in the urge you ever get any police come in here i'm dave officer
who swirl swirl oh
swirl so nice to see you this is uh maria how fast was i going
kind of a reflection i'm sorry maria but that's strictly speaking not a donut
oh well it's a dog
toy okay yeah get rid of that could you get me a bromo i'll say what time is it
and then everybody
will say time to make the donuts all right here we go what time is it time to
make the donuts
that was pathetic let's try it again here we go what time is it time to make
the donuts
you get a lot of suicides in here oh man that was fun wasn't it thank you very
much
thank you david geez i hope i don't have anything on my face
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