Name: The Titanic Scene Reading w/ Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2020-03-20T19:28:22.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Titanic Scene Reading w/ Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-03-20. Transcript available.

- We're bad friends.
- Give me a script and give him a script.
This is something that the fans really wanted
and also something that you love.
- What is that?
- All right, so you're gonna be the role of Rose
and Andres is gonna read some of the scene direction.
Okay, go ahead, Andres.
- What movie is this?
- You'll figure it out almost right away.
- Is it "The Notebook?"
- It would be almost impossible for you
to not figure out-- - Is it "The Notebook?"
- Nope, but you'll just figure it out almost right away.
- You're close.
Okay, so guys ready?
"Interior, Rose Suite."
- What?
- "1912, Like in a Dream, The Beautiful Waterwork."
- Well, the one--
- Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude.
First of all, Andres, just before, cut, cut, cut, cut.
Just project a little bit more.
You have to project a little bit more
because you're acting as if you're the director or whatever.
There's a table read.
- You know, they went to film school today.
- I know they did, so just project a little bit more, right?
Slow it down a bit, but start from the top.
Go ahead. - Okay, here we go.
- Here we go. - Interior.
- Hold on one second.
My phone's ringing.
Hold on. - Okay, go ahead.
- It's Rogan, I'm not gonna answer it.
- Yeah, answer it, answer it!
- Yeah? - Yeah.
- No, he won't wanna be on the show.
- Okay. - Okay, hold on.
Well, let's start from scratch.
Here we go, let's start from scratch.
Go ahead.
- Okay.
- Yeah, let's start from scratch.
- Yeah, let's start from scratch.
- Yeah, let's start from scratch.
- Like in a dream, the beautiful woodwork and satin upholstery emerge from the
rusted ruin.
Jack is overwhelmed by the opulence of the room.
- He sets his sketchbook and drawing materials in the marble table.
- Will this light do?
Don't artists need good light?
- That is true.
I am not used to working in such horrible conditions.
Hey, Monet!
- What movie is this?
- Shh!
- He crouches next to the painting, stacks against the wall.
- Isn't he great?
The use of color?
I saw him once through a hole in this garden fence in Givinieri.
- She goes into the adjacent walk-in wardrobe closet.
He sees her go to the safe and starts working the combination.
He's fascinated.
Calus insists on lugging this thing everywhere.
- Should I be expecting him any time soon?
- Not as long as the cigars and brandy hold out.
- Clunk, she unlocks the safe.
Glancing up, she met his eyes in the mirror behind the safe.
She opens it and removes the necklace.
Then holds it out to Jack, who takes it nervously.
- Your necklace.
You hold it to me, give it to me.
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- What is it?
What is it?
Is it a sapphire?
What is it?
What is it?
What is it?
Is it a...
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What is it?
Is it a sapphire?
- A diamond.
A very rare diamond called the heart of the ocean.
Zach gazes at well beyond his comprehension.
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I want you to draw me like your French girl.
Wearing this.
Wearing all this.
The last thing I need is another picture of me looking like a China doll.
As a paint customer, I expect to get what I want.
She hands him a dime and steps back, parting the kimono.
The blue stone lies on her creamy breasts.
Her heart is pounding as she slowly lowers the robe.
Jack looks so striking, it is almost comical.
The kimono drops to the floor.
Tell me when it looks right to you.
She poses on the divan, sitting like a cat into the position we remember from
the drawing.
Almost.
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Just bend your left leg and a little and lower your head, eyes to me, that's it.
Jack starts to sketch.
He drops his pencil and she stifles a laugh.
I believe you're blushing, Mr. Big Artiste.
I can't imagine monje, monje, blushing.
He does landscapes.
Tight on Jack, as his eyes cut up to look at her over the top edge of the
sketch bag.
We want him to finish.
Finish it!
We have seen this image of him before in her memory.
It is an image she will carry the rest of her life.
Push slowly in on Rose's face.
Wow.
I don't know what movie it is.
You still don't know what movie it is?
No, I don't know what movie it is.
How can you not know?
What movie is it?
Jack, Rose, a draw me like one of your French girls, one of the most-
I've never seen- What movie is it?
Titanic.
I've never seen it.
You've never seen the movie Titanic?
No.
How have you never seen the movie Titanic?
I don't like boat movies.
It's not a boat movie.
It's a boat movie.
It's a boat movie.
I don't know what movie it is.
I don't know what movie it is.
I don't know what movie it is.
I don't know what movie it is.
I don't know what movie it is.
I don't know what movie it is.
I don't know what movie it is.
I don't know what movie it is.
I don't know what movie it is.
I don't know what movie it is.
I don't know what movie it is.