Name: Bobby Lee on an Elevator | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2020-03-21T19:39:52.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee on an Elevator | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-03-21. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee on an Elevator | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-03-21. Transcript available.

- We're bad friends.
- If I'm on an elevator and anyone over the age of 60
walks onto the elevator, I'll get--
- You hold your breath.
- No, I'll get off the elevator.
- Period, anytime.
- Every time.
- Why?
- Because, especially if I'm alone in the elevator,
because if this person dies, I'll probably just leave.
- Yeah.
- You know what I mean?
Because I don't know how to call
and I don't know who to call.
I don't know what papers to sign.
I don't know who to interview with.
I got shit to do.
You don't have to do almost any of that.
- If you died in an elevator and you're just by yourself,
you can't just leave.
- You would just go, somebody died in there
and then they show up and then the paramedics help them.
- Okay, so let's get this, let's play this out.
- Okay.
- All right, I'm in an elevator.
- Yeah.
- Old man walks in, the old man walks in
and then he goes, "Hello young man, I was in the Korean war."
'Cause all old people always say something like that.
Or they'll say, "Oh, I love that Chinese restaurant down the street."
And I'll be like, "Okay, cool."
- Oh, oh, my, my heart.
Dead, right?
Elevator opens, I call.
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
Hi, um, is this, is this the hospital?
I don't know who to call.
Is this the hospital?
I don't know who to call.
Is this the hospital?
Well, you gotta call 911.
Oh, fuck, 911.
911, yes.
An old man died.
What's the address?
I don't know.
I'll be right back.
And I gotta run outside.
I gotta look at the address.
It's 55443.
What street?
Sir, what street are we on?
Tamberlin.
Tamberlin.
What state?
California.
It's California.
Oh, fuck California.
Oh, fuck California.
Tamberlin, nine, nine, five, five, four, three.
What street?
Sir, what street are we on?
They're at Tamberlin.
Tamberlin.
What state?
California.
It's California.
Oh, fuck California.
Tamberlin, nine, nine, five, five, four, three.
California, Tamberlin.
Okay, well then, the ambulance will be there
as soon as possible.
Can I leave?
- No, you have to go back in with the man.
Go in right now.
- Oh, fuck, as I run back in.
- Oh, fuck, I gotta do something.
I gotta put my mouth in his mouth.
I blow.
- That fucking chest.
- His bowels just lost.
- Chest, chest, chest.
Oh, fuck, yeah, yeah.
Then I leave the elevator.
I'm leaving the elevator to go back outside.
I'll probably have a cigarette.
- Not by this time, though.
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Sir, were you the man that called the police?
- I am the one, I'm the one.
- Okay, what happened to the man?
Where is he?
- He's in the elevator.
He died shit all over the place.
- All right, come with us right now.
Come with us right now.
Come with us right now.
Get with me right now.
Come on, let's go inside.
- Come on, let's go run in.
- Oh, shit.
- Is that him right there?
- Of course, no.
There's another dead guy around the block.
- Sir, I don't need your attitude.
I'm just trying to find out how this man died and when he died.
Did you make him shit or poop?
- Yes, I don't know what to do, so I just punched his chest.
- So you caused this man to throw up
and have diarrhea inside of this elevator?
- Well, because I put my mouth on his mouth and I blew it.
- Turn around, sir, you're under arrest.
Turn around, you're under arrest.
- What the fuck?
I have an audition.
- That's it, that's what happens.
- That's why I don't want to be in the elevator.
- That makes perfect sense.